I've gone skiing once in my life (in Wisconsin) and I had a really good time, honestly. There was nothing like being the oldest one, by at least 5 years, using the bunny hill

I moved up to the blue diamond and did just fine. The ski lift is a little troublesome for beginners, in terms of getting off it. I fell a couple of times, including once where I had to army crawl to get out of the way of oncoming skiers. But I do have some advice.....do not try the black diamond if you have only been skiing for a couple of hours and can only plow.....bad combination. How I didn't break anything when I fell, I don't know. All I remember is plowing for the first 5 seconds before my skis went parallel and I went....Oh ****!!! Yes, I was the fastest one on the hill, which was cool
😎, but not being able to stop well - sucks. Thankfullly it was a longer run and I had time to formulate an escape plan by just sitting down to stop myself. I was willing to sacrifice myself with the biggest wedgie of my life instead of flying into an empty ditch with rocks at 45 mph. Unfortunately, I didn't get to act out my plan b/c I hit two bumps and went turned into a cloud of snow and ski equipment flying. My one ski went completely across to the other side of the run. Once I stopped tumbling, I remember looking up and seeing the ski lift, where two guys were looking down at me like this -->
😱 and said, "Holy crap dude....are you alright?" I nodded, gathered my things that my cousins brought to me, and limped down the rest of the run, which wasn't too far thankfully. I recovered after a few minutes and continued on my merry way on the blue diamonds. I was asked a couple of times after the fall if I wanted to try the black diamond again and I wanted to say....are you freaking serious???...but I just said no, I don't think so.
That is my skiing contribution to the thread. I still can't go side-to-side or stop without plowing...so maybe I can have one of you guys show me how. I don't mind being the only 27 year old on the bunny hill. I can use the rope lift just fine
😀 Now, my wife, has never been skiing and she suggested we go to Colorado on a skiing trip....I laughed in her face and told her no....try somewhere small first b/c I don't feel like breaking the sound barrier on skis.