What's the perfect way to close out a sh-tshow of a day with my assigned doctor running 20 minutes behind on 30 minute appointment slots by just the second appointment? And with her appointment slots filled up with mostly giant aggressive dogs, trainwreck super sick patients, and/or very chatty owners? And with the computers constantly locking up, the exact meds I need to fill completely out, and just about every other little thing going wrong? What cherry could you possibly pile on top of that wonderful garbage cake?
Why, having the drug testing people come in to randomly select me as one of 4 lucky employees being pulled aside and immediately made to pee in a damn cup halfway through an appointment even though I haven't even been there a month and did all this for them already the day before I started. No, it's okay, the doctor and client can wait for me to finish peeing in a cup, and I'll get to what they need me to do whenever, I guess. Awesome day, YEAHHH!!!