Well I just ruined my life

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Honestly, Kudos to failedatlife. I was confident he'd come in here with a continuation of the fake story claiming how he matched and Step 1 doesn't mean anything and that we can all be as great as he is. That would be predictable and asinine, and was what I would have bet on.

On the other hand,

Never posting again: absolute genius - seriously well done 10/10

The only way you could top this is by not posting for another 5 years then coming back to this exact thread and letting us know that you're a newly minted ENT attending - You'd have earned the respect of this forum for eternity.
 
Dermpire said:
Honestly, Kudos to failedatlife. I was confident he'd come in here with a continuation of the fake story claiming how he matched and Step 1 doesn't mean anything and that we can all be as great as he is. That would be predictable and asinine, and was what I would have bet on.

On the other hand,

Never posting again: absolute genius - seriously well done 10/10

The only way you could top this is by not posting for another 5 years then coming back to this exact thread and letting us know that you're a newly minted ENT attending - You'd have earned the respect of this forum for eternity.
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failedatlife in 2063: "matched ENT btw lol"
 
Oso said:
failedatlife in 2063: "matched ENT btw lol"
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He'll be on his death bed.

FaL: "Son... bring me... My phone..."
Son: "?"
FaL: "I need to... Let them know... Trolling... Is a... Is a..."
Son: "You can stop now dad, they shut down SDN twenty years ago..."
FaL: "..... Aaaaaarttttt....."
*The old man passes away, dropping his phone to the floor as the cardiac monitor cuts to a flatline tone*
 
Brahnold Bloodaxe said:
OP, this is life and everyone eventually comes hard up against the ceiling of their potential. You just smashed your noggin' against your very own personal ceiling and yeah, I bet you feel a powerful dull ache as a result. But don't worry. The pain will fade with time and you will learn to accept that ENT and Ortho and Derm were never in the cards of you, from the very moment you were born with a 222-limited brain. There is nothing you could have done so don't beat yourself up, OP. The world needs IM doctors just as much as it needs surgical subspecialists, so there is a societal silver-lining to what you selfishly view as a personal failure 🙂
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Haha, the trolling is just delicious. Born with a 222 brain? That's golden!
 
Blackdogue said:
Haha, the trolling is just delicious. Born with a 222 brain? That's golden!
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how did he get the exact same username?
 
zero0 said:
There is a special level in hell reserved for people who necrobump this thread
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Did you not read what I commented? I'm DYING to know! I'd rather die and -presumably- be sent straight to hell than not hear back from @failedatlife. He already went through what I'm going through right now. rip.
 
SwolePharmacist said:
Did you not read what I commented? I'm DYING to know! I'd rather die and -presumably- be sent straight to hell than not hear back from @failedatlife. He already went through what I'm going through right now. rip.
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Yeah join the club, i signed up 2 years ago
 
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