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Personally, if I heard about a classmate posting nude on reddit, even if I think that this classmate should be anonymous, would not look down on them. My response literally would be "Oh, that's nice." and change the subject. I'd just look at him/her based on if they are a decent person to talk to and be around :shrug:

You are a much better person than me... I would A) immediately look it up on the internet and B) Never look at that person in the same way again (can you look at people you've seen naked the same way as before?).

Survivor DO

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You are a much better person than me... I would A) immediately look it up on the internet and B) Never look at that person in the same way again (can you look at people you've seen naked the same way as before?).

Survivor DO

nudity has not been a big deal for me. Maybe im just un american
 
There's no "getting it" involved. Some people will think she's a weird attention ***** based on her actions. Others won't. It's just the way the world works. There's nothing to "get".

Yes, there is. The difference between what does happen and what should happen is an important distinction, and it's something a lot of medical students have trouble grasping.

If a physician does his best for a patient and is not at all negligent, but that patient still has a negative outcome, should that patient be able to sue? No. But they can and often do.
 
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If she learned her lesson why is she still posting on Reddit? 2hrs ago she posted a lot of nudes. This chick has serious mental problems.

Not problems, confidence. She is a woman firmly rooted in her own reality. Regardless of what anyone says in this thread, it is her life to live; her obstacles to overcome and her rewards to reap. Ultimately she is the only one that will answer for her actions. With Doctors that kill babies after they are born, abuse prescription medication, neglect patient care, or simply just don't care, Nina is at the very bottom of a long list. All you have done is attacked a young woman who has overcome various difficulties in her life and has dealt with her personal issues as direct and as head on as she was capable of doing. Medical Doctors are not specialist on Psychology (unless you are a Psychiatrist). Truth be told, I could only strive to be as brave as she is. For those of you that casually brush off her traumatic experiences,the horror and aftermath of rape is indescribable, I hope for your sake and the sake of victims of sexual assault/battery, your paths never collide.

Edit: The vast majority of you who disagree with her believe that us "White Knights" are justifying her actions; we aren't justifying anything; instead we are simply not judging them.
 
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Aright I'll school you a bit. The Art of seduction is based on perception and analysis. When entering a bar or social environment, you first analyze body language of those around you and check for individuals with open body language versus closed body language....blah blah blah

Didn't read your post (too long) but lol!

I couldn't help but laughing when I read this opening line from a medical student! Bravo, too funny. :laugh:

It's hilarious when keyboard jockeys go off on these rants. Sorry, had to interject.
 
Yeah dude shes still not gonna sleep with you.... but keep white knighting as girls like her keep chasing jersey shore look alikes.

You prove my point. It always comes back to sex with many of you. Believe it or not, not every man who helps or supports a woman is trying to sleep with her.
 
I wish I could be as brave as her. I lack the courage to stand up to the victimization of our society :rolleyes:
 
Not problems, confidence. She is a woman firmly rooted in her own reality. Regardless of what anyone says in this thread, it is her life to live; her obstacles to overcome and her rewards to reap. Ultimately she is the only one that will answer for her actions. With Doctors that kill babies after they are born, abuse prescription medication, neglect patient care, or simply just don't care, Nina is at the very bottom of a long list. All you have done is attacked a young woman who has overcome various difficulties in her life and has dealt with her personal issues as direct and as head on as she was capable of doing. Medical Doctors are not specialist on Psychology (unless you are a Psychiatrist). Truth be told, I could only strive to be as brave as she is. For those of you that casually brush off her traumatic experiences,the horror and aftermath of rape is indescribable, I hope for your sake and the sake of victims of sexual assault/battery, your paths never collide.

Edit: The vast majority of you who disagree with her believe that us "White Knights" are justifying her actions; we aren't justifying anything; instead we are simply not judging them.
Pointing out the degeneracy of other people doesn't validate this behaivor. All you've pointed out is that there is a baseline level of criminal behaivor committed by people of all walks of life, which is, if you've been alive for any period of time, quite obvious.

I also don't agree that this behaivor is not unusual, yeah a lot of people do it but that's not a good justification. Most people aren't posting nudes online.
 
Ok, I'm really late to the party. I don't feel like reading all the posts...way too many.

Can a kind soul please post a link to the pics. Or refer me to a post where I can find the pics.

You will be much appreciated :naughty:
 
You prove my point. It always comes back to sex with many of you. Believe it or not, not every man who helps or supports a woman is trying to sleep with her.

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Because google is awesome, I was able to a few examples of the chick in questions, and clearly she is attractive enough that this is ok. I mean if she was fat and ugly, it'd be "party foul! :thumbdown: fattie" amiriite?!?

So the moral of the story is that if you are going to post nude pics on line be good looking and then, pretty much no one will care

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What school? But wouldn't be surprised if she recieved disciplinary action. Stuff like this makes the entire profession look bad.

Actually, if Nina's any indication, our profession is if anything quite good-looking.
 
If she learned her lesson why is she still posting on Reddit? 2hrs ago she posted a lot of nudes. This chick has serious mental problems.

I didn't post anything two hours ago.

I love how you and others could literally dismiss male doctors at Bellevue running an illegal massage parlor, but somehow a woman posting naked pictures is somehow worthy of discussion.

I am obviously not mentally ill. I'm not a drug addict. I'm not promiscuous, but even if I was, it wouldn't be any of your business.

Just relax. The future of my career should be my concern alone. It's not like I go to class scantily clad and make passes at professors. So long as I don't cross too many line I should be okay.
 
What school? But wouldn't be surprised if she recieved disciplinary action. Stuff like this makes the entire profession look bad.

Doggie you ain't even in med school whatchu know about making the profession look bad.

If she done it before, she will do it again, people never really change.... she has a genetic predisposed to being "promiscuous". Def more likely to cheat or have an affair.

You think there's a promiscuity gene that causes affairs and she's the disgrace. Okay bro.
 
I am obviously not mentally ill.

1) thought working as a craigslist happy endings girl would be a good idea
2) history of date rape
3) history childhood sexual abuse

... and i'm guessing there are other incidents.

It's becoming more and more obvious as you post. Keep proving our point. :thumbup:
 
You should have outed those dudes so they can be convicted. Why didn't you? You can probably still do it. I tend to be very critical of Everybody. Why I think I would be a great psychiatrist. If I saw a thread " Doctors run illegal massage parlor" I would think at least 25 to life. But since this thread is about you I just said you should be ashamed.

Well after I walked out I was sort of in shock and I was more concerned about whether or not my boyfriend would consider it cheating to handle another man's balls. In real life I am very timid and unassuming. It would have been really out of character for me to do anything about it.
 
One interesting thing most promiscous girls or girls that do porn have in common, is that they were sexually abused in their youth. Its interesting really, because you would think after being sexually abused they would never want anything to do with sex again. Is their behavior because of a percieved lack of value?IDK.

Edit: Im not saying the nina1987 does porn or is promiscuous.

Absolutely untrue.
 
Sorry, I'm new to this thread. Is the Nina girl posting on this thread or only on reddit?
 
What school? But wouldn't be surprised if she recieved disciplinary action. Stuff like this makes the entire profession look bad.

Don't know which school. Since its SDN you'd think at least one male (or female) med student at her school would be on here to comment.
 
Well after I walked out I was sort of in shock and I was more concerned about whether or not my boyfriend would consider it cheating to handle another man's balls. In real life I am very timid and unassuming. It would have been really out of character for me to do anything about it.

While I'm cool with most everything you've done/said, this story "rubbed" me the wrong way. (Pun intended)

Someone who is "timid" (and seems intelligent) would have no business meeting sketchy ppl over Craigslist, especially for a "massage" ad and a quick buck.

You were in 'shock' but rather than turning around and walking out when he took his clothes off, you stayed and gave him a TSA-level testicular check-up?

Seriously, several ppl have questioned if you're a med student and how you could've gotten in. I just assumed you were smart. Now with the two stories you've told thus far both having to do with your connections to the medical society even before you were in med school. I have my concerns as to how/if any of this is even real...
 
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PychDO,

Let the adults talk, worry about getting those volunteer hours. You know nothing about this profession or even what its like to be in med school. You can't walk a mile in her shoes, or many others in this forum. Go compare MCATs with the other pre meds.
 
lol I worked in mental health for 4 years. I'm 26 probably older than most of the med students here. I have enough volunteer hours.

My apologies, however wouldn't someone with your experience be a little less judgemental?
 
While I'm cool with most everything you've done/said, this story "rubbed" me the wrong way. (Pun intended)

Someone who is "timid" (and seems intelligent) would have no business meeting sketchy ppl over Craigslist, especially for a "massage" ad and a quick buck.

You were in 'shock' but rather than turning around and walking out when he took his clothes off, you stayed and gave him a TSA-level testicular check-up?

Seriously, several ppl have questioned if you're a med student and how you could've gotten in. I just assumed you were smart. Now with the two stories you've told thus far both having to do with your connections to the medical society even before you were in med school. I have my concerns as to how/if any of this is even real...

Okay, so at first I was more than a little suspect, but I got a call from a very authoritative sounding woman who requested that I be at a certain location and a certain time, dressed in appropriate clothing. She said that the first session would be a training session and that I would not get compensated (I was not paid). I was really surprised when it was a man who picked me up at the designated location. He was the tiniest Asian guy who spoke really accented English and I wasn't really scared of him. My first indication that something was wrong was the speed at which he was walking and the sweat building on his brow. I knew I was in for it once we were locked in the examination room, but I was just hoping by some miracle of god that it wouldn't go there. I'm certain he wanted a BJ, but I really didn't want to do it. He pretty much took my hands and put them on his balls and made the motions with my fingers. I went along with it because I didn't know what else to do. My boyfriend forgave me and I was just relieved it was over.
 
I admit I have been insensitive in this thread. If you ever work in mental health you have to be somewhat judgemental.

assume PRIVATELY

ur talking to med students with no psych experience
of course they will drop the PC "don't judge" line
 
Okay, so at first I was more than a little suspect, but I got a call from a very authoritative sounding woman who requested that I be at a certain location and a certain time, dressed in appropriate clothing. She said that the first session would be a training session and that I would not get compensated (I was not paid). I was really surprised when it was a man who picked me up at the designated location. He was the tiniest Asian guy who spoke really accented English and I wasn't really scared of him. My first indication that something was wrong was the speed at which he was walking and the sweat building on his brow. I knew I was in for it once we were locked in the examination room, but I was just hoping by some miracle of god that it wouldn't go there. I'm certain he wanted a BJ, but I really didn't want to do it. He pretty much took my hands and put them on his balls and made the motions with my fingers. I went along with it because I didn't know what else to do. My boyfriend forgave me and I was just relieved it was over.

Oh man has this thread delivered.

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Okay, so at first I was more than a little suspect, but I got a call from a very authoritative sounding woman who requested that I be at a certain location and a certain time, dressed in appropriate clothing. She said that the first session would be a training session and that I would not get compensated (I was not paid). I was really surprised when it was a man who picked me up at the designated location. He was the tiniest Asian guy who spoke really accented English and I wasn't really scared of him. My first indication that something was wrong was the speed at which he was walking and the sweat building on his brow. I knew I was in for it once we were locked in the examination room, but I was just hoping by some miracle of god that it wouldn't go there. I'm certain he wanted a BJ, but I really didn't want to do it. He pretty much took my hands and put them on his balls and made the motions with my fingers. I went along with it because I didn't know what else to do. My boyfriend forgave me and I was just relieved it was over.

You didn't know what else to do? I'm not even sure how to respond to that. He was a little naked Asian doctor...not likely to harm you. (I'm picturing the dude from Hangover, who ironically was a doctor in real life). How about just walk out? If my girlfriend was that dumb, (and yes, that was dumb) I'd probably question my own intelligence for being with her in the first place.

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You didn't know what else to do? I'm not even sure how to respond to that. He was a little naked Asian doctor...not likely to harm you. (I'm picturing the dude from Hangover, who ironically was a doctor in real life). How about just walk out? If my girlfriend was that dumb, (and yes, that was dumb) I'd probably question my own intelligence for being with her in the first place.

It's hard to know what makes people feel threatened. I will say, though, that I'm a male of above average stature, and I'd be scared to be attacked by a guinea pig, let a alone a person. People carry weapons; guinea pigs don't. And yes, he was naked at some point. But that doesn't mean he couldn't become violent. It doesn't take a very strong person to cause serious injury to someone else.
 
It's hard to know what makes people feel threatened. I will say, though, that I'm a male of above average stature, and I'd be scared to be attacked by a guinea pig, let a alone a person. People carry weapons; guinea pigs don't. And yes, he was naked at some point. But that doesn't mean he couldn't become violent. It doesn't take a very strong person to cause serious injury to someone else.

:laugh: wtf time to brush up on your guinea pig wrestling skills
 
It's hard to know what makes people feel threatened. I will say, though, that I'm a male of above average stature, and I'd be scared to be attacked by a guinea pig, let a alone a person. People carry weapons; guinea pigs don't. And yes, he was naked at some point. But that doesn't mean he couldn't become violent. It doesn't take a very strong person to cause serious injury to someone else.

I'm going to go out on a crazy hunch that random strangers and nudity...don't scare Nina. Don't ask me where I got that idea from...
 
While I'm cool with most everything you've done/said, this story "rubbed" me the wrong way. (Pun intended)

Someone who is "timid" (and seems intelligent) would have no business meeting sketchy ppl over Craigslist, especially for a "massage" ad and a quick buck.

You were in 'shock' but rather than turning around and walking out when he took his clothes off, you stayed and gave him a TSA-level testicular check-up?

Seriously, several ppl have questioned if you're a med student and how you could've gotten in. I just assumed you were smart. Now with the two stories you've told thus far both having to do with your connections to the medical society even before you were in med school. I have my concerns as to how/if any of this is even real...


I have no proof of the Bellevue thing, but it definitely happened. There were MANY people who were at that party though. I could ask someone to speak on my behalf. I don't remember much though. All I remember is walking in and being handed a drink by the host. After taking a couple of sips I remember seeing a few people talking. After that my memory is blank. I couldn't believe when pictures surfaced from that night because I had no memory of taking them. Also, I was supposedly locked in a room with two men both of whom denied touching me, but I was found naked and hardly able to walk. Supposedly I stumbled out of the room completely naked into the middle of the party. Keep in mind this is all secondhand because I remember nothing. A man from out of town who wasn't a Columbia med student claimed that he was an RA in college and that he knew that I had been roofied. He got into a fight with the host who vehemently insisted that I was just drunk. Supposedly the host flung open the door of the apartment, grabbed me by the arm, and threw me down a stairwell (he lived in a walk-up). The nice guy didn't call 911 for some reason, but he gathered my things and got my address from the only friend I had at the party. He was able to lift me from the the landing of the stairwell and carry me down several more flights of stairs. He hailed a cab, got me home, took care of me all night, and slept in my apartment. I didn't even know him. I woke up to the sound of my alarm clock. It was set for me to go to work. I got up as if nothing happened. At the time I had a roommate so it wasn't really unusual to see a stranger sleeping on the couch. I got to work (I worked in an ice cream shop around the corner from my apt) as the men were delivering the milk product. They were looking at me like I was crazy, but I had no idea why. A few hours later I started to feel pain all over my body and I noticed bruising and dried streaks of blood running down my arms. I was so confused. It took my friend a week to build the courage to tell me what happened. She said she was scared that I would hold her responsible, but I was more upset that she kept it a secret.
 
I have no proof of the Bellevue thing, but it definitely happened. There were MANY people who were at that party though. I could ask someone to speak on my behalf. I don't remember much though. All I remember is walking in and being handed a drink by the host. After taking a couple of sips I remember seeing a few people talking. After that my memory is blank. I couldn't believe when pictures surfaced from that night because I had no memory of taking them. Also, I was supposedly locked in a room with two men both of whom denied touching me, but I was found naked and hardly able to walk. Supposedly I stumbled out of the room completely naked into the middle of the party. Keep in mind this is all secondhand because I remember nothing. A man from out of town who wasn't a Columbia med student claimed that he was an RA in college and that he knew that I had been roofied. He got into a fight with the host who vehemently insisted that I was just drunk. Supposedly the host flung open the door of the apartment, grabbed me by the arm, and threw me down a stairwell (he lived in a walk-up). The nice guy didn't call 911 for some reason, but he gathered my things and got my address from the only friend I had at the party. He was able to lift me from the the landing of the stairwell and carry me down several more flights of stairs. He hailed a cab, got me home, took care of me all night, and slept in my apartment. I didn't even know him. I woke up to the sound of my alarm clock. It was set for me to go to work. I got up as if nothing happened. At the time I had a roommate so it wasn't really unusual to see a stranger sleeping on the couch. I got to work (I worked in an ice cream shop around the corner from my apt) as the men were delivering the milk product. They were looking at me like I was crazy, but I had no idea why. A few hours later I started to feel pain all over my body and I noticed bruising and dried streaks of blood running down my arms. I was so confused. It took my friend a week to build the courage to tell me what happened. She said she was scared that I would hold her responsible, but I was more upset that she kept it a secret.

This is actually more believable. I've seen sloppy drunk girls in a similar setting. Usually they'd just act drunk for attention...but then one would occasionally wind up naked in a stairwell with their wig split open. Sadly not uncommon...
 
Okay, so at first I was more than a little suspect, but I got a call from a very authoritative sounding woman who requested that I be at a certain location and a certain time, dressed in appropriate clothing. She said that the first session would be a training session and that I would not get compensated (I was not paid). I was really surprised when it was a man who picked me up at the designated location. He was the tiniest Asian guy who spoke really accented English and I wasn't really scared of him. My first indication that something was wrong was the speed at which he was walking and the sweat building on his brow. I knew I was in for it once we were locked in the examination room, but I was just hoping by some miracle of god that it wouldn't go there. I'm certain he wanted a BJ, but I really didn't want to do it. He pretty much took my hands and put them on his balls and made the motions with my fingers. I went along with it because I didn't know what else to do. My boyfriend forgave me and I was just relieved it was over.

You're a pretty girl. You shouldn't do things like this.
 
lol I worked in mental health for 4 years. I'm 26 probably older than most of the med students here. I have enough volunteer hours.

As someone older than you, I can say that you sure as hell are more immature than most of them.
 
Wow,

Normal people's reactions to this:
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SDN reaction to this: 15 pages about the morality and ethics of this situation and its effects on the medical community at large.

GETA LIFE PEOPLE.

And Nina1989

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Also this is my favorite little anecdote about doctors: After I graduated from college I was DESPERATELY looking for work. I finally accepted one of those massage offers from Craigslist knowing full well that it wasn't a good idea. I was told to be at a little park in Manhattan at a certain time. I didn't know who I would be meeting, but I sent a photo so they knew it who I was. The time arrives and a tiny Asian man in scrubs greets me in a quiet voice. He takes my hand and leads me into Bellevue Hospital. I don't sign any paper or anything. I am just breezed into the hospital and shoved into an elevator. I can see beads of sweat on his brow. I still wasn't sure what would happen. I am whisked out of the elevator and into an examination room. A male nurse sees me and gives me a look of concern. The doctor yells at him and locks where he proceeds to strip and lie down on the table. The massage didn't get passed the stage of a "ball massage" because he could see that I was absolutely freaked out. At the end, he asked me if I would be interested in servicing both Bellevue Hospital and NYU Dental. Moral of the story: figure out who your colleagues are; they're not all angels of Christ!

Angels need ball massages too...

And you didn't even get paid??

Aright I'll school you a bit. The Art of seduction is based on perception and analysis. When entering a bar or social environment, you first analyze body language of those around you and check for individuals with open body language versus closed body language. Your own body language is very important so it should be open. A woman is well aware of every man that enters the room. You smile with your eyes and make eye contact with the various women in the room as you calmly work your way around the room. A woman who is interested in you will reciprocate eye contact, begin gabbing to a friend as she looks at you; point her legs in your direction, tug on jewelry, perk her breast in your direction or utilize various other forms of non verbal communication to convey her interest.

You smile at the women who show interest to show interest back or else they will think you are not interested. Once you have figured out who likes you, you then decide who you like and calmly make your way over to the woman. You want to avoid chatting up every woman in the room as it will convey to other women that you are just looking for sex and not actually interested in them before you even walk over (every woman wants to feel special). From here you carefully watch her body language and mimic her gestures to help create comfort quickly (a form of neuro-linguistic programming aka NLP); if she mimics things you say or do, it is also a sign that she is interested. You slowly enter her personal space and reciprocate any signs of interest; for example if she pats you on the arm, return the gesture; if she enters your personal space lean forward slightly. Check logistics (how did she arrive; is she with friends as this will determine if is possible that she can leave with you). Find the thing that she is passionate about and then let her talk about it (don't talk too much about yourself); You can even tease her about it using a reverse compliment which also allows you to qualify her (but never insult her or say anything negative. Your job is to guide the conversation; not to be the center of it).

You can ask her part way through the convo what she is doing later which translate in girl talk to "would you like to have sex"; Her response tells you how open she is to hooking up (at that specific time) and can help you to judge how quickly you should escalate. You should begin escalating through soft touching done teasingly which increases gradually. Finally, Seed something interesting that's back at your place or focus on something interesting at hers (it could be Disney figurines); This should be seeded part way through the convo and not at the end. Once you have decided that you like her, simply tell her you would like to see the interesting thing at her place or show her that interesting thing at your place (plausible deniability); take her by the hand and lead her out of the location; grab a cab or whatever your means of transportation. Enter location with female; be calm; be gentle, escalate quickly however you choose; simply act like a man and sex occurs. If you would like a relationship with her, you can remain in touch and after a few more encounters a relationship will form. If you don't want to have anything to do with her after, simply call her or text her the next day just see how she's doing (this is the gentleman's way of handling one night stands so the girl doesn't feel regretful afterwards, plus its the right thing to do). Rinse and repeat.

Above all else, whatever you believe is what you receive; if believe that you can sleep with that gorgeous girl eyeing you then you can (regardless if you do or don't). This is the reason why a guy will date a woman, and they will have sex once or twice and she comes across as shy; now take the same girl and put her with a confident guy and she's open to having sex in a bathroom. Many guys don't understand that their behavior directly guides a woman's inhibitions even if she is shy. If a woman is sexually comfortable with herself but you are not, then she won't have sex with you; instead she will feel someone that's comfortable expressing themselves and allowing her to express herself. The more you judge her, the less you get also the more you judge her, the more uncomfortable you will make her. A woman is constantly judging herself (supermodels are the worst), its your job as a man to reassure her and make her feel like the most special sexual creature in the entire world even if its for one night.

To answer your question, I don't sleep with a lot of women; I sleep with only the ones that have characteristics that I like but I don't insult or judge the one's I don't (some of them I make friends). You have to remember that all women are beautiful, unique and each one has their own story so they know something that you don't. You have to sincerely enjoy their company, kinda like a breathe of fresh air. If you have negative perceptions of women it will show in your interactions and you will spend most of your time alone with a sock. This concludes the lecture, class dismissed.

Lol amateur.

I woke up at exactly 6:00 this morning. I need no alarm clock. Two women woke me by sucking my c**k, which by the way is 17 and a half inches. I didn't need to shower, because my body self cleanses and my pores emit the manliest cologne possible.

I got in my 2011 Lamborghini Murcielago and another one of my girls was waiting in the passenger seat. She was in the car all night, because she couldn't sleep without me having penetrated her.

She hopped on me and started riding me while I squeezed her and drove with my knees. In three seconds, I arrived at the gym, which was fifty miles away. I threw her off me, and she quickly returned to the passenger seat, where she would sit until I got back.

My bulging, huge, muscles ripped my shirt off, and six women lined up. We had an orgy, which didn't last too long. Each woman climaxed when I came within five inches of her, and went into an eternal state of euphoria after I put it in. I came, and three hundred gallons of semen shot out. It landed in Ghana, and ended the drought.

I hovered into the gym, because the ground was too scared of my calf muscles to touch my feet. After benching seven thousand tons, I squatted four million kilograms. I started doing my four hundred laps around California, but I got a phone call. It was a conference call with nineteen supermodels.

They orgasmed after hearing my voice. My girl in the car was getting lonely, so I went back. She sucked me off as I took the three second drive back home. I left her in the car and went inside, to type this to you. Be honored.
 
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Angels need ball massages too...

And you didn't even get paid??



Lol amateur.

I woke up at exactly 6:00 this morning. I need no alarm clock. Two women woke me by sucking my c**k, which by the way is 17 and a half inches. I didn't need to shower, because my body self cleanses and my pores emit the manliest cologne possible.

I got in my 2011 Lamborghini Murcielago and another one of my girls was waiting in the passenger seat. She was in the car all night, because she couldn't sleep without me having penetrated her.

She hopped on me and started riding me while I squeezed her and drove with my knees. In three seconds, I arrived at the gym, which was fifty miles away. I threw her off me, and she quickly returned to the passenger seat, where she would sit until I got back.

My bulging, huge, muscles ripped my shirt off, and six women lined up. We had an orgy, which didn't last too long. Each woman climaxed when I came within five inches of her, and went into an eternal state of euphoria after I put it in. I came, and three hundred gallons of semen shot out. It landed in Ghana, and ended the drought.

I hovered into the gym, because the ground was too scared of my calf muscles to touch my feet. After benching seven thousand tons, I squatted four million kilograms. I started doing my four hundred laps around California, but I got a phone call. It was a conference call with nineteen supermodels.

They orgasmed after hearing my voice. My girl in the car was getting lonely, so I went back. She sucked me off as I took the three second drive back home. I left her in the car and went inside, to type this to you. Be honored.

In the pre-allo forum, that car wouldn't even get you a second look. You need to start driving an '08 Porsche. Trust me.
 
By that train of that, if she was ugly, then it would be ok?

Haha, j/k. :p The setup was so obvious.

No, then I would say - "you have a great personality. You're better than this." Or maybe a great sense of humor... :)
 
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