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why cant "STOP!" be a safe word.....Urban legend. http://www.snopes.com/risque/homosex/gerbil.asp
As to "armageddon," you mean you've never heard of the concept of the "safe word?"
Bummer.
why cant "STOP!" be a safe word.....Urban legend. http://www.snopes.com/risque/homosex/gerbil.asp
As to "armageddon," you mean you've never heard of the concept of the "safe word?"
Bummer.
If you use "stop" as your safe word, then you don't get to use "stop" as part of your, erm, scenario. Once the parties have agreed on what the safe word is, then "stop" can mean other things, like "stop a little bit" or "less" or "more" or whatever floats your boat.
That's sorta the point: people who enjoy being able to do and say stuff that's outside their normal comfort zone need a way to communicate the idea of "stop," while the word itself is otherwise busy. So you get a safe word.
Yes, you can have sex with your wife in between her contractions. However, the obstetrician is really not going to appreciate it.
Yes, you can have sex with your wife in between her contractions. However, the obstetrician is really not going to appreciate it.
If you can't afford to get B12 shots, just go ahead and take two B6 pills. You can't argue with math.
Yes, you can have sex with your wife in between her contractions. However, the obstetrician is really not going to appreciate it.
This thread is so funny, I just had to contribute (nope, not a doc, just a lowly premed, but this did happen to somebody I personally knew)
It's always a good idea to do backflips off the roof of your house into the bushes below. And when one of the branches of the bush goes straight up your anus, cuts clear through the intestine, and punctures your stomach, just go to the bathroom and pass out so your dad can find you soaked in blood a few hours later.
Oh, and once you've healed from surgery, go to a parking lot and try to throw a molotov cocktail. Expect hold the thing upside and light your arm on fire, and while trying to put out said fire, break both of your ankles.
(I've got more, too. I went to high school with a bunch of kids who had absolutely no common sense.)
Darwin failed us.
I used to ride the greyhound from NYC to Providence every weekend during first year of med school to see my fiance. I found that if you sat in the aisle seat and opened the photographic anatomy atlas (author?) nobody would sit next to you.
Don't hide a thing from the doctors. Tell them whatever random thought crosses your mind.
Doc: "So you've been taking crack?"
Pt: "Uh-huh." *scratches ear while glancing around exam room*
Doc: "And now you're not feeling good?"
Pt: "nuh-uh." *shakes head*
Doc: "Would you tell me what you mean?"
Pt: "Well, I jest ain't feelin good...like I'm onna throwd up...and chest pain right here." *rubs chest over sternum*
Doc: "Is it a sharp pain, pressure...?"
Pt: *thinks for a moment* "I means, if I had a gun, I'd rob everyone up in here."
He was homeless and it was a little cold outside. I think he wanted a place to sleep and he remembered his chances of being admitted were better if he became a psych case.
The fact that you "sometimes get frustrated" is a perfectly legitimate reason to cut open your forearm and, over the course of a week, insert a bolt, a pencil, and several chicken bones.
Wish I had a copy of the X-ray. And yes, he was a psych patient.
The fact that you "sometimes get frustrated" is a perfectly legitimate reason to cut open your forearm and, over the course of a week, insert a bolt, a pencil, and several chicken bones.
Wish I had a copy of the X-ray. And yes, he was a psych patient.
And how big was the pencil? was it like a whole new pencil or one of those teensy sharpened down to the nubbin ones? sheesh.The fact that you "sometimes get frustrated" is a perfectly legitimate reason to cut open your forearm and, over the course of a week, insert a bolt, a pencil, and several chicken bones.
Wish I had a copy of the X-ray. And yes, he was a psych patient.
And how big was the pencil? was it like a whole new pencil or one of those teensy sharpened down to the nubbin ones? sheesh.
Whatever it was, the graphite showed a nice long, thin line on the x-ray.Yeah, and was it a wood #2 pencil or a mechanical pencil?
Just want to let you guys know that it isn't just the pre-med threads that give me inspiration.
This thread has inspired me to make a shirt as well...
Just want to let you guys know that it isn't just the pre-med threads that give me inspiration.
This thread has inspired me to make a shirt as well...
"The safety word is 'banana'"- Family GuyIf you use "stop" as your safe word, then you don't get to use "stop" as part of your, erm, scenario. Once the parties have agreed on what the safe word is, then "stop" can mean other things, like "stop a little bit" or "less" or "more" or whatever floats your boat.
That's sorta the point: people who enjoy being able to do and say stuff that's outside their normal comfort zone need a way to communicate the idea of "stop," while the word itself is otherwise busy. So you get a safe word.
I swear I didn't learn this from patients (actually I learned it from Sex and the City), but some patients could have benefitted from knowing it, no doubt.
This concludes Febrifuge's BDSM Minute. We now return you to your regularly-scheduled EM thread.
The major part of the problem is that she said "yes" 9 months earlier....I'm wondering, did the wife say ok to this ... or is that part of the problem ... ?
Oh I'm not. I've had several patients where it was the only thing I could come up with. I've been in ERs long enough to know that every good EM differential includes Alien Death Ray, Voo Doo Hex and Fibromyalgia.Hey DocB, why are you so quick to discount the alien death ray?
BIBA? Oh! As in SOCMOB--> two dudes --> EMS--> BIBA -->ALL: anything but demerol --> samitch --> AMA?
Can I ask for a translation for "BIBA?"
Can I ask for a translation for "BIBA?"