So in the past two nights, I have dreamt that:
1. I was working for the mob and had to visit a prison to talk to a murderer in jail b/c my boss wanted him to take out a hit on another prisoner. But the murderer kills the wrong guy, the boss is pissed at him, so now the murderer claims that it was my fault b/c I told him to bump off the wrong guy and he's coming after me next. Which would normally not be a problem, b/c he wasnt getting out of jail anytime soon, but I am trapped in the prison and can't get out. And he's looking for me.
Immediately followed by dream #2.
2. I am in an elevator and the cable breaks. As I fall to my death, I look down. I am falling right into a crowd of prisoners in the prison cafeteria. Guess who's waiting for me in the middle of the crowd? I never hit the ground. I just keep falling and then starting back over at the top, and all I can see is his face in the crowd, waiting to get his hands on me.
3. My two friends and I are kidnapped and help for a month. The kidnappers take our wallets. Since we are prisoners, we cannot call the CC companies to tell them that our cards were stolen and to inactivate them. After 30 days of telling us they are going to kill us, they let us go. But before we are released, they give back our credit cards and inform us that they maxed them out and are not going to kill us so that we have to pay the debt. I start crying and beg them to kill me instead of leaving me with more debt.
4. I am brushing my teeth and my teeth keep falling out. First one or two, then whole sections of teeth just pop out. I go to the dentist, crying, b/c I am 22 and look like I am 82, I am bleeding all over his office with my teeth in my hands, in hysterics b/c my freaking teeth are falling out and begging him to help me, and he calmly replies that there is nothing he can do for me. If he fixes them, they will just fall out again. I will just have to live the rest of my life without teeth. And all I can think is, "who will want to go to a doctor who has no teeth?"
