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I was recently having a discussion with some fellow medical students regarding our most memorable "Chief Compaints" that patients presented with. I thought it might be entertaining if we started a similar thread here. I'll start:
"I have a lazy penis" -- This was from a patient who had just urinated all over the waiting room and the exam room. All of the other patients were now "waiting" outside, rather than endure the stench of the waiting room. The attending said to me, "Thank God I have a medical student... please go figure this one out." As I proceeded to exam the patient, I noticed that his hand was wrapped up. After unwrapping his hand I said to him, "Sir, your penis is the least of your concerns. I'm afraid that half of your finger is missing."
"Swing lo sweet chariot!" -- This was from a patient with schizophrenia.
Please share any you might have.
"I have a lazy penis" -- This was from a patient who had just urinated all over the waiting room and the exam room. All of the other patients were now "waiting" outside, rather than endure the stench of the waiting room. The attending said to me, "Thank God I have a medical student... please go figure this one out." As I proceeded to exam the patient, I noticed that his hand was wrapped up. After unwrapping his hand I said to him, "Sir, your penis is the least of your concerns. I'm afraid that half of your finger is missing."
"Swing lo sweet chariot!" -- This was from a patient with schizophrenia.
Please share any you might have.