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Severus is a chick?
Dr.TobiasFünke said:Severus is a chick?
Looque said:Imagining that pudding and mud dripping from that luscious mane is in itself aphrodesiac enough.
Severus said:Well, my parents decided to raise me as a girl... but that ain't saying much.
Looque said:Imagining that pudding and mud dripping from that luscious mane is in itself aphrodesiac enough.
Looque said:Ha... I just noticed the reference to that HILARIOUS nutrigrain commercial in your mdapps profile.
That's possibly the greatest commercial of this decade.
Dr.TobiasFünke said:Severus... ever consider adult film as a fallback
Dr.TobiasFünke said:Severus... ever consider adult film as a fallback
Severus said:It really is the best commerical I've seen in a long time. It's a shame that it never aired (I believe).
Looque said:Are you suggesting that she, too, try her hand at acting, just as you, the great former understudy standby for the Blue Man Group, have?
Looque said:YEAH! BABIES EVERYWHERE!!
Severus said:That's the best part!
Literally, I yell "YEAH! Babies EVERYWHERE" at least three times a week in lab. They must think I'm nuts.
Severus said:Most people don't.
Dr.TobiasFünke said:It's alright, there is a place for everyone in adult-film...
Looque said:Ain't that the truth...
By the way, the world's tiniest man got married recently. His wife is pretty attractive.
Severus said:OMG... it is a billion and 5 degrees outside. It's so humid in my apartment that it's making my door expand to the point where I literally cannot pull it open. I had to call maintenance to get me out this evening. They guy then closed the door and proceeded to show me how to open it by jamming the knob downward and out. Ha... this burly guy ended up getting locked in my apartment along with me. Seems his method didn't work.
Heat.
Severus said:OMG... it is a billion and 5 degrees outside. It's so humid in my apartment that it's making my door expand to the point where I literally cannot pull it open. I had to call maintenance to get me out this evening. They guy then closed the door and proceeded to show me how to open it by jamming the knob downward and out. Ha... this burly guy ended up getting locked in my apartment along with me. Seems his method didn't work.
Heat.
Looque said:That's the oldest trick in the book. It's kind of like arranging to run out of gas while driving your date home.
Severus said:Well, he did end up getting my phone number now that I think about it.
Looque said:Ooh yeah, you fell right into his plan. Expect some shy phone calls soon, where the caller hangs up shortly after you pick up.
EDIT:
Yeah!! Babies EVERYWHERE!!
Severus said:As an aside, this is like the best friggin thing I've tasted in a loooooooooong time.
BABIES EVERYWHERE!!!
Severus said:Niiiiiiiiiiiiiice. Eh, I think he's a little too old for me, but his bulldog was really cute.
Alright, now it's time to submit BU's secondary.
MollyMalone said:Curiosity finally got the better of me and I googled that nutrigrain commercial.
Looque said:Hah... isn't it incredible?!
Severus said:ugh... meetings. I've got 15 minutes to figure out a way to wow my boss with meaningless negative data.
The solution: a push-up bra.
Dr Durden said:You could write the iPod off as a medical expense if you buy the bicep band and work out with it.
Dr Durden said:Good luck getting the tattoo covered by the IRS though, even with a CPA for a parent.
Edit: Home is KC
Looque said:As a peripherally related to pre-allo tidbit, I finally broke down and bought an iPod yesterday. I'll definitely need to remember to write it off as a professional expenditure, or whatever the correct labeling is, since really it's only for keeping me entertained while traveling to interviews (hopefully plural).
...and tattoo touch-up today, finally
isobel said:if you can't write off interview costs, how ya gonna write off that ipod?
then again, you could totally be joking.....