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My stats are too lousy for janitorial programs so I'm applying for the dishwashing program at my in-state school instead. Do you think I'll have a better shot at it??
My stats are too lousy for janitorial programs so I'm applying for the dishwashing program at my in-state school instead. Do you think I'll have a better shot at it??
I agree, dishwashing school isn't Janitor/Custodian school. If you really want it, go for it. Going for less than you want, just because of your stats, is not a good idea.
There are plenty of schools with post-bacc programs out there, and you are accepted directly into the JS/CS program when you finish the post-bacc. Give those a shot!
I am pre-MD and I AGREE! Ya'll are making me wish I was going DO! Most epic, hilarious thread on SDN EVER.
I hope I work with many of you one day!
Dr. Jan Itor Authorizes a BUMP
and to vpv, why don't you take a easier major like Janitorial Philiosphy?
What classes would be in Janitorial Philiosphy?
What is a mop? Does it exist? Is our self defined by the existence of the mop?😱
Its not easy to become a janitor , the last time i heard, the average stats for those that get accepted into the janitor program are:
MCAT -- 38 , thats if you apply early too (anything below 37, kiss your chances good bye)
GPA (in janitor courses)--3.97 (anything below 3.84, FORGET IT --u wont meet the cutoff) Volunteer work: extensive janitor shadowing and working after hours on holidays.
Program: 7 year program (no summer off)- just learning to clean Sh***tt
You need Letters of Recommendations from three janitors with 40 years experience in the job...People travel across the country to F***king find these people. From what i heard there are only 5 left. The rest retired.
Its tuff, but it can be done.![]()
What janitor schools offer dual degrees? I was think of getting a JD/BD (janitor degree and bus driver degree) so I can better serve the elementary needs of inner city children.
A. GET THE F*** OVER YOURSELF!!!!!!!
B. You don't know anyone's ages or statuses from a thread.
C. No one was mocking janitors in a mean sense. Even laborers would find this funny because its not to mock the janitors or making fun of the janitors or their IQ. it is using another profession's name to show the ludicrousness of threads on SDN. To show how ludicrous people are for their over the top beliefs. IT IS A PARODY and nothing more. Grow up and gain a sense of humor. read the people below who said they recognized this thread was just to mock the idiocracy of debates about DO vs. MD on here. Anyone with common sense can see that. Hell, the real janitors and custodians could see that. Seems like its you who needs to buy a clue.
The JD/BD degree is required if you want to live a showerless life of fatass-ed-ness. Also it can be beneficial for commuting between clean-ups. But I would not recommend wasting the money on a dual degree if all you want to do is be around stench all day, either will do.
You can DO it. DO, DO, DO!
[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1l6dnhqoCcc[/YOUTUBE]
this is THE stupidest thread to ever land on SDN.
this is THE stupidest thread to ever land on SDN.
you got rejected from janitor school, huh?this is THE stupidest thread to ever land on SDN.
My only competition is the Roomba (that robot thinks he's as good as a janitor, even though he doesn't go through the rigorous training and just receives programming instructions written by nonjanitorial/custodian programmers)
This was and is my all-time favorite thread. My grandpa actually is dual janitor/custodian, and he thought it was hilarious.
No, but he did an international rotation in France-a place that janitors even call dirty...
I am actually a janitor at Sam's Club and have goals to become a physician and practice medicine.
Do you think he would mind if I shadowed him?
Hey guys I'm a predental student but I've been thinking more and more about switching to pre-janitorial. Although the salary and lifestyle of dentists are great I am realizing that I don't want to spend the rest of my life focused on just the mouth when a janitor has access to a variety of different messes, spots and stains.
I've only taken 2 semesters of floor waxing and got a letter of recommendation, and have started my first week of shadowing in a high school (all the middle school janitors I called said they already had students shadowing them so hopefully that doesn't hurt my app). What study materials did you use for the JCAT?
wow that's awesome.
lol. I wish I had won that much money. I'd have given it to my lab to keep doing its work and kept a bit for my hopefully medical education and a new car for my parents and a small cheaper new car for me.
Uhhh, I hope by 'give it to my lab ... and buy a small, cheap car for me,' you meant buy a Ferrari and drive it down large public streets while stopping to make it 'rain' on random people.
Because that was the correct response.