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Stagg737 said:
Final Night

As the girls drove home, dismayed at the event of the past several days, they decided to do something that would take them back to their basic roots and have a slumber party. Maybe, just maybe, they could figure out what had been going on. So they went to Taylor Swift's mansion and started doing all the great things that are done at sleepovers. They decided to start by doing makeovers on each other. Normally this might involve a little make-up and doing each other's hair, but seeing as they were in a mansion they started out with facials. Lauren Conrad decided she would go first. As the girl who became famous on Laguna Beach and then went on to be a fashionista and social media presence, she thought she could get things going. Unfortunately for her, a certain young lady with bunny ears decided to mix something a little stinkier from her dad's burger shop into the facial mask. As the rancid smelling concoction was brushed onto Lauren's face, she suddenly started gagging and completely choked on the mask that she expected to smell like an autumnal blend of potpourri.

Barkley- Lauren Conrad, Vanillager

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The horror (and slight relief) of seeing the most boring reality tv star ever to grace the screen shocked them all. Or at least almost all of them, but they decided that the party would go on. After all, they still had so many things to Instagram! So they decided that they would have a pillow fight, as no slumber party could really be a party without one. They began swinging their decorative pillows at each other when one of them noticed that some of them seemed to be heavier than others. Right as one of the girls was about to be hit with a pillow that was clearly a sack of bricks, the most perky yet surprisingly educated jumped in front of it and screamed "Like, Objection"! Unfortunately, the laws which are upheld by the US justice system don't apply to slumber parties and all the endorphins in the world couldn't save the group's last hope.

Miz- Elle Woods, Protector

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The women all stared at each other in disbelief. This was actually murder! Seeing as all of those capable of really understanding the law were dead though, they decided to make some popcorn and watch RomComs and gossip. Of course, the popcorn they made was just the simple microwaveable stuff, it was a blend of kettle corn, sea salt, and chocolate drizzle all made from a locally owned, high-end, gourmet shop...or so they thought. As they were munching, one of them started to feel funny. She noticed that her popcorn looked different from everyone else's and she ran to the kitchen to grab some bottled water. There she saw the most terrifying thing she'd ever witnessed sitting at the top of the garbage can: empty bags of processed popcorn. Her heart started racing as she realized she had just polluted the temple that was her body with processed foods. Not even all the health tips from her Goop website would be able to detox her now. As she started to lose consciousness, she could see the @evilhag watching from the doorway, smiling.

Paws- Gwenyth Paltrow, Vanillager

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As the @evilhag returned and sat on the couch with the girl with the bunny ears. They looked at last basic b**** between sitting them, when she suddenly realized that the girls were not her friends, but the ones responsible for killing them! They lunged at her and she jumped up off the couch and ran, frantically scrambling up the stairs to hide somewhere, anywhere. She ran into a bedroom and saw who she thought was her last friend standing there. She was sobbing in tears, hoping to gain solace from her fellow musician. The other girl told her to hide on the balcony while she distracted the two. So she ran out to the balcony, and as she looked out over the beautiful manor, she suddenly felt a hand in her back, shoving her over the railing. The final thing she heard as she turned to the one she thought was her friend as she fell over the balcony was "Ooo, look what you made me do."

Frosty- Carrie Underwood, Vanillager

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With all of the basic b****es dead, the three friends could finally have a night doing all the things they loved: watching the Fast and Furious series, listening to Alternative Rock, and crappy processed foods. Basking in the glory of their flawlessly designed plan was:

Mixy- Aubrey Plaza, vanilla wolf
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SOV/Ziggy- Louise Belcher, vanilla wolf
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Dolphin- Taylor Swift, Alpha wolf
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Dolphino my little wolf pup, well done! You deserved that win! Good job other wolves
 
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Sorry that took so long, I wanted to have a good final write-up since I dropped the ball on so many of the earlier ones. Also want to say sorry about many of the delays with results and closes. This was a busier week than expected and I mostly threw this together last minute. Also, I did a pretty poor job cluing Coffee and Lawpy in on how we were running the game, so I take full blame for the problems.

That being said. CONGRATULATIONS!!! to the wolves. Ya'll did a great job and had a solid sweep. Really enjoyed watching your play.

Also big shout out to Mutts, who successfully identified ALL of the wolves early on and stuck to her reads in dead chat.
 
Role descriptions:

Village

BBC- Xenomorph Queen- This giant superstar of the Alien series may seem like the farthest thing from a BB, but all she really wants are some friends to talk to and share some pumpkin spiced lattes with.

AM- Jigglypuff (Blocker)- She may not be human, but her love for karaoke, desperation for attention, and love for all things pink makes her the BB of the Pokemon world. You may choose one person to put to sleep every night with your singing. They will not be able to use their ability for that night.

Pippy: Gretchen Weiners (Gossip/PMer)- The fallen side-kick of the queen bee whose hair is full of secrets. How did her hair get so full of secrets? By gossiping of course! You may open a PM with 1 person every night which will last through the following day cycle.

Coop: Kate Middleton- She may be royalty who is watched by billions, but she’s still dull and her fashion is sense is admired by BBs everywhere. Her ability to marry into royalty is an inspiration for BBs around the globe that even the most dull individuals can marry into an even duller royal family.

Miz: Elle Woods (protector)- She’s, like, totally basic! With her sorority girl flare and desperation to fit in with whatever group of people she’s surrounded by, she proves that being super rich only helps you be even more basic. She also has a strong sense of defending her BFFs. You may choose one person every night to protect from any other abilities which may be used on them.

Ms P: Ruth Bader Ginsberg- Despite her kinky sex life behind closed doors known only to her underwear, to the general public she keeps a low profile and keeps her basic image up.

Sparrow: Carrie Underwood- Not only has she mastered the look, her music speaks to the soul of BBs everywhere. What BB doesn’t like to mix cheap vodka with juice and blast some Carrie Underwood on their way to a bonfire? None, included Carrie Underwood herself.

Twoose (Moose Hydra) Kelly Kapoor- Possibly the most annoying female character to ever grace primetime television. Kelly and Ryan proved to the world that if you’re overbearing enough and never give up, you can eventually wear your man down into the perfectly subservient BF!

Allie: Marilyn Monroe- The hero of every BB. Her terrible quotes adorn their walls, laptops, their skin, and are even taken to heart as life lessons. Her word is the gospel of the BB.

Mutts: Britney Spears- The mother of the sweatpants, Uggz, and Starbucks style, she created the uniform which was proudly worn by BBs on college campuses across the country and is still worn to this day.

Barks: Lauren Conrad- The now famous fashionista started out on Laguna Beach, a favorite show of the early 2000’s BB. She went on to gain even more popularity as a BB on The Hills and became known as “one of the most boring reality tv stars ever” where she cemented her position as one of the dullest and most basic people in Hollywood.

Paws: Gwenyth Paltrow- She's basically the irl version of Annabel Porter from Parks and Rec, except boring. There is nothing more to say.

Nav: Kristen Stewart- THE definition of basic. Plain. Boring. Painfully drab. The only feature of the BB that she doesn’t have is a mastery of the duckface selfie, which only makes her even more basic because her face is so plain it’s permanently stuck in an awkward frown.


Wolves

Mixy: Aubrey Plaza- The anti-BB. She has played many roles portraying this including April Ludgate in Parks and Rec, Julie Powers in Scott Pilgrim vs. the World, and even voiced Grumpy Cat in the Lifetime original movie. All of these roles accurately portray her real life personality, as evidenced by her Twitter handle “@evilhag”.

SOV: Louise Belcher- Bunny ears? Check. Crazy adventures? Check. Desire to destroy any sense of normalcy and create social chaos? Check.

Dolphin: Taylor Swift (Alpha)- No, your eyes aren’t deceiving you. You may wonder how could Taylor Swift, the modern-day embodiment of all that represents the BB be a wolf? Because this is all obviously a rouse to make hundreds of millions of dollars off of BBs everywhere.
 
I think the only recomendation I have mechanic-wise is, if there's one-sided notification, it should be for the prs rather than the target. Not that it would've affected much, but from a standpoint where I ever actually block a wolf, they'll know long before I can figure out what happen tainting any genuine reactions and almost always resulting in basically a dead thread or me outting myself.
 
Animal Midwife said:
I think the only recomendation I have mechanic-wise is, if there's one-sided notification, it should be for the prs rather than the target. Not that it would've affected much, but from a standpoint where I ever actually block a wolf, they'll know long before I can figure out what happen tainting any genuine reactions and almost always resulting in basically a dead thread or me outting myself.
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I am sorry I killed you. If you weren’t the blocker I don’t think it would’ve happened
 
Animal Midwife said:
I think the only recomendation I have mechanic-wise is, if there's one-sided notification, it should be for the prs rather than the target. Not that it would've affected much, but from a standpoint where I ever actually block a wolf, they'll know long before I can figure out what happen tainting any genuine reactions and almost always resulting in basically a dead thread or me outting myself.
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I can appreciate that, and I did take into consideration how to do notifications. Originally I was considering other "basic" roles, like having a tracker instead of a PMer or a seer. There was a reason I did it this way though. If there was a night with no kills, then it would be pretty likely that either the blocker or protector was successful. If someone was successfully protected, the could share on thread and it would essentially clear them as village so long as the protector themselves didn't refute it and no one else spoke up. If there was a no-kill night and the protected was NOT notified of being attacked, then it was more likely a block went through at which point you'd have a very likely target. Also, no one was notified who acted on them, just if they were acted on (other than PMer of course). So basically it would provide the village role with information without really giving the wolves additional info unless a PR gave too much away. I also sent out night results in the 2 minutes before posting the full write-up, so there would be minimal time between individuals knowing what happened and the thread knowing.

Additionally, all messages were the same regardless of whether an action was successful or not. So if I had gone with giving results to the PRs, then you'd have gotten the same message of whether your block successfully stopped a night kill or not. I thought by doing this it would potentially give village more information as those acted on couldn't really hide that they'd had actions taken against them and not sharing would come across as suspicious. I know this was a bit backwards from usual, but I did it to try and give village a bit more of an edge over wolves.
 
Sorry I had to leave the game...bad combination of illness and some serious family drama dealing with my parents.

Congrats to wolf team.

Too bad I had to leave, as I would have been best villager. I was intent on lynching mixy and then dolphin. Given the game setup I figured that was a good strategy, so I would have been the ideal villager 😛
 
This folks is why you don’t care if a wolf is having a bad day. Doesn’t make them any less of a wolf. Sorry for “checking out” literally have had no time for WW, taking a break until I have time again.
 
Navilly said:
This folks is why you don’t care if a wolf is having a bad day. Doesn’t make them any less of a wolf. Sorry for “checking out” literally have had no time for WW, taking a break until I have time again.
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I still care and always will. Evaluation after the fact is perfectly fair. But especially when it's D1 I can afford the day. 🙂
 
Navilly said:
This folks is why you don’t care if a wolf is having a bad day. Doesn’t make them any less of a wolf. Sorry for “checking out” literally have had no time for WW, taking a break until I have time again.
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Lol your reasoning was still crap. 😛 I was 100% being normal snarky me. I wasn’t just trying to do it. And coupled with my real life emotions that was 100% real me village/wolf not mattering.
 
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dolphin106258 said:
Lol your reasoning was still crap. 😛 I was 100% being normal snarky me. I wasn’t just trying to do it. And coupled with my real life emotions that was 100% real me village/wolf not mattering.
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Biased opinion is biased 🙂. Also, you should know by now that my vote is my vote normally for reasons not stated. And I also never really told you my reason, just sent gentle nudges with inappropriate responses.
 
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