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I've learned that people really are stupid enough to play russian roulette.
And they lose.
Badly.
And they lose.
Badly.
If you home alone and start to feel a little excited its perfectly acceptable to rub sausage mince all over your genitals and let your dog lick it off...
when that dog then bites down on said genitals make sure you tell your doctor you had thrush and just scratched a little too hard even though you are bleeding heavily and have a large sized haematoma with puncture wounds visible for all to see...
If you home alone and start to feel a little excited its perfectly acceptable to rub sausage mince all over your genitals and let your dog lick it off...
when that dog then bites down on said genitals make sure you tell your doctor you had thrush and just scratched a little too hard even though you are bleeding heavily and have a large sized haematoma with puncture wounds visible for all to see...
When out golfing and a thunderstorm starts, go ahead and stand under the tallest tree you can find.
http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2008/07/23/20080723golfstrike23-on.html
Today I learned that borrowing insulin from your friends is a good way to come in with a blood glucose of >1500 (Don't know the actual number, because our lab can't count that high.)
If you're trying to figure out whether or not a gun is loaded, pointing it at your face and pulling the trigger probably isn't the best way to do it.
http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/localnews/2008018839_webshotface26m.html
So, it DOES rain in Arizona?
I'm confused, why was the BGL so high? Was the borrowed insulin defective? Or did the patient take Glucagon by accident? Please educated a poor, lonely third year. Thanks.
What I learned... Make sure to figure out whether there is something in your vagina or whether you just have to crap.
I... wow. Did she perhaps have some psych issues too?
on anti-psychotic meds, but wasn't actively psychotic after she calmed down from taking a crap. In my opinion, her main problem was an IQ around the 80's.
Sure...its monsoon season right now (and besides, the link above is from Flagstaff, which is alpine in nature, not desert).
I was not aware that vampires went "downtown"!
You learn something new every day.
I was not aware that vampires went "downtown"!
You learn something new every day.
While out sunbathing naked, try not to impale yourself
http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/news/Naked-man-impaled-on-rusty.4342825.jp
Portsmouth News said:The post, which was about eight inches long, pierced his inner thigh just next to his groin.
At least he didn't make a damn kabob out of his twig and berries.
If you manage to be naked and somehow put a rusty 8-inch spike through your groin, you probably don't deserve to have your reproductive function.
That's one of those generic, blanket statements I'm comfortable making.
If you manage to be naked and somehow put a rusty 8-inch spike through your groin, you probably don't deserve to have your reproductive function.
That's one of those generic, blanket statements I'm comfortable making.
Don't steal copper from live electrical wires
http://www.chron.com/disp/story.mpl/front/5919105.html
This is an article about a guy who somehow sustained a stab wound to the chest while intoxicated in an attempt to prove that a bulletproof vest could stop a knife. If you follow the link there's a comment section and this reply:You just can't stop stupid...
http://www.reflector.com/local/content/news/stories/2008/07/31/LacyStabbing.html
This is just fascinating. I'm not sure what not having "been out of work for long" has to do with one's BAC. I am also curious which organs are the ones where "alcohol settles" and where the alcohol content is much higher than in the blood.By Tracei
Aug 1, 2008 8:23 PM | Link to this
Yes indeed, the comments here are brutal.
I can't believe the number of people who believe everything that they read.
I am Anthonys Aunt.
Anthony was far from a *****, a very fine and decent young man.
First off, the toxicology reports indicates a .15 alcohol content. They take the samples from the organs where the alcohol settles. Which gives a much higher read than if a person were to take a breathlyzer test.
Anthony, more than likely, at the time of his death, would not have even blown half of that.
He had after all, not been out of work for long. A man has already admitted to police that he was the one to stab Anthony. But that it was an accident. I don't see how stabbing someone in the heart could be an accident, but anyway, the point is that the investigation is far from over.
The case is NOT closed.
It was not a party, as someone on here commented.
And the the person who said that me and my family should be glad that he is dead because he wouldn't amount to much anyway????
I certainly do hope that you never lose anyone close to you and have to read what some insensitive person, who doesn't have a clue, other than what he reads, what is going on with the situation.
The comments on this site as well as anothers from a UNC forum site really demonstrates the lack of human decency, to me anyway.
I hope that you all have a very wonderful life where tragedy never strikes.
By Laura
I assume she meant, when stating that he had not been out of work for long, was that since he had just left work, he hadn't enough time to get as drunk as he usually would if he had had the entire day off!
I am curious as to how drunk you have to be to KEEP stabbing yourself when the knife breaks the skin and it hurts? Wouldn't you just stop at that point without entering your chest cavity?
The term, "feeling no pain" comes to mind.
.15 doesn't seem like the "beyond pain" point though.
18 year old kids absolutely need new Audis-- especially the kind with the DVD player built into the dashboard so that they can watch "the fast and the furious" while driving along a windy road at say, 3am. the best thing to say (if you are an 18 year old driver of such a car) is "hey, watch my car handle this turn" as you careen into a tree. (unrestrained driver had not one but TWO spiral femur fractures in the same leg. his foot was pointed backwards). tree survived with minor scratches.
Yes, but there is more to the equation.
First you must find the reciprocal of the intelligence quotient, I'll take a guess in this case and say 80 IQ for an adjusted value of 120.
Then you need to multiply this value by the Darwin factor which in this case is around a 4 (the more *****ic the behavior the higher the number, 5 is the highest value. I'm not sure what a 5 is, but I'll know it when I see it).
This yields the modified Homer score, which in this case is (120 x4 = 480)
Then we have a correction factor of 0.0005 which we multiply the MHS by (480 x .0005 = 0.24).
This value is then added to the original BAC.
Then we plug it all into the equation:
0.15 (original BAC)
+
0.24 (MHS x correction factor)
=
0.39 and this value falls well within the accepted range of felling no pain. This is called the HARM score. (HARM is an acronym for Humans Attempting to Reach Maker)
BTW, I hate math. It was difficult for me to research and develop this.
So, it DOES rain in Arizona?
This is an article about a guy who somehow sustained a stab wound to the chest while intoxicated in an attempt to prove that a bulletproof vest could stop a knife. If you follow the link there's a comment section and this reply:
This is just fascinating. I'm not sure what not having "been out of work for long" has to do with one's BAC. I am also curious which organs are the ones where "alcohol settles" and where the alcohol content is much higher than in the blood.
When your six month old baby boy's diaper is full of blood, don't wait a few days before bringing him to the ER. It might turn out that he has a torn anus and is bleeding into his abdomen after being raped by one of your loser friends you let him stay with for a few days.
When your six month old baby boy's diaper is full of blood, don't wait a few days before bringing him to the ER. It might turn out that he has a torn anus and is bleeding into his abdomen after being raped by one of your loser friends you let him stay with for a few days.