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[amyl]

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wow.... i have been busy... working, negotiating job contracts, looking for jobs, etc and somehow i missed this testosterone-laden ego fest and the original thread it inspired. you guys really crack me up sometimes...
everyone lay off jet, k? he is a valuable contributor to this site professionally -- personally, well, he is what he is, y'all are stupid to expect something else besides this kind of stuff coming out of him, he always says stuff like that. get over it.
dream -- you can't have your cake and eat it too... and if you try you will eventually get caught or it will eat you up inside if you are not 100% evil.

thank you all for making me remember why I am so happy I am a woman 🙂
and reinforcing my policy to never ever date doctors.

 

[DreamMachine]

Open marriage?

The kids will be all f*cked up. That's the main problem. Also, don't want my wife banging another dude. Sure, I have a double standard. Basically, I'm gonna have to make a choice at some point.

Alright, I've got something just for you. For the record - I'm a happily married father of 3. 😎

This is from a morning radio show where I live... even though it was on the radio, you probably don't want to play this around any kids. 😀

A Male Fairytale

😀

"Your net amount of lust won't decrease, but the number of eligible targets for that lust sure will."

Key word is "eligible," because my total number of targets is DEFINITELY increasing. 😎

 

[DreamMachine]

reinforcing my policy to never ever date doctors

As if other dudes are different. Keep believing that.

Appreciate the reply amy, but I didn't mean to cheat, although I might have mistakenly implied that. I'm gonna have to make a choice. Either get married and give it my all or be a bachelor the rest of my life. I didn't mean I'm gonna try to do both. It's like dhb said, I wish I could have two lives, but that's not happening. That choice is a hard one to make though. That's my dilemma.

The crazy thing is that ALL my married friends' wives drive them nutz and they ALL (except maybe one Asian dude that grew up in Asia) wish they were single.

 

[DreamMachine]

Deep Thoughts...

NICKNAMES
· If Laura, Kate and Sarah go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Kate and Sarah.
· If Mike, Dave and John go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Bubba and Wildman .
EATING OUT
· When the bill arrives, Mike, Dave and John will each throw in $20, even though it's only for $32.50. None of them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want change back.
· When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.
MONEY
· A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
· A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need but it's on sale.
BATHROOMS
· A man has six items in his bathroom: toothbrush and toothpaste, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel.
· The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337. A man would not be able to identify more than 20 of these items.
ARGUMENTS
· A woman has the last word in any argument.
· Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
FUTURE
· A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
· A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
MARRIAGE
· A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
· A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, but she does.
DRESSING UP
· A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the trash, answer the phone, read a book, and get the mail.
· A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.
NATURAL
· Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
· Women somehow deteriorate during the night.
OFFSPRING
· Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments and romances, best friends, favorite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams.
· A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.
THOUGHT FOR THE DAY
A married man should forget his mistakes. There's no use in two people remembering the same thing!

Smile. Later peeps, time to hit the gym...

 

[doctor712]

Are we really rehashing this old mess again?

Can't the both of you argue about something that won't end until one or both of you are hit with the b& hammer via PMs?

Not arguing Physio, just setting the record straight. It's that type of thread...

D712

 

[Narcotized]

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[Narcotized]

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[amyl]

dream - you are right, its not just doctors.... stay a confirmed bachelor... i will be a bachlorette forever. everyone says, but you will be alone when you are 70... to that i say no i wont i will ALWAYS have my girlfriends and so what if i am alone... am i going to spend the next 40 years miserable just so that I am not alone when I am 70? besides women live longer anyways so he would probably drop dead long before and I would still be alone 🙂 marriage is a societal convention, invented for control of the masses and the veil of stability for children... its bs for someone else, not me 🙂

 

[sevoflurane]

The kids will be all f*cked up. That's the main problem. Also, don't want my wife banging another dude.

One of the most funny lines I've read in a while!

Dream, dude... you don't have to do anything. You'll know it when it's there.

Until then...

Have a good time. Nothing wrong with that. 😀

 

[scudrunner]

wow.... i have been busy... working, negotiating job contracts, looking for jobs, etc and somehow i missed this testosterone-laden ego fest and the original thread it inspired. you guys really crack me up sometimes...
everyone lay off jet, k? he is a valuable contributor to this site professionally -- personally, well, he is what he is, y'all are stupid to expect something else besides this kind of stuff coming out of him, he always says stuff like that. get over it.
dream -- you can't have your cake and eat it too... and if you try you will eventually get caught or it will eat you up inside if you are not 100% evil.

thank you all for making me remember why I am so happy I am a woman 🙂
and reinforcing my policy to never ever date doctors.

👍

 

[Narcotized]

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[jetproppilot]

and reinforcing my policy to never ever date doctors.

Because of that you missed

THE

absolute best opportunity of your life.

DOCTORS

are cool man.

Your loss.

I'm sorry you settled. That may come back to haunt you.😱

 

[periopdoc]

At the end of the day, regardless of your intent behind the slur, you just simply can't say:

Dude, are you gay?

While your intention was probably benign, and while you don't have a problem with this verbage, many people equate this type of language with being called a ni&%er, k#ke, or fa&%ot.

Hold the phone. How can you even equate gay to the other terms. (Ignoring, of course, the fact that he wasn't even referring to homosexuals) I mean, what are we supposed to call our homosexual friends now and what are they supposed to call themselves?

Lets see we have
PFLAG
GLAD
GLAAD
GLMA
LGBT

etc etc etc

No problem there.

I won't suggest some of the offensive group names that could be imagined using the other terms you listed. I am sure that your imagination can fill in the gaps.

Not even close to the same thing.

Not defending the post itself, just saying since when does gay = N***** = F*****?

- pod

 

[cfdavid]

A good woman can be the best thing that ever happens to a guy. And vice-versa. I do think that people do get married way too young, and without thinking through some FUNDAMENTAL compatibility issues. So, often, things materialize out of any (or a combo of) number of factors such as lust, just not liking being alone (too many do that one), settling, being pressured by friends and family. Whatever. But, let's face it, too many people get married whom shouldn't have married EACH OTHER in the first place.

So, it's NOT the institution of marriage, but rather the types of decisions and the process of approaching itwhich is often flawed, IMHO.

Also, some complain CONSTANTLY about their kids. Others get a huge kick out of their kids. Sure, every normal adult will love their biological children, but some just have more fun with the process than others. I don't know why that is. I think people are their own worst enemies. Don't be so uptight about things, and I've seen the difference this makes first hand. (my brothers)...

Now, if you're dumb enough to marry a naggy, bitchy woman, then what do you expect?? A life of bliss? If she's HOT, naggy, and bitchy, how long do you think you'll get a "rise" out of THAT sh.t? Not long. BUT, maybe some super-Beta male likes having his balls in a vice. Perhaps there really is someone for everybody.....haha You get the point.


Also, there are hugely stabilizing effects on a society at large, when a strong family unit is valued and embraced. And think of the engery a guy can put into his trade (this applies to women too) when he's not out "hunting" p.ssy all the time. And kids add a whole new sense of purpose in a guys life, when done with the right woman.

Gosh, I feel like I'm being all soft. I'm a bit of a hypocrite on this one, but those are my firm beliefs nonetheless.

 

[periopdoc]

Your mandatory sensitivity training will begin now

[YOUTUBE]smOmn1s9WCI[/YOUTUBE]

Be sure and submit your online evaluation sheet at the end of the presentation.

To log on to your online evaluation sheet, please go to any terminal located easily throughout the hospital. Click on nursing application. Enter the following credentials (username = jet password=baddocisthereanyotherkind?). Read the daily briefing and motivational paragraph. At the bottom will be a link to the nursing intraweb. From the nursing intraweb select daily evaluations. On the third page select sensitivity training. Reboot the computer and repeat the above steps until the 12 page evaluation form is opened. Complete the evaluation form, print 3 copies and submit to the OR manager, the OR nurse manager, the nurse sensitivity manager and the sensitivity compliance nursing supervisor director of sensitivity training.

Failure to comply in a timely fashion will result in a formal complaint being lodged with the hospital nursing manager, the sensitivity compliance office, the office of employee interrelationships, the healthy employees office, and the janitor...


Isn't it great to be working for a physician owned hospital?

- pod

 

[cfdavid]

dream - you are right, its not just doctors.... stay a confirmed bachelor... i will be a bachlorette forever. everyone says, but you will be alone when you are 70... to that i say no i wont i will ALWAYS have my girlfriends and so what if i am alone... am i going to spend the next 40 years miserable just so that I am not alone when I am 70? besides women live longer anyways so he would probably drop dead long before and I would still be alone 🙂 marriage is a societal convention, invented for control of the masses and the veil of stability for children... its bs for someone else, not me 🙂

How much more jaded can a woman be??? I've known plenty of women in their mid to late twenties, and even up to their thirties change their tune on this issue. Just wait, it could happen to you too.

I'm not saying to get married to the wrong person for the wrong reasons, though.

 

[WholeLottaGame7]

A good woman can be the best thing that ever happens to a guy. And vice-versa. I do think that people do get married way too young, and without thinking through some FUNDAMENTAL compatibility issues. So, often, things materialize out of any (or a combo of) number of factors such as lust, just not liking being alone (too many do that one), settling, being pressured by friends and family. Whatever. But, let's face it, too many people get married whom shouldn't have married EACH OTHER in the first place.

So, it's NOT the institution of marriage, but rather the types of decisions and the process of approaching itwhich is often flawed, IMHO.

Also, some complain CONSTANTLY about their kids. Others get a huge kick out of their kids. Sure, every normal adult will love their biological children, but some just have more fun with the process than others. I don't know why that is. I think people are their own worst enemies. Don't be so uptight about things, and I've seen the difference this makes first hand. (my brothers)...

Now, if you're dumb enough to marry a naggy, bitchy woman, then what do you expect?? A life of bliss? If she's HOT, naggy, and bitchy, how long do you think you'll get a "rise" out of THAT sh.t? Not long. BUT, maybe some super-Beta male likes having his balls in a vice. Perhaps there really is someone for everybody.....haha You get the point.


Also, there are hugely stabilizing effects on a society at large, when a strong family unit is valued and embraced. And think of the engery a guy can put into his trade (this applies to women too) when he's not out "hunting" p.ssy all the time. And kids add a whole new sense of purpose in a guys life, when done with the right woman.

Gosh, I feel like I'm being all soft. I'm a bit of a hypocrite on this one, but those are my firm beliefs nonetheless.

I think we should combine the different mini-threads within this thread into one, and start talking about gay marriage. That should really fan the flames. (Pun not intended until after the fact).

Discuss.

 

[jetproppilot]

I think we should combine the different mini-threads within this thread into one, and start talking about gay marriage. That should really fan the flames. (Pun not intended until after the fact).

Discuss.

"DESIGNERS?MODELS?"

 

[dhb]

😆 this thread is seriously crackin me up.

[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ZRflz-93JA[/YOUTUBE]

 

[Per4mer8]

If I was Arch I'd seriously consider closing this thread now just for kicks and giggles. It would parallel the other thread closing seeing as how that one started as a thread of serious maybe even testy dialogue and then took a tangent from outta nowhere just like this one.

Oh and you CANNOT say gay marriage. It's an alternate lifestyle alliance.

 

[jetproppilot]

Your mandatory sensitivity training will begin now

[YOUTUBE]smOmn1s9WCI[/YOUTUBE]

Be sure and submit your online evaluation sheet at the end of the presentation.

To log on to your online evaluation sheet, please go to any terminal located easily throughout the hospital. Click on nursing application. Enter the following credentials (username = jet password=baddocisthereanyotherkind?). Read the daily briefing and motivational paragraph. At the bottom will be a link to the nursing intraweb. From the nursing intraweb select daily evaluations. On the third page select sensitivity training. Reboot the computer and repeat the above steps until the 12 page evaluation form is opened. Complete the evaluation form, print 3 copies and submit to the OR manager, the OR nurse manager, the nurse sensitivity manager and the sensitivity compliance nursing supervisor director of sensitivity training.

Failure to comply in a timely fashion will result in a formal complaint being lodged with the hospital nursing manager, the sensitivity compliance office, the office of employee interrelationships, the healthy employees office, and the janitor...


Isn't it great to be working for a physician owned hospital?

- pod

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Dude.

You made me spew Coke Zero thru my nose.

The scary part is what you posted is

Reality.


Which I don't understand

how...and why...

NURSES and their

Nurse Stupidvisor thinking


are running...completely inefficient and pissing off most surgeons btw



most big hospitals in our nation.

Doctors are supposed to run hospitals.

Not nurses.

It's time to

TAKE BACK EFFICIENCY AND, WELL,

WANTING TO COME TO WORK WITHOUT SOME

NURSING STUPIDVISOR

RANTING

USELESS S HIT

and get back to what hospitals are supposed to be about, which is the

Patients and the Doctors that care for them.

Btw where I work that's how it is.

It needs to be that way

EVERYWHERE.

 

[epidural man]

Your mandatory sensitivity training will begin now

[YOUTUBE]smOmn1s9WCI[/YOUTUBE]

Be sure and submit your online evaluation sheet at the end of the presentation.

To log on to your online evaluation sheet, please go to any terminal located easily throughout the hospital. Click on nursing application. Enter the following credentials (username = jet password=baddocisthereanyotherkind?). Read the daily briefing and motivational paragraph. At the bottom will be a link to the nursing intraweb. From the nursing intraweb select daily evaluations. On the third page select sensitivity training. Reboot the computer and repeat the above steps until the 12 page evaluation form is opened. Complete the evaluation form, print 3 copies and submit to the OR manager, the OR nurse manager, the nurse sensitivity manager and the sensitivity compliance nursing supervisor director of sensitivity training.

Failure to comply in a timely fashion will result in a formal complaint being lodged with the hospital nursing manager, the sensitivity compliance office, the office of employee interrelationships, the healthy employees office, and the janitor...


Isn't it great to be working for a physician owned hospital?

- pod

HA!!! Can we sticky this?

Were you a twig in a former life? That is some great dialog of what sounds like what I actually have to do a lot of the time (twig is a very specific navy reference by the way......)

 

[pgg]

HA!!! Can we sticky this?

Were you a twig in a former life? That is some great dialog of what sounds like what I actually have to do a lot of the time (twig is a very specific navy reference by the way......)

I was just going to ask if he joined the Navy when we weren't looking.

Did you do your NAVMED-mandated TBI training yet?

 

[periopdoc]

- pod

 

[MTGas2B]

HA!!! Can we sticky this?

Were you a twig in a former life? That is some great dialog of what sounds like what I actually have to do a lot of the time (twig is a very specific navy reference by the way......)

Yeah, I'm glad I did my mandatory DADT training while I was with the Marines, in a twigless location.

 

[Gern Blansten]

Your mandatory sensitivity training will begin now

[YOUTUBE]smOmn1s9WCI[/YOUTUBE]

That's a man baby!

 

[DreamMachine]

Your mandatory sensitivity training will begin now

[YOUTUBE]smOmn1s9WCI[/YOUTUBE]

Be sure and submit your online evaluation sheet at the end of the presentation.

To log on to your online evaluation sheet, please go to any terminal located easily throughout the hospital. Click on nursing application. Enter the following credentials (username = jet password=baddocisthereanyotherkind?). Read the daily briefing and motivational paragraph. At the bottom will be a link to the nursing intraweb. From the nursing intraweb select daily evaluations. On the third page select sensitivity training. Reboot the computer and repeat the above steps until the 12 page evaluation form is opened. Complete the evaluation form, print 3 copies and submit to the OR manager, the OR nurse manager, the nurse sensitivity manager and the sensitivity compliance nursing supervisor director of sensitivity training.

Failure to comply in a timely fashion will result in a formal complaint being lodged with the hospital nursing manager, the sensitivity compliance office, the office of employee interrelationships, the healthy employees office, and the janitor...


Isn't it great to be working for a physician owned hospital?

- pod

That video is gay.

Final conclusion: I am never getting married. Amy, call me 😉

 

[Narcotized]

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[jetproppilot]

"Hey Jet" had the potential for being an alltime classic Battle Royale SDN thread!!!! I'm kinda sorry that the hundreds of mindless semi-psychotic posts were prevented from happening. It's like Reality TV. You know it's ******ed, but sometimes after a long day you just need to grab a bag of popcorn, kickback, and let your brain unwind to complete utter nonsense.

I'm incredulous how I'm at the epicenter of Jew/anti Jew.

 

[RT2MD]

I'm incredulous how I'm at the epicenter of Jew/anti Jew.

I'm incredulous about the entire thing... Don't get it.
😕

 

[Narcotized]

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[pgg]

"Hey Jet" had the potential for being an alltime classic Battle Royale SDN thread!!!!

Well, we've still got this thread ...

I'm incredulous how I'm at the epicenter of Jew/anti Jew.

If you figure it out, explain it to me.

 

[Arch Guillotti]

I'm incredulous about the entire thing... Don't get it.
😕

The forum works in mysterious ways sometimes.



although I am not sure I get it either sometimes...

 

[jetproppilot]

How did you attain that position anyway??

Not really sure, especially considering I'm not smart enough to figure out what the fight is about in the first place.

I've heard the word antisemitsm.

I think...but I'm not sure...that that word refers to people that for some reason dislike people of the Jewish faith. Again, this is stretching my understanding so please correct me if I'm wrong.

Assuming the definition is right, and I'm catholic (by birth) by the way,

I don't get it.

Ok. I've got an admission to make. I've always been transparent on this forum, for better or worse. I won't change now:

I am a fiscal republican.

What does it mean to be a

Fiscal republican?

It means I'm a

Capitalist at heart that believes in investing in yourself, working hard, and if you reap alotta benjamins by working hard, well


THAT'S MY MONEY BITCH.


Yeah I'll pay some fair taxes but

Don't rob my hard earned benjamins to pay for the dead weight in this country.

In that regard I'm republican.

As far as all the other s h it...

Abortion, same sex marriage, Jew, catholic, Buddhist, eating pork, not eating pork, how to slaughter a cow that gives me those ribeyes,

Here's what I've learned from people smarter than me about the above mentioned issues:

Who are you to judge?

Sooooo, I'll continue to be my fiscally republican self, praying for no tax increases and leaving the rest alone since I realize I am not in a position,

as a human,

to judge another human about

1)who they sleep with

2)what god they worship

3)what type of meat they eat



That being said,

I can't stand P.E.T.A. people. They make me wanna go buy a

THIRTY OUGHT SIX

and

KILL a deer.

Even tho I'm not a hunter.

 

[sevoflurane]

Not really sure, especially considering I'm not smart enough to figure out what the fight is about in the first place.

I've heard the word antisemitsm.

I think...but I'm not sure...that that word refers to people that for some reason dislike people of the Jewish faith. Again, this is stretching my understanding so please correct me if I'm wrong.

Assuming the definition is right, and I'm catholic (by birth) by the way,

I don't get it.

Ok. I've got an admission to make. I've always been transparent on this forum, for better or worse. I won't change now:

I am a fiscal republican.

What does it mean to be a

Fiscal republican?

It means I'm a

Capitalist at heart that believes in investing in yourself, working hard, and if you reap alotta benjamins by working hard, well


THAT'S MY MONEY BITCH.


Yeah I'll pay some fair taxes but

Don't rob my hard earned benjamins to pay for the dead weight in this country.

In that regard I'm republican.

As far as all the other s h it...

Abortion, same sex marriage, Jew, catholic, Buddhist, eating pork, not eating pork, how to slaughter a cow that gives me those ribeyes,

Here's what I've learned from people smarter than me about the above mentioned issues:

Who are you to judge?

Sooooo, I'll continue to be my fiscally republican self, praying for no tax increases and leaving the rest alone since I realize I am not in a position,

as a human,

to judge another human about

1)who they sleep with

2)what god they worship

3)what type of meat you eat



That being said,

I can't stand P.E.T.A. people. They make me wanna go buy a

THIRTY OUGHT SIX

and

KILL a deer.

Even tho I'm not a hunter.

Nice. Freak'n 👍

 

[sevoflurane]

You have a problem with jewish faith....? I'm not jewish, but.....

Geesh..... what century do we live in?

"Cogito ergo sum"



Look it up... 2nd semester philosophy.
Freedom of thought is inherent to humans.

 

[Apollyon]

"Cogito ergo sum"

You know what pisses me off (among a gazillion other things)? When Trebek says "Koj-i-toe, ergo soom", instead of "Ko-gee-toe, ergo soom". It's a hard G, man! Descartes wasn't some pogue poser.

Suck it, Trebek!

 

[Per4mer8]

"I don't know the question but the answer is your mother's a *****"

 

[Narcotized]

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[doctor712]

Oh joy. I just knew "hey jet" would bounce over here.

The forum works in mysterious ways sometimes.



although I am not sure I get it either sometimes...

Me neither. 😉

I'm incredulous how I'm at the epicenter of Jew/anti Jew.

I asked CF David, but he hasn't replied... Weird.

You know what pisses me off (among a gazillion other things)? When Trebek says "Koj-i-toe, ergo soom", instead of "Ko-gee-toe, ergo soom". It's a hard G, man! Descartes wasn't some pogue poser.

Suck it, Trebek!

I hate when Trebek Pronounces ANYTHING in a foreign language. really does he turn that switch on at dinner to?

( a la Chris Farley sketch with mccartney) Anyway, hey Jet, remember that time two nights ago when you wanted the board to be more active and fun? I know. I remember that too. Hey Jet, remember that antisemitism thread? I know. I do too.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IVWJ_I-Fdxw&feature=youtube_gdata_player

D712

 

[hoyden]

dream - you are right, its not just doctors.... stay a confirmed bachelor... i will be a bachlorette forever. everyone says, but you will be alone when you are 70... to that i say no i wont i will ALWAYS have my girlfriends and so what if i am alone... am i going to spend the next 40 years miserable just so that I am not alone when I am 70?

you might still be alone at 70 after 4 marriages and raising up 10 kids...

do not get married and start a family if the only reason is NOT to be alone at 70 😉

marriage is a societal convention, invented for control of the masses and the veil of stability for children... its bs for someone else, not me 🙂

upgraded to conspirology marxism here 😀
tell me - by whom? who invented it and who is controlling the masses

 

[hoyden]

This is not a response to any particular post on this thread.

I think in general this country and all of it's micro-communities has become too concerned with and afraid of offending the minority. Just look at the hoops people jump thru to not cross PETA, the LGBT community etc. The rights of the few are often held over the majority's. We see this with the rights of criminals, both racial and religious minorities, the poor and it goes on.

In the end I think "moderating" the majority for the sake of the vocal minority breeds weak and timid communities unable to be progressive or evolutionary.

very true, unfortunately, because I do not see the end to this curtseys about all kinds of "minorities" and their "sensitivities" 🙄

 

[Planktonmd]

The world would be a better place if people would only mind their own business and not feel compelled to teach others how to live their lives.
Why do we care so much about what the others worship, how and with whom they like to sleep, and what they do when we are not watching?

 

[WholeLottaGame7]

Not really sure, especially considering I'm not smart enough to figure out what the fight is about in the first place.

I've heard the word antisemitsm.

I think...but I'm not sure...that that word refers to people that for some reason dislike people of the Jewish faith. Again, this is stretching my understanding so please correct me if I'm wrong.

Assuming the definition is right, and I'm catholic (by birth) by the way,

I don't get it.

Ok. I've got an admission to make. I've always been transparent on this forum, for better or worse. I won't change now:

I am a fiscal republican.

What does it mean to be a

Fiscal republican?

It means I'm a

Capitalist at heart that believes in investing in yourself, working hard, and if you reap alotta benjamins by working hard, well


THAT'S MY MONEY BITCH.


Yeah I'll pay some fair taxes but

Don't rob my hard earned benjamins to pay for the dead weight in this country.

In that regard I'm republican.

As far as all the other s h it...

Abortion, same sex marriage, Jew, catholic, Buddhist, eating pork, not eating pork, how to slaughter a cow that gives me those ribeyes,

Here's what I've learned from people smarter than me about the above mentioned issues:

Who are you to judge?

Sooooo, I'll continue to be my fiscally republican self, praying for no tax increases and leaving the rest alone since I realize I am not in a position,

as a human,

to judge another human about

1)who they sleep with

2)what god they worship

3)what type of meat they eat



That being said,

I can't stand P.E.T.A. people. They make me wanna go buy a

THIRTY OUGHT SIX

and

KILL a deer.

Even tho I'm not a hunter.

Sounds kind of libertarian (though I'm admittedly not aware of all the intricacies of political labels).

 

[amyl]

Sounds kind of libertarian (though I'm admittedly not aware of all the intricacies of political labels).

yup...pretty libertarian... fiscally conservative, socially liberal.
minimal government involvement.
the government subsidizes 37 of the ingredients in twinkies....
if twinkies goes bankrupt so be it.... please stop spending my hard-earned $ on dumb ****

i don't mean to offend w my comments on marriage... i just think its higly abnormal to live with the same damn person for forty years. i can't imagine ever liking anyone that much 🙂 maybe its because i haven't met the right guy yet, idk, but i am pretty picky i guess.
good for you guys if it works for you. maybe i just know piece of **** people, idk. none of my married friends are happy for various reasons, most have cheated (men > women but still some of both) -- sounds pretty damn irresistible to me.
i'd like to believe the stuff in movies and happily ever after with a nice normal guy, but i live in the real world where prince charming sleeps with the sleeziest skank and my friend/colleauge wants a recommendation for a private investigator to catch his bad wife in the act so she can't keep the kids away from him in the divorce and the surgeons talk smack about their wives all through the case and then corner me afterward and creepy doctors text me asking for pictures of me...on the beach. yuck, no thanks.
how many of you are happily married for many, many years? better yet, how many of you are divorced? ;-) or do i just know all sh*tty people?

 

[IlDestriero]

The world would be a better place if people would only mind their own business and not feel compelled to teach others how to live their lives.
Why do we care so much about what the others worship, how and with whom they like to sleep, and what they do when we are not watching?

Amen brother. I don't give a **** what other people do or bow they do it, as long as it's not harming other people. Want to toke up, worship Satan, have abortions until your uterus falls out, drop out of high school and dig ditches, Good for you! Not my problem.
Of course when you drive like a tweaker in your uninsured beater and sideswipe my Rover it becomes my problem, but not for long.
I'm a lot like Jet. Fiscal responsibility at all levels, sane support programs for the less fortunate, fair taxes. People like us should be in charge, but we're unelectable because the issues that people vote for are their position on Israel, abortion, expansion of nanny state handouts, religion, etc. I would LOVE to run for office and get involved in government service, but I would never make it past the local level, maybe state. It's not worth the effort and pay cut. That's why this government is in the ****er and will get worse. The hard decisions that need to be made will not be made for another decade or more. Maybe the Euro needs to fail, the following financial chaos MIGHT wake the average American up a bit. Of course when their already inadequate 401k tanks, there'll be a cry for better "protection" of the aging population and the need to EXPAND social security and Medicare, etc.
Yeah, were in trouble. Though it might be fun to be "the last President".😉

 

[IlDestriero]

"Cogito ergo sum"



Look it up... 2nd semester philosophy.
Freedom of thought is inherent to humans.

No, no, no!
Bibo ergo sum

 

[Planktonmd]

No, no, no!
Bibo ergo sum

 

[Planktonmd]

Here is my preferred way of existing:

 

[deleted126335]

No, no, no!
Bibo ergo sum

Immanuel Kant was a real piss-ant who was very rarely stable.
Heideggar, Heideggar was a boozy beggar who could think you under the table.
David Hume could out-consume Wilhelm Freidrich Hegel.
And Whittgenstein was a beery swine who was just as sloshed as Schlegel.
There's nothing Nieizsche couldn't teach 'ya 'bout the raising of the wrist.
Socrates, himself, was permanently pissed.
John Stewart Mill, of his own free will, after half a pint of shanty was particularly ill.
Plato, they say, could stick it away, half a crate of whiskey every day!
Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle,
And Hobbes was fond of his Dram.
And Rene Descartes was a drunken fart:
"I drink, therefore I am."
Yes, Socrates himself is particularly missed;
A lovely little thinker, but a bugger when he's pissed.


philosopher Drinking song.
Monty Python.