Here's hoping I don't regret jumping into this conversation, but here goes nothing.
I am a RN working in the MICU, and the misconceptions flying around about the nursing profession are unbelievable.
For one thing, Critical Mass, you don't let us forget that you attended nursing school, but yours was much different than mine. I will be the first to admit that nursing school had a lot of BS. However if I took one thing out of school it is that a nurse functions as a patient advocate. You may think that patient education is going into a room and giving a patient detailed rhetoric about their disease process, which is great and important. But the nurse is the one that follows you into the room, interprets the data that you presented, and makes sure that the patient really understands what it means when you leave the room. And fwiw learning how to provide patient education was a major focus in nursing school, and incorporated into every facet of my education.
Now that I have that off my chest, I understand your frustration with the "nurse takeover." I have met the occasional "Dr. Nurse" that insisted on the title. In one respect I get it, a PhD or a DNP are both hard-earned titles, and in the professional/educational arena I don't think it is entirely inappropriate to want to be referred to as such. Egotistical and petty? Maybe, but I also have not pursued that level of education so who am I to judge. I also agree that it is inappropriate in the clinical setting, but only because it can cause patient confusion.
I have worked closely with many, many NPs and PAs, and have never met the "militant" that is described here as representing the majority of the profession. I have not once met an NP who felt they should practice independently. Med school is an entirely different ball game and nurses know that. Honestly, if I could design a nursing program then I would put more in-depth science courses in it then I would, but the fact is that nursing is not just the easier alternative to being a doctor, it is a completely different job. A nurse isn't there to simply follow doctors orders. They are there to help guide the patient through a confusing medical system, pointing them towards the various services they need. I think that background lends itself well to being an NP. An NP is going to be better at coordinating care than an MD because that is where their training was focused. I think a critical care nurse makes a great CRNA because they spend their entire shift analyzing every single change in heart rate, blood pressure, and UOP to determine its significance. We are experts at managing sedation (trust me...). We are constantly thinking steps ahead and developing "what if" scenarios in our head so that we are on top of the game should that patient tank. The only reason that nurses don't get sued is because that is not where the money is, but technically a nurse is the last line of defense. If I administer an unsafe medication that was ordered by the doctor and there is a poor outcome, according to nursing standards of care I am equally responsible for harm done to the patient.
One more point of contention and I am done. Early on in this thread it was pointed out that nurses appear angry with life, they are looking for fights, they are insecure in their profession, etc. That is often true, but to understand why then take one look at perception of nurses by the layperson which is only perpetuated by the media. We have been fighting an uphill battle to be recognized as more than a doctors servant, a sex symbol, or a background figure in healthcare. Every time a family member calls themselves a nurse because they have been taking care of their grandma at home, not because they went to school, a small part of me becomes a little more bitter. Reading through this thread where I saw more unprofessional comments directed towards nurses than I have ever seen in my life, I became a little angrier. If you want to be taken seriously as med students then you'd better start taking nurses seriously too, because we obviously aren't going anywhere. I think that your attempt at raising hell on the nursing board only made the nurses there look more professional, especially in contrast to some of the hateful and crude comments on this thread.