The Official "Learn How To Troll" Thread

[dillydally]

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I am establishing this thread for all those ambitious hoodlums who want to learn how to troll. Now's the time to brainstorm all the fun things to say that will cause the veins of defensive and obsessive premeds on SDN to pop out and possibly explode as they take offense.

Come on, what kinds of threads or comments would make a troll proud?

 

[Neurocentric]

This one?

 

[WildEMDoc]

Cool story bro.

 

[phltz]

This is like shooting fish in a barrel. Off the top of my head, this place could use a thread on "What kind of travel coffee mug should I bring to my interview?" and "Which nationalities of orphans is it best for me to have saved the lives of?"

 

[on house arrest]

i just don't understand why anyone would want to be a doctor if every1 is just going to die anyway, right?

 

[NickNaylor]

URM, MD vs. DO, and USN&WR rankings are good places to start.

 

[dillydally]

i just don't understand why anyone would want to be a doctor if every1 is just going to die anyway, right?

hahaha nice

 

[Web MD]

ivy vs state schools, "43 MCAT 3.99 BCPM, what are my chances?" and "YOU SHOULD GET OUT OF MEDICINE NOW!!!!!"

Edit: Almost forgot CRN/BSN/LNP/DNP vs MD/DO