Dear Fatty Slug- I know who you are. I'm the Persian girl who apparently matched to GI fellowship for my looks? (awesome, glad I'm hot). I was actually following this post in real time back in the day. I didn't say anything because I felt bad you didn't match, you definitely didn't deserve your hand. There are a few things that were not true from your thread (I was never placed on probation or at least I was NEVER told there were any performance issues, I speak an even MORE common language in the place you wanted to match (Spanish > SE Asian language...) I have some other circulars that you weren't aware of. It's true that I didn't have a zillion publications and my step 1 was score was less than stellar, but just FYI I've been doing just fine, I think the program is very happy I matched with them.
I asked around why they didn't match you despite interviewing you twice. I was told that the program coordinator said you were rude to her. That is why. Which sucks, cause we did residency together and I know you're cool (except the things you said to me on SDN, definitely not cool).
I accepted a job in the area of the country where you ended up doing your fellowship. It's actually a really nice part of the world, my husband is from there and we have a baby now. I don't know what your plans are for next year, but it would be nice to be friends and hang out and stuff if you decide to stick around.