LOL...makes sense.
I still can just see you start to run from so far away the mailman sees this little dot in the distance and watches as he realizes the Michelin Woman (surely you have your ski apparel on) is running full steam ahead in a foot of snow (which is not even possible, so it's in slow mo and the music from Chariots of Fire is playing) legs having to go out to the side instead of inline because of the height of the snow (making you look like Forrest Gump running down his driveway) with your hat on and scarf blowing in the wind (of course you must wear these in such a cold environment!) screaming something that is completely unintelligible (is this a word?), but it's all in slow mo, so he can't understand a word you are saying and furthermore, he is terrified that some crazy lady is after his mailbag (going 'postal' doesn't have to mean it happens
at the US Post Office)...and all he can think is how badly he just wants to get out of your way.
Then, you open said mail and scream bloody murder and he is relieved he is not within striking distance.
I really wish we had video of this......hahahaha