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Had an incident a while back during a thoracoscopic MAZE procedure.
Nice, young dude we put to sleep.
38 years young.
Chronic A fib. History of HTN and asthma.
Working dude.
Big dude, about 240, shorter than me.
And not a bodybuilder physique. Rather, an
I EAT FRIED FOOD physique.
So operation is on.
A line is in, TLC is in, double lumen tube is in,
Dude is flipped on his left side, right side up,
right lung isolated, ventilating the left lung only,
surgeon starts and we're on our way.
I look down the DLT with the fiberoptic and I can see the carina with the little blue cuff almost-but-not-really popping outta the left mainstem.
Perfect.
Check with the CRNA, everythings cool.
I run to Day Surgery to see a cuppla people, go to room 9 to start a TAH, room 5 has a problem with urine output so I go there, beeper goes off so I meander to PACU, back to Day Surg for a cuppla pre ops, colleague tied up in a room so I go start his room, finally a break so wander into Room Six where my orthopedist buddy is operating to shoot the breeze for a while....
BEEEEEP BEEEEEP BEEEEEEEP
Maze procedure room looking for me.
I walk into the Maze room.
Look at the monitors.....sats are 85-86%.
Dudes in Afib witha rate of about 120-130 (yeah, well, uhhhh, Dude, thats why you're here).
BP OK.
Surgeons worried about barotrauma to the isolated lung so only wants 500mL tidal volumes.
Keep in mind this is about a 240 pound dude.
With his ventilated lung on the down side of his big body.
Top of the end tidal CO2 tracing shows a noticeable upstroke.
Surgeon doesnt want albuterol because of patient's already-present tachycardia, he wants Atroventtm instead...
SO LETS SAY
just to make it interesting, this is your FIRST DAY on the job with your new private practice job with C-NOTE ANESTHESIA, LLC.
Your DREAM GIG.
Here you are.
Theres not an attending to turn to since now, resident colleagues,
YOU ARE THE F UKKING ATTENDING.😆
Walk me through how you're gonna handle this situation with a solution that will save the patient from his current hypoxemic state, and also save face with a controlling surgeon that brings alotta benjamins to your practice.
I want you guys to realize that there are ways to KILL TWO BIRDS WITH ONE STONE.
Think of some.
Remember, you've got ONE STONE.
And 2 birds to kill.
One-haffa-the-stone will kill the hypoxemia.
The other-half will quell the surgeon's ego without hurting the surgeons ego......this ain't academia, Dudes....ya can't just say "F YOU" to the surgeon, in an act of anger, anymore.
Gotta STEP UP TO THE MIKE and make everyone happy.....the patient (life), the surgeon (ego,case), and you (job satisfaction, c-notes).
"LAUNCH READY FIVE." (thatsa quote from Top Gun BTW, meaning ENGAGE!!!!!!! )
Nice, young dude we put to sleep.
38 years young.
Chronic A fib. History of HTN and asthma.
Working dude.
Big dude, about 240, shorter than me.
And not a bodybuilder physique. Rather, an
I EAT FRIED FOOD physique.
So operation is on.
A line is in, TLC is in, double lumen tube is in,
Dude is flipped on his left side, right side up,
right lung isolated, ventilating the left lung only,
surgeon starts and we're on our way.
I look down the DLT with the fiberoptic and I can see the carina with the little blue cuff almost-but-not-really popping outta the left mainstem.
Perfect.
Check with the CRNA, everythings cool.
I run to Day Surgery to see a cuppla people, go to room 9 to start a TAH, room 5 has a problem with urine output so I go there, beeper goes off so I meander to PACU, back to Day Surg for a cuppla pre ops, colleague tied up in a room so I go start his room, finally a break so wander into Room Six where my orthopedist buddy is operating to shoot the breeze for a while....
BEEEEEP BEEEEEP BEEEEEEEP
Maze procedure room looking for me.
I walk into the Maze room.
Look at the monitors.....sats are 85-86%.
Dudes in Afib witha rate of about 120-130 (yeah, well, uhhhh, Dude, thats why you're here).
BP OK.
Surgeons worried about barotrauma to the isolated lung so only wants 500mL tidal volumes.
Keep in mind this is about a 240 pound dude.
With his ventilated lung on the down side of his big body.
Top of the end tidal CO2 tracing shows a noticeable upstroke.
Surgeon doesnt want albuterol because of patient's already-present tachycardia, he wants Atroventtm instead...
SO LETS SAY
just to make it interesting, this is your FIRST DAY on the job with your new private practice job with C-NOTE ANESTHESIA, LLC.
Your DREAM GIG.
Here you are.
Theres not an attending to turn to since now, resident colleagues,
YOU ARE THE F UKKING ATTENDING.😆
Walk me through how you're gonna handle this situation with a solution that will save the patient from his current hypoxemic state, and also save face with a controlling surgeon that brings alotta benjamins to your practice.
I want you guys to realize that there are ways to KILL TWO BIRDS WITH ONE STONE.
Think of some.
Remember, you've got ONE STONE.
And 2 birds to kill.
One-haffa-the-stone will kill the hypoxemia.
The other-half will quell the surgeon's ego without hurting the surgeons ego......this ain't academia, Dudes....ya can't just say "F YOU" to the surgeon, in an act of anger, anymore.
Gotta STEP UP TO THE MIKE and make everyone happy.....the patient (life), the surgeon (ego,case), and you (job satisfaction, c-notes).
"LAUNCH READY FIVE." (thatsa quote from Top Gun BTW, meaning ENGAGE!!!!!!! )
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