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gujuDoc said:
Yeah we are getting there. Sev and Nikki will be on top of that no doubt about it. muahahahahahaha!!!!!!!

I'm definitely going to see some movies after the MCAT is over.
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Ahhhhh, yes. I am bring back my mad post-whoring skillz. Even though, it should be noted that I never really lost them, I just started posting all crazy on the other SDN for awhile. If we counted those too, I'd soooooo have 10,000+.
 
Dallenoff said:
Don't "ROFL" me. You're always eating trash. It's a far safer bet to just set that as your default status.







I win. 😎]
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No, there's a difference between junk and trash, thank you. I'm a high class hobo.

Edit: the fact that you pretty much used the exact same sentence that I responded with regarding your school status is not lost upon me. What a dull and witless boy you are. 😎

Dallenoff said:
Pass some of the baby.​
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It's a bit tough. I'd marinate the next one a bit more, if I were you.
 
Dr.TobiasFünke said:
Go see snakes on a plane
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I love how the TV trailers try to pass it off as a legit action flick while the online ones are much more entertaining.

"That's it! I have had it with these motherf*ckin snakes on this motherf*ckin plane!" - Samuel L Jackson

What more needs to be said to convince someone to see it?
 
Dr Durden said:
I love how the TV trailers try to pass it off as a legit action flick while the online ones are much more entertaining.

"That's it! I have had it with these motherf*ckin snakes on this motherf*ckin plane!" - Samuel L Jackson

What more needs to be said to convince someone to see it?
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Man, that's just hilarious. Motherf*ckin snakes on motherf*ckin planes... I can only hope the soundtrack features some songs by William Hung.
 
potato51 said:
I'm feeling fresh today.
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How's it going??? You started med school yet?? Our university's med school just started today.
 
gujuDoc said:
How's it going??? You started med school yet?? Our university's med school just started today.
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hey gujudoc... school starts next week for us. should be an interesting 4 years.
 
Ugh... I am so tired of writing secondary essays.... and now I've got to go scrounge up a photo for 'em too. It's difficult trying to cut eye-holes in the paperbags I wear over my head. I keep trying to make them even, but it's just not working. 🙄
 
Dallenoff said:
When did you ever leave Pre-Allo? Oh well, you're back. Paradise regained.
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I post on occassion but not as much. These days I mostly stay in the MCAT forum mostly because I'm taking it in 2 weeks and because of the random thread there. I don't go on there as often as I used to.
 
Severus said:
Ugh... I am so tired of writing secondary essays.... and now I've got to go scrounge up a photo for 'em too. It's difficult trying to cut eye-holes in the paperbags I wear over my head. I keep trying to make them even, but it's just not working. 🙄
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just submit your avatar. i refuse to believe you look any different. 😱 😉
 
Severus said:
Ugh... I am so tired of writing secondary essays.... and now I've got to go scrounge up a photo for 'em too. It's difficult trying to cut eye-holes in the paperbags I wear over my head. I keep trying to make them even, but it's just not working. 🙄
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What you need is a device intended purely for cutting holes in paperbags.

What I'd advise you to do is to get on an airplane and look through the catalogues they have on there. They'll sell you anything on a plane. There was a $69.99 Hot Dog Toaster for sale.

Last time I ate a cold hot dog I thought, "Man, if I had just spent the seventy dollars..."
 
Oculus Sinistra said:
What you need is a device intended purely for cutting holes in paperbags.

What I'd advise you to do is to get on an airplane and look through the catalogues they have on there. They'll sell you anything on a plane. There was a $69.99 Hot Dog Toaster for sale.

Last time I ate a cold hot dog I thought, "Man, if I had just spent the seventy dollars..."
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This is a GREAT idea. BABIES EVERYWHERE!!!


Besides, I'd get to experience some great in-flight food! :idea:
 
Okay... I think I got it....


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Severus said:
Okay... I think I got it....

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You know what would be even better?
Make yourself out of Legos.
Make your head, take a picture
and send that in with an AMCAS

I think that at least deserves an interview. Come on...
 
Oculus Sinistra said:
You know what would be even better?
Make yourself out of Legos.
Make your head, take a picture
and send that in with an AMCAS

I think that at least deserves an interview. Come on...
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That would be so hot!


You know, sometimes I could totally play with legos even though I'm what... 23? They were awesome toys.
 
Severus said:
That would be so hot!

You know, sometimes I could totally play with legos even though I'm what... 23? They were awesome toys.
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"They're blocks... that fit into other blocks... huh... I think you're onto something here."
 
Severus said:
That would be so hot!


You know, sometimes I could totally play with legos even though I'm what... 23? They were awesome toys.
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They hire actual architects to design Legos. My husband is an architect and it is his dream job to go design Legos. He says that's essentially what architects do all day long anyway, sit around playing with Legos and Lincoln Logs...
 
Haha, I have a totally inappropriate picture that says:
"Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principle says that you're GAY!"

I don't think I'll post it.

That will be all.
 
Oh, and when I went to see Clerks II (Do it, do it) they show a preview of "Snakes on a Plane" and the whole theater was busting up laughing. It was really f-ing hilarious. I bet they are having the WORST time with their test-screeners.
 
i just realized that i could stop hijacking other threads and post all of my stupidity in here.
 
jackieMD2007 said:
Haha, I have a totally inappropriate picture that says:
"Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principle says that you're GAY!"

I don't think I'll post it.

That will be all.
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The running joke here is that Heisenberg is a total bro and he did one too many kegstands, thus resulting in all the Uncertainty. Had he been more of a serious student, we wouldn't have this problem.
 
Erina said:
i just realized that i could stop hijacking other threads and post all of my stupidity in here.
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Girl, post all of your stupidity (!?!?) whereever the heck you want. It is the JackieMD way, anyway.

And we can get away with it cause we're cute.

"Hate us 'cause we're beautiful, 'cause we don't like you either! We're cheerleaders! Woo!" 😀
 
Oculus Sinistra said:
The running joke here is that Heisenberg is a total bro and he did one too many kegstands, thus resulting in all the Uncertainty. Had he been more of a serious student, we wouldn't have this problem.
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Like, a bra, for MEN? The BRO? :laugh:

EDIT: Also, the "Manziere" is appropriate as well.
 
Erina said:
i just realized that i could stop hijacking other threads and post all of my stupidity in here.
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that's total nonsense and you know it.
 
jackieMD2007 said:
Girl, post all of your stupidity (!?!?) whereever the heck you want. It is the JackieMD way, anyway.

And we can get away with it cause we're cute.

"Hate us 'cause we're beautiful, 'cause we don't like you either! We're cheerleaders! Woo!" 😀
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well the thing is, oculus and i seem to take over at least 3 separate threads at once, and this is our second time doing that. it's not like we have anything useful to say. the other night we talked about seduction, bread, and pasta. tonight it's paris hilton and oil painting.

apparently i get weird late at night.
 
jackieMD2007 said:
Like, a bra, for MEN? The BRO? :laugh:

EDIT: Also, the "Manziere" is appropriate as well.
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"Bro" as in, kegstanding frat guys, usually business majors, favorite conversation: what girls they scored with and where (cadillac, metropolitan bus, sled) or screaming "I'm Rick James!"
 
Oculus Sinistra said:
"Bro" as in, kegstanding frat guys, usually business majors, favorite conversation: what girls they scored with and where (cadillac, metropolitan bus, sled) or screaming "I'm Rick James!"
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uh you forgot the last word of that quote, which just happens to be the most crucial part. come on, oculus. get with it.
 
Erina said:
uh you forgot the last word of that quote, which just happens to be the most crucial part. come on, oculus. get with it.
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I didn't want to be in my interview and some very stern gentleman say, "Hey, weren't you the one who wrote the word 'bitch' on SDN some time ago?"

because I'm very honest and I have to say, well, yes, but I meant, I'm rick james, general announcement to all female canines.

nice recovery, nice, nice.

And I'll still get rejected. It costs a lot to fly out to cities. On the upside, I'll get plenty of chances to drink Sprite out of a strangely-pyramidal plastic cup.
 
Oculus Sinistra said:
I didn't want to be in my interview and some very stern gentleman say, "Hey, weren't you the one who wrote the word 'bitch' on SDN some time ago?"

because I'm very honest and I have to say, well, yes, but I meant, I'm rick james, general announcement to all female canines.

nice recovery, nice, nice.

And I'll still get rejected. It costs a lot to fly out to cities. On the upside, I'll get plenty of chances to drink Sprite out of a strangely-pyramidal plastic cup.
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well then, i apologize for putting you in such a position that you had to use the *gasp* B-word
 
Erina said:
well then, i apologize for putting you in such a position that you had to use the *gasp* B-word
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I know. It's a bitch.

But I'll live. My poor little heart will mend.

I actually think my heart is an okay size.

Girls have never complained about it.

But maybe they're just being nice, who knows.
 
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