I've got some pearls to contribute! With the next cycle already underway, the youngins will need some idea of what to expect!
School 1
>Interviewer: "Hi byunprime, I'm Jim X"
>Me: "Nice to meet ya Jim"
>As I sit down, realize he's wearing a name tag with a clearly visible "MD" on it
>Realize I greeted an MD adcom as if he was my country bumpkin buddy
>Smile and nod while I resist the overwhelming urge to facepalm
Result:
Accepted! (Guess adcoms are just normal people, too.)
School 2
>Interviewer immediately yawns as I begin my answer to "why do you want to practice medicine?"
>Gets me nervous and makes me stumble over my words, which in turn causes him to yawn even more
>This sickening downward spiral continues for an inappropriately long amount of time
>By the end he'd probably been yawning for at least 50% of the duration of my answer
Result:
Accepted! (Sometimes, interviewers are just tired?)
School 3
>Interviewer: I noticed one of your family members is in medicine. Would you ever consider working for him in the future?
>Me: Hmm, haven't thought about that before. Would that even be ethical? *chuckle*
>Interviewer: I actually worked in private practice with my father for over 25 years. It was an incredibly rewarding experience...
>Me:
Result:
Accepted! (Why do they even do these interviews, again?
🤣)
Now for some stories at the opposite end of the spectrum.
School 4
>Interviewing at my hometown school
>We chat about how much I'd love to be back in the community I grow up in
>We chat about how my backstory was a natural lead-in to medicine
>It's a naturally flowing conversation with serious and funny moments interspersed throughout
>I leave thinking "this was my best interview"
>Later get a letter back from my interviewer where he tells me he "hopes to see me around next year"
Result:
Waitlisted (ouch)
School 5
>Interviewing at one of my favorite programs
>We have a long, pleasant chat about my application and the school
>Interview actually goes so long that I miss part of lunch
>Realize that I would actually fit the culture of the school incredibly well
>Realize that I could see myself going here and striking up a mentor/mentee relationship with my interviewer
Result:
Rejected (double ouch)
Now I'll be matriculating at a school where my stats were more mediocre than at any of the above schools, and where my interview was far more average than at any of the above schools. All told, I'd say this past year taught me that 1) outcomes are not always reflective of your abilities and 2) being able to laugh at the small absurdities of this process are key to making it through intact
🙂