Upon re-reading my previous comment, I see that it was very poorly worded and might have led to some people misunderstanding what I was trying to convey to OP.
I don't think OP has much of a chance, realistically speaking, at any MD/DO programs due to his dismissal from a MD program on account of his poor academic performance in it. Therefore, I was attempting to steer him toward MD/DO-adjacent professions such as pharmacy, PT, etc. It is my view that with enough time and careful effort, OP might be able to gain acceptance to a pharmacy/PT school because one or both of the following things could happen: 1) He might be able to adequately demonstrate his interest in the new field of study and his capacity to handle its curriculum 2) The application process to a program in the new field of study might simply not ask him about the time period when his misadventures in med school occurred. It might never come up at any stage of the process and he might never have to address that period in his life. The process might focus on different things such as his undergraduate record, GRE/PCAT scores, exposure to the new field of study, letters from pharmacists/ physical therapists, etc. That's what I meant when I wrote, "You could consider MD/DO adjacent fields like PA, pharmacy, PT, etc. You might get away with not disclosing your 2 years at med school at all or could try to spin it as you realized becoming a physician wasn't for you."
I wasn't ever suggesting that OP waste time and effort on re-applying to any MD/DO schools or lie on his AMCAS or AACOMAS.
OP, if you are reading this, do not lie on any future applications. If you decide to pivot to a medicine-adjacent field, be sure to invest enough time and effort to build a strong candidacy to gain acceptance into the new field, remedy the underlying problems that led to your dismissal from the MD program, and learn everything you can about the application processes in the new fields of study. Best of luck!