Saturday Morning Cartoons - 7th Annual Noob WW Game

[The_Breadmann]

If I ever find myself driving through Wisco again, I totally need to get a ruebenhurst...

I have only seen it at one bar because they started doing it for saint Patty's day. Otherwise they do jot advertise it.

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[Aprilthearab]

By the way, if anyone needs a place to stay in south east wisco when passing through it me up. Or if you wanna visit for a ruebenhurst. (I am currently waiting at the bar for it to be done)

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Staying with a drunk internet rando who I know nothing about except bread puns? Sign me up!
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[supershorty]

I have only seen it at one bar because they started doing it for saint Patty's day. Otherwise they do jot advertise it.

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I do love a good Jucy Lucy in the Twin Cities too.

Mmmm. Burgers.
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[vetschoolsletmeinplease]

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I think this is as good a time as any to drop my dogs instagram
Mostimportanttodd
Little iggy mix
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[The_Breadmann]

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Staying with a drunk internet rando who I know nothing about except bread puns? Sign me up!
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I only drink... sometimes on the weekends.

 

[Trilt]

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Staying with a drunk internet rando who I know nothing about except bread puns? Sign me up!
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I've definitely hosted and/or met up with SDNers with about that much background. Not dead yet!

 

[TelemarketingEnigma]

Sorry did not read. Chameleons are really picky and not too social normally.

i know and this is the problem, the best thing i can really be doing for him is giving him his bugs and then leaving him alone but it stresses me to NOT do anything haha

 

[sunshinefl]

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can I also point out weve beat last years noob game by 27 pages so far. I think we’re all winners here.
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Or we’re all losers here 🤔
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[The_Breadmann]

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Staying with a drunk internet rando who I know nothing about except bread puns? Sign me up!
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Dont forget about the insane part. I still have q bone to pick with crab people.

 

[Aprilthearab]

I've definitely hosted and/or met up with SDNers with about that much background. Not dead yet!

I was only being partially sarcastic. I think it would be epic to meet up with SDNers. If I get accepted into vet school I might end up seeing a face or two, who knows.

 

[hallowmann]

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can I also point out weve beat last years noob game by 27 pages so far. I think we’re all winners here.
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Haha, I noticed this a few days ago, but didn't want to mention it in case I got yeeted. You can get yeeted for anything in this game 😅

 

[The_Breadmann]

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Or we’re all losers here 🤔
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Or we are all just playing in the pincers of the crab people.

 

[supershorty]

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If anyone is interviewing at Minnesota (for vet school) this year, ya might get stuck chatting with me at one of the student ambassador events!

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[The_Breadmann]

I must say that i picked the wrong profession

 

[samac]

I was only being partially sarcastic. I think it would be epic to meet up with SDNers. If I get accepted into vet school I might end up seeing a face or two, who knows.

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When I was in med school it took a very short time for a kid in the class below me to call me out by my SDN names. He calls me Samac to this day.
I’m not too anonymous.
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[Aprilthearab]

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If anyone is interviewing at Minnesota (for vet school) this year, ya might get stuck chatting with me at one of the student ambassador events!

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Kind of wishing I applied to Minnesota now because that sounds like a lot of fun.

 

[sunshinefl]

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I’m obviously in Florida (big reveal I know) but check back with me in 79 days about where I’ll be starting June.

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[Trilt]

I was only being partially sarcastic. I think it would be epic to meet up with SDNers. If I get accepted into vet school I might end up seeing a face or two, who knows.

In non COVID times, SAVMA is a fantastic meet up time. We have a picture somewhere of like, twelve? SDNers all eating mac and cheese from a couple years ago.

Alas, not nowadays.

 

[TelemarketingEnigma]

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I’m obviously in Florida (big reveal I know) but check back with me in 79 days about where I’ll be starting June.

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Florida partyyyyyyy (I'm at UM)

 

[supershorty]

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When I was in med school it took a very short time for a kid in the class below me to call me out by my SDN names. He calls me Samac to this day.
I’m not too anonymous.
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I met @KCgophervet by doing this same thing really awkwardly when I was a first year in a club meeting, and I will never forget how incredibly dumb and awkward I felt afterward lmao
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Kind of wishing I applied to Minnesota now because that sounds like a lot of fun.

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It's not too late! Who knows when I'll graduate! Will I graduate? Will I be doing this PhD for the rest of my life? feels that way WHO KNOWS

I am less spazzy and outgoing in person though.
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[hallowmann]

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When I was in med school it took a very short time for a kid in the class below me to call me out by my SDN names. He calls me Samac to this day.
I’m not too anonymous.
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I like to think I'm anonymous, but then I had to go ahead and match in a field that takes a dozen people a year 🤫
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[vetschoolsletmeinplease]

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If anyone is interviewing at Minnesota (for vet school) this year, ya might get stuck chatting with me at one of the student ambassador events!

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waiting to hear back my date!!
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[The_Breadmann]

If anyone wants to do any computer gaming or something i can drop a discord link. I need to dilute the memers that have been invading lately

 

[Lawpy]

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Hi i'm Lawpy nice to meet you
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[Aprilthearab]

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It's not too late! Who knows when I'll graduate! Will I graduate? Will I be doing this PhD for the rest of my life? feels that way WHO KNOWS

I am less spazzy and outgoing in person though.
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I'm that quiet kid that people forget is in the class until I say something for the first time months after the class has started. Then people are surprised when I get comfortable around them and I start swearing about right of way when someone cuts me off in a traffic circle.

 

[sunshinefl]

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Hi i'm Lawpy nice to meet you
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Ive had about 18 different constructions of your existence in my head from SDN

I wonder which is true... 🤔
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[Lawpy]

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Ive had about 18 different constructions of your existence in my head from SDN

I wonder which is true... 🤔
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Probably the one where i'm a hobo using a public library computer
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[supershorty]

I'm that quiet kid that people forget is in the class until I say something for the first time months after the class has started. Then people are surprised when I get comfortable around them and I start swearing about right of way when someone cuts me off in a traffic circle.

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I feel this. People out here are always surprised I'm from NY because I don't have a strong accent ... until they drive with me.
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[alleycat03]

I'm that quiet kid that people forget is in the class until I say something for the first time months after the class has started. Then people are surprised when I get comfortable around them and I start swearing about right of way when someone cuts me off in a traffic circle.

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Is it a Midwestern thing to call them roundabouts?? I have never heard of a traffic circle before
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[supershorty]

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Is it a Midwestern thing to call them roundabouts?? I have never heard of a traffic circle before
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We call them roundabouts in NY, too.
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[vetschoolsletmeinplease]

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We call them roundabouts in NY, too.
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Same in CA

 

[Trilt]

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When I was in med school it took a very short time for a kid in the class below me to call me out by my SDN names. He calls me Samac to this day.
I’m not too anonymous.
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I was like, a month into vet school (when I still went to class) when one of my classmates kinda sidled up to me and was like... "Hey...Are you Trilt?"

I was careful about what I posted for like a solid week after.

 

[sunshinefl]

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Probably the one where i'm a hobo using a public library computer
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[Aprilthearab]

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I feel this. People out here are always surprised I'm from NY because I don't have a strong accent ... until they drive with me.
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I'm from Maine and more than a handful of people have thought I was Canadian based on my "accent." I don't know what they're talking about. *sips maple syrup*

 

[The_Breadmann]

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Is it a Midwestern thing to call them roundabouts?? I have never heard of a traffic circle before
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I have always said roundabouts

 

[Aprilthearab]

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Is it a Midwestern thing to call them roundabouts?? I have never heard of a traffic circle before
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I use both.

 

[Trilt]

I'm from Maine and more than a handful of people have thought I was Canadian based on my "accent." I don't know what they're talking about. *sips maple syrup*

I'm originally Canadian, lived in Texas half my childhood, and then moved to the South(ish).

I LOVE making people try to guess my accent, haha. I often get midwestish.

 

[sunshinefl]

I'm originally Canadian, lived in Texas half my childhood, and then moved to the South(ish).

I LOVE making people try to guess my accent, haha. I often get midwestish.

A lot of northern Midwest and Canadian sound the same.

 

[kaydubs]

I hate those death trap circles

 

[Trilt]

A lot of northern Midwest and Canadian sound the same.

The "y'all" sure isn't from there, though.

 

[The_Breadmann]

A lot of northern Midwest and Canadian sound the same.

Nah, gotta go north of sheybogan

 

[hallowmann]

I hate those death trap circles

Way to both fake me out about the write up and at the same time deliver a laugh

 

[WildZoo]

Day 10

Just over 12 hours earlier...

Tommy Oliver donned his Green Ranger suit, preparing to go out and grab his target. He had big plans for tonight, had thought through every eventuality and decided this was the best course of action. He was going to make sure everyone hit exactly their intended target. But as he opened his door, several anvils fell from the ceiling. He had to jump backwards into his room to avoid being crushed, and he was stuck there for the rest of the night. He cursed and spent the night pacing his room, the stress about what might be happening in the rest of the hotel climbing inside him and keeping sleep at bay.

Elsewhere, Darkwing Duck peeked around corners and held his gas gun at the ready. Soon he stood outside Kim Possible's door, though he did not know that was who she was. He just knew she seemed...suspicious. Worthy of death, perhaps. But something compelled him to find another door, another target. We already know how that story ended.

But what neither Darkwing nor the cartoons at large realized was that Kim Possible had been following him all night long, keeping a watchful eye in case anyone should try to harm him. Ironic, that he had been so close to killing her. And Darkwing was followed by another figure too, one who blended into the shadows. One who knew, just before his own untimely death, who Darkwing really was...

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Present Time


The remaining few cartoons gathered in the grand hall of the hotel, each trying to convince the others that they were good, loyal members of the It Takes A Village collective, while also keeping enough distance from each other to be able to make a quick getaway. Accusations flew in every direction, shouts about who could claim credit for killing villains, and who could be responsible for the great orchid mystery.

A loud bang and crash interrupted the arguments, and silence fell just before Optimus Prime emerged from the hotel basement where someone had kept him trapped for several days. He plucked a nearby flower from where it had fallen on the floor.

"An orchid. Hmmm," he crushed it in his metallic hand, "Smells of deception. You!" he shouted, pointing a finger at Pebbles, "You aren't quite who you say you are, are you?"

"I don't know what you mean," said the innocent girl, but as the other cartoons watched, the form of the littlest Flintstone began to waver before their eyes.

"Show yourself!" Optimus Prime shouted, and suddenly Pebbles disappeared entirely. There was a sound of creaking metal, and from around a pillar emerged another huge robot, all sharp angles and accented with red and black. Evil radiated from him in waves. He laughed in the direction of his old nemesis.

"How did you manage to escape, Optimus?"

"Nevermind that," said the leader of the autobots, "Why did you lock me up?"

"Well I couldn't have the real Optimus Prime running around if I was going to masquerade as him," said Megatron, "But in the end I decided something smaller and more innocent would be even better. Hologram technology is amazing these days."

"But wait, I still don't understand," said Gogo Dodo. "If you're a Transformer, then what the heck is up with the orchids?"

Megatron laughed again, "You all really fell hard for that one didn't you? The orchids were fake. Just a red herring. And one that worked very, very well might I add."

"It doesn't matter now," said Optimus Prime, "You are finished here,"

Several other autobots arrived and escorted Megatron away. No one saw the smirk on his robot face as he was forced out of the hotel.

Dead is @supershorty, Megatron, a wolf who could redirect a player every night but could not assign their new target

The remaining cartoons stood dumbfounded and relieved. It would take some time to gather themselves, but they would continue to do the work of the It Takes A Village collective, and they would take the necessary steps to have excessive violence removed from children's television programming. Their fallen comrades would have been proud.

VILLAGE WINS

"But wait," said Kim Possible, breaking the exhausted silence that had fallen in the hall, "There's...only three of us here now. Me, Darkwing, Green Ranger...Where did that other guy go? And where the heck is Bugs Bunny anyway, shouldn't we do something about all the lies he was trying to spread?" The three companions looked around, but there was no sign of Gogo Dodo or Bugs.


Miles away, Gogo skipped along the road, a bunny ear headband on his head. That had been the most entertaining cartoon convention yet.

THE INDEPENDENT FRAMER ALSO WINS

Survivors
1. @TelemarketingEnigma - Darkwing Duck, village vigilante
2. @hallowmann - Gogo Dodo, independent framer
3. @Randomizereh - Kim Possible, village JOAT
4. @The_Breadmann - Green Power Ranger, village jailer

Spoiler: Dead and Gone

11. @JHon1 - Inspector Gadget, gift-giving villager
1. @sheepcowdoghorse23 - Scrooge McDuck, vanillager
2. @sunshinefl - Winnie the Pooh, vanillager
3. @PhiloslothicalStudent - Haunter, absentee villager and mayor
4. @anthony210 - Elmer Fudd, Independent Murderer
5. @cessnaflyer - Wolverine, bulletproof (x2) villager
6. @pawprintsandponytails - Scooby Doo, village tracker
7. @biomajor2019 - Spider-Man, village blocker
8. jhmmd - Wakko, paranoid mason
9. @Matthew9Thirtyfive - Miss Frizzle, night cancel villager turned cult follower
10. @Lawpy - Buttercup, vengeful villager
11. @Viscernable - Mandark, wolf silencer
12. @Zeppelyn - Calvin, cultist seer
7. @Booksandshoes - TMNT, village hobo
8. @Nasterzinger - Spongebob Squarepants, village addict
11. @Vet01 - Hobbes, Cultist Master of Disguise
13. @kraskadva - Yakko Warner, bomb mason
6. @lumya - The Brain, wolf ability thief
7. @samac - Dot Warner, healer mason
10. @holdthemayo - Destro, wolf 1x vig
6. @alleycat03 - Timmy Turner, village mirror
3. @Aprilthearab - CatDog, vanillager
4. @mammalade - Wile E. Coyote, wolf blocker
6. @vetschoolsletmeinplease - Batman, village affiliation seer
2. @supershorty - Megatron, wolf randomizer

Spoiler: Manators

1. @Animal Midwife
2. @finnickthedog
3. @SportPonies
4. @alissa14
5. @vetmedhead
6. @Barkley13
7. @Crayola227
8. @Cyndia
9. @Dr. ForgotToFlush
10. @JustPaws
11. @mmmdreamerz
12. @genny
13. @SARdoghandler
14. @CoffeeQuestionMark
15. @Ms Procrastinator
16. @PippyPony
17. @Trilt
18. @capri1722
19. @TheGirlWithTheFernTattoo
20. @Stagg737

 

[kaydubs]

Way to both fake me out about the write up and at the same time deliver a laugh

Oh? I thought the game was over and we were just joshing around.

(actually, I am slacking as per usual. DubZ is doing the heavy lifting).

see. She doing business!

 

[kaydubs]

FINALLYYYY

 

[Lawpy]

Yay good job village!!!!!

 

[Lawpy]

Now for the complete manator manatee pairings pls 🐶

 

[WildZoo]

~Afterword~

@kaydubs and I would like to thank all of you so much for participating in this year's Noob Game, playors and manators alike. We hope it was a challenging, frustrating, memorable, and most of all FUN experience for each and every one of you, as it was for us! Feel free to ask any questions that you would like now, and we will answer. We also welcome feedback on the game! Game spreadsheet can be found at the bottom of this post. We hope you all stick around and continue playing WW with us. Sign up for the upcoming BoWWling game if you haven't already!

Spreadsheet link here

 

[supershorty]

Day 10
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Bless you for including the orchids one final time <3

Love,
The unofficial hippie orchid farmer of the wolves
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[Aprilthearab]

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WOW what a FANTASTIC lie about Pebbles
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