"I urge you to contact me directly and privately to see if I can be of service to you and to end your suffering."
Well that seems like an extreme course of action for your average skin condition. Dude just went from superiorly trained MD of Jewish dermatology to Kevorkian of Keratin in the space of one sentence.
He also specializes almost exclusively in HPV, so... Suffering, seriously? I mean, genital warts aren't exactly some kind of crippling, debilitating disease lol.
Also, guise, look at this gem:
This office specializes in the diagnosis and treatment of COMPLEX diseases of the skin and all HPV related diseases of the skin. HPV takes many forms the most potentially dangerous and alarming manifestations are genital warts.
Which is basically a batshiat ******ed thing to say for some kind of super-genius dermatologist to say, given that genital warts are amongst the
least dangerous manifestations of HPV, given that the strains that cause visible warts tend to not be the ones that cause mother****ing cancer. The more I read about him, the more I think he can't be real, but so much of his stuff seems to be real- he's like Poe's Law come to life. Who wears a "I'm a Doctor and You're Not" button in any way that isn't ironic?
Looking into his practice, it seems that he heavily preys upon those looking for HPV and wart treatments, as well as doing some acne work. Basically picks the low hanging fruit of insecure people with disposable income for the easy cash. Let's look at what his other site says:
Services: cure for genital warts, cures for genital warts, curing genital warts, do i have genital warts, freezing genital warts, genital herpes, genital wart, genital wart cure, genital wart removal, genital wart remover, genital wart treatment, genital warts, genital warts cure, genital warts diagnosis, genital warts in men, genital warts medication, genital warts men, genital warts removal, genital warts transmission, genital warts treatment, genital warts treatments, genital warts, genital warts
Business Types: Genital Warts Treatment Cure Doctor
He's a Genital Warts Treatment Cure Doctor, holy ****ing ****. Dial that respect level to 11, because he can
cure HPV, which I assume he does by literally ripping every HPV infected cell from your body. Oh, and don't wait, because despite what most medically accepted thought tells you about warts generally going away on their own, he insists:
15) Male genital warts should never be neglected, and wished that they will go away soon on their own because they can get worse
You need the HPV Cure Doctor with a Degree from
America that is not only a Dermatologist, but a Jewish Dermatologist. Can you trust a doctor that isn't an MD? Isn't American? Isn't Kosher? I know I can. But this guy- he's preying upon every fear anyone could possibly have about anything ever, so he can rake in those sweet greenbacks for doing as little as humanly possible. And look at this gem:
MANY DOCTORS REPORTED TO BE EXPERTS IN THIS FIELD DID NOT EVEN GO TO A MEDICAL SCHOOL LOCATED IN THE UNITED STATES– and Have absolutely no formal University Medical training in DERMATOLOGY or SEXUALLY TRANSMITTED DISEASES.
Yes, because only MD-granting medical schools located in the United States provide any training in derm or STDs. And one has to have gone to a US MD-granting school, or your ACGME certified dermatology training is meaningless, because ugh, no amount of proper training and board certification can make up for your no doubt inferior education.
If smug arrogance was on a Richter-style base 10 logarithmic scale, this guy would be a 10. I've never encountered, and never could believe, that such an oblivious, self-absorbed, self-important human being could exist in the field of medicine, but alas, here he is.
