1st 2018 speed WW game

[SkiOtter]

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cheese (vanillager), a vital ingredient in basically every kayd meal.

I thought maybe we actually WERE the same person but then I read THIS:

apple pie (with or without ice cream) - a vanillager classic

And knew it was not possible.

 

[Skimble]

I tracked BOTH WOLVES just got blocked or didn't see them do anything. Crap.

 

[raf2769]

thanks for the game!!!
I was really sweatin that D3 lynch... I autoconverted after the D3 cycle 😉

 

[Animal Midwife]

Also, @PippyPony , I really had to fight myself not to lynch you a second time knowing my role.

 

[SnowshoeDog143]

wait who were the wolves? 😵

 

[Skimble]

Watching the microwave re-heat her dinner for the 3rd time, the mod decided to ignore the entrees in the front of the diner. They could behave, right?

WRONG!

@Animal Midwife & @SnowshoeDog143 were feeling suspicious. They warily watched kaydubs vanish into the kitchen. Hopefully nothing would happen til she came back....

@raf2769 sat next to AM & Snowy. "You two look tense. What's up?" "We miss Pippy. We should've listened to that perfect pancake stack and we didn't and now we're sad...." AM glumly traced her finger back and forth. She really missed syrup/vmh & OJ/Melby....

*sizzle* *sizzle*

What's that?

@finnickthedog grabs AM, tossing her into the fryer. Dead is @Animal Midwife - a frappuccino who could evade one lynch with her sugary persuasion. Snowy's eyes widen in horror. "Finn....what have you done?" "Oh, watch this!" Raf took a bite out of @SnowshoeDog143 - cheese (vanillager), a vital ingredient in basically every kayd meal.

@SportPonies strolled into the room. "Sorry, I was just taking a na--WTF!!!" @genny seizes Sporty from behind, a huge pitchfork in hand. Or is that a fork? She eats @SportPonies in one bite - apple pie (with or without ice cream) - a vanillager classic.

Raf and finny grin at genny proudly. "We did good." Pengen smiles. "Yeah, you did." She eats @finnickthedog - BACONNNN (WOLF) & @raf2769 - Eggs Benedict turned turncoat wolf.

A bell ringing at the front door calls the mod's attention to the customers. She thought she'd flipped the sign on the door but....she returns to the dining room. In shock, she drops her plate of food on the floor. The room is littered with crumbs, spills and dirty utensils. At least the customer left her some money for her troubles....

WOLVES WIN​

Table of Contents:
Opening Post
Day 1: Coopah Eaten
Night 1: The Way the Crust Crumbles - Cray eaten
D2: 3m is spilled
N2: vmh/bacon flavored maplesyrup is spilt
D3: Pippy Survives
N3: OJ/Melby is drunk (and hungover)
D4: Pippy/Pancake Gets FLAMBE'D
END GAME

Menu:
Coopah - ice cream sundae
Cray - perfectly toasted toast
3m - Chocolate milk (DELICIOUS & NUTRITIOUS)
vmh - bacon flavored MapleSyrup
Melby - OJ (pulp & pulp-free but always shaken 'cept when he's sick)
Piptastic - a perfect fluffy stack of pancakes - hot hot NOM
AM - frappe, key to my breakfast at Starbucks
Snowy - cheese (key to everything really!)
finny - BACON (wolf) - too delicious to hate
raf - eggs benedict (auto convert wolf) - yum, hollandaise
pengen - HUMAN (not on the menu....or is she!!??)

I feel sadly overlooked in this story... 🙁

 

[genny]

I tracked BOTH WOLVES just got blocked or didn't see them do anything. Crap.

Yes, we blocked you. AND THEN ATE YOU! 😏

 

[Skimble]

wait who were the wolves? 😵

raf, genny and Finn

 

[SkiOtter]

I feel sadly overlooked in this story... 🙁

You never died. You’re still in the game.

 

[genny]

wait who were the wolves? 😵

Me, finn, and raf the convert.

 

[raf2769]

😀

 

[genny]

You never died. You’re still in the game.

Jil was supposed to be our kill last night, to get us to parity with villagers.

 

[Skimble]

You never died. You’re still in the game.

So I win?! Heck yeah!

 

[kaydubs]

I thought maybe we actually WERE the same person but then I read THIS:

And knew it was not possible.

Apple pie is a classic. I didn't state my opinion on it.

 

[Skimble]

and gen!

Yeah.... she's on that list too...

 

[SnowshoeDog143]

raf, genny and Finn

Ya took me a bit to figure that out from the write up

So I had raf as sketchy until she became a wolf and then had her as a villager.

 

[SnowshoeDog143]

Another round of snowy thinks the wolves are village and everyone else is sketchy

 

[SkiOtter]

Apple pie is a classic. I didn't state my opinion on it.

What is your opinion on it

 

[kaydubs]

I feel sadly overlooked in this story... 🙁

Yes, we blocked you. AND THEN ATE YOU! 😏

She is quite right. I've updated the ending to include you, my fav breakfast food. Sorry, @Jilary - the wolves blocked and killed you (ate you twice) so....... I'm sorry 🙁

 

[kaydubs]

What is your opinion on it

I sense I will be judged so, I plead the 5th

 

[SkiOtter]

I sense I will be judged so, I plead the 5th

HOW COULD YOU MUSHY APPLES ARE THE WORST

 

[kaydubs]

HOW COULD YOU MUSHY APPLES ARE THE WORST

I didn't say I liked it - stop jumping to conclusions, you wackadoodle!!!

 

[genny]

@PippyPony This is where you get to say "I told you so!" 😉

 

[SkiOtter]

I didn't say I liked it - stop jumping to conclusions, you wackadoodle!!!

THEN WHY PLEAD THE FIFTH

 

[DVMDream]

Apple pie is delicious.

 

[PippyPony]

Oh thank goodness my reads are not totally messed up by this hangover lol

 

[kaydubs]

THEN WHY PLEAD THE FIFTH

You just judge judge judgeeee me all the day long....

 

[SportPonies]

Oh I can go back to sleep now?

 

[kaydubs]

Oh I can go back to sleep now?

Yes. In spades

 

[SportPonies]

I kid, I kid. Great game, everyone! I love your write ups, KD 🙂

 

[SkiOtter]

You just judge judge judgeeee me all the day long....

I do not. But you made apple pie villager so how am I supposed to read that as anything but you liking it, which if we were the same person, you would notttttt

 

[Melchizedek]

Would genny and pippy go at each other this hard if they were wolves?

How did nobody naughty eyes this yet?

Boo I had genny on my list since her post saying that I was reading village. Nobody reads me village....EVER haha I was going to seer her the night I died but had to switch to Pips to figure out the role mess.

Great job KD, thoroughly enjoyed the write ups, thanks for getting me through my dying phase.

 

[kaydubs]

I do not. But you made apple pie villager so how am I supposed to read that as anything but you liking it, which if we were the same person, you would notttttt

Dude, I made bacon wolfy. Bacon is essentially one of my top 5 favorite foods. I could not live without it.

 

[SkiOtter]

Dude, I made bacon wolfy. Bacon is essentially one of my top 5 favorite foods. I could not live without it.

Another reason we cannot be the same person 😢

 

[kaydubs]

Anddddd I added Sporty & Jil & Coops last minute (literally last second for some) so the major foods I focused on were the earlier ones....

 

[PippyPony]

had to switch to Pips to figure out the role mess.

"role mess"

PSA guys that role is village a lot more often than it is wolfy

 

[kaydubs]

Another reason we cannot be the same person 😢

GET OUTTTTT

 

[kaydubs]

"role mess"

PSA guys that role is village a lot more often than it is wolfy

I rather adore the lynch evasion. Is it wolf? Is it villager? Will anyone ever know with certainty?

 

[PippyPony]

I rather adore the lynch evasion. Is it wolf? Is it villager? Will anyone ever know with certainty?

It's also one that wolves particularly love to push as wolfy.

 

[JustPaws]

Ok, time to come back to the noob game and read what is going on. It's crazy

 

[Animal Midwife]

To date, I've never gotten to use a lynch avoidance. Suddenly, I can be read as village.

 

[PippyPony]

So I had raf as sketchy until she became a wolf and then had her as a villager.

Same. Lol

 

[vetmedhead]

HOW COULD YOU MUSHY APPLES ARE THE WORST

Who hurt you

 

[kaydubs]

Well done, everyone. I'm going to eat my food now nomnomnomnom And make sure the new players haven't killed and eaten Gryff yet....

 

[vetmedhead]

To date, I've never gotten to use a lynch avoidance. Suddenly, I can be read as village.

I don't read you village, I am just afraid that if we lynch you too much you may hold the lynch tallies hostage

 

[SkiOtter]

Well done, everyone. I'm going to eat my food now nomnomnomnom And make sure the new players haven't killed and eaten Gryff yet....

They’re close to doing so

 

[SportPonies]

Well done, everyone. I'm going to eat my food now nomnomnomnom And make sure the new players haven't killed and eaten Gryff yet....

I'm so behind on that game but laughing so hard in the mentor chat

 

[SkiOtter]

Who hurt you

You did

 

[SkiOtter]

I'm so behind on that game but laughing so hard in the mentor chat

You’re welcome

 

[JustPaws]

They’re close to doing so

Gryff isn't making it easy not to