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while I can appreciate the "delicate situation" you may be in, I will not just stick my finger in your bloodshot eye to help you locate that "friggin' lens".
ndearwater said:Still not sure why he wanted a male urinal. Who knows!
All4MyDaughter said:Ahem. My father in law (somewhat of a Crazy Old Man) has male urinals (the kind that look like small jugs with handles) in his living room and bedroom because "sometimes he gets the urge" and he can't get up fast enough or doesn't feel like getting up. Yes, I think it's gross. And funny. I don't know where he got them. Not at my pharmacy. We don't sell them either.
I have to go around and put them out of reach whenever I take my 2 year old daughter over to see Grandpa. The reason goes without saying.
dgroulx said:A friend of mine has one for long trips in the car. He puts a towel over his lap so no one can see. Why be uncomfortable until you find the next rest stop?
wow.....ndearwater said:Yeah I told my mom the story about the urinal man and now I feel like a *****! The whole time I'm picturing a huge, porcelain urinal like you'd find in an actual men's bathroom! HELLO!!!! I never thought about "male" bedpans- I just kept thinking of ripping the urinal out of the wall- I truly thought that guy was crazy.
Now I kind of feel bad! I was just taken off guard!
ndearwater said:Yeah I told my mom the story about the urinal man and now I feel like a *****! The whole time I'm picturing a huge, porcelain urinal like you'd find in an actual men's bathroom! HELLO!!!! I never thought about "male" bedpans- I just kept thinking of ripping the urinal out of the wall- I truly thought that guy was crazy.
Now I kind of feel bad! I was just taken off guard!
crossjb said:From manning drive-thru, I've learned that a frightening amount of old people on a slew of medications are on the road...
eddie269 said:-And yes, please come to us at 5:00pm on a Friday demanding your script be filled RIGHT NOW because you have a flight at 6:00PM. And please get mad when we tell you the wait is 20-30 minutes and blame us when you won't have any pills for your trip.
All4MyDaughter said:Tonight I learned:
When the pharmacist (who has, over the course of the day, eaten chili, pizza, onions, and various other treats) goes into the unisex and is in there more than 15 minutes, DO NOT go in there after he leaves. You MUST wait at least 20 minutes. The longer you can wait, the better.
icemoose said:Had a lady this week refuse to tell me her last name when she came to pick up her Rx. She told me to come and get her credit card in the drive thru and then I would know the name. I was across the pharmacy and asked her to spell the name for me (on a closed phone network not a speaker/microphone.) Here was her response "I'm not going to spell it. There are too many letters." Come to find out she's a physician with the good old "you're just a tech attitude."
Please feel free to come up to the counter and ask for a reccomendation for your feet because as you state "they seem to be disinegrating" And no I don't want to see them! EWW this is why I'm not a doctor
Don't make the techs mad because, you know we apparently have the power to activate or terminate your insurance coverage. I always refer to it as the "magic insurance termination finger" believe me if I could there would be some people terminated just for spite!
icemoose said:Had a lady this week refuse to tell me her last name when she came to pick up her Rx. She told me to come and get her credit card in the drive thru and then I would know the name. I was across the pharmacy and asked her to spell the name for me (on a closed phone network not a speaker/microphone.) Here was her response "I'm not going to spell it. There are too many letters." Come to find out she's a physician with the good old "you're just a tech attitude."
Please feel free to come up to the counter and ask for a reccomendation for your feet because as you state "they seem to be disinegrating" And no I don't want to see them! EWW this is why I'm not a doctor
Don't make the techs mad because, you know we apparently have the power to activate or terminate your insurance coverage. I always refer to it as the "magic insurance termination finger" believe me if I could there would be some people terminated just for spite!
There is a link in the FAQ.marie_in_wa said:I'm surprised this thread didn't get stickyed, it's hilarious!
patients need to stop bitching about co-pay. sorry but it is annoying.IMURPUSHER said:Noooo, I Got Two.
You Have 2 Prescriptions Ready Vicodin & Lipitor .
Customer: Ohh I Dont Have Enough Money So I'll Get The Vicodin Today....
It Never Fails.....lol
Yes Ma'm Your Co-payment Is A $1 Oh, You Mean Thats To Much The Regular Price Is $90.00, Ok I'll Call Your Doctor To Have It Changed......ahhhhh
This Drives Me Crazy It Cost More To Drive Back And Forth.!!! Crazy
I'm not sure if you're kidding our not... but just in case you're not, I'll point out that this "story" has been told about countless celebrities, as well as simply being told as a (fictitious) joke without using any specific person's name...Ijeoma said:Stupid doctor!
Reminds me of the real story my philosophy teacher told me about (Mrs Ball) Lucy from I love Lucy and one of his female classmates. This made him hate Mrs Ball
Girl (stewardess on air plane): Ms Ball will you like something to eat? (excited to see a celebrity on the flight)
Ms. Ball: (ignores stewardess)
Girl: Ms. Ball? Would you like a snack?
Ms. Ball: (still not answering or even looking her way)
Ms. Balls security guard: Ms Ball does not speak to the help!
IMAGINE!
That made me also not like the stupid Lucy!