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Fooling who???
No, they would not, they said it was because of security issues,
they did however let me talk to two of the faculty....
I also asked about saul but they said he was in class
you guys sure talk alot about him, what did he do?
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Im sure that real schools would give out any information on a student, even the fact that he attends it.
Wow so you guys are attorneys
and again what is a troll????
😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆 @ THE USE OF THE BS EMOTICON by the ultimate BSer!!
You guys can call me
GROUNDS KEEPER WILLIE!!!
Now that's just plain not funny.
Did anyone try calling Stewart Uni? I joined this forum too late!
Stewart University
15732 Los Gatos Blvd. #410
Los Gatos, CA 95032
Telephone (408) 436-8595
Fax (408) 453-0530
15732 Los Gatos Blvd. #410
Los Gatos, CA 95032
Telephone (408) 436-8595
Fax (408) 453-0530
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Looks alot like Aubry, no?
Please don't disrespect the love of my life like that
I love it. They won't tell you where the campus is because of security issues, but they will post pictures of the "campus" and "faculty" and "students" on the website. Note the liberal use of quotations in my last sentence.
As a side note, what exactly is resulting in the bans of the frequent Stewart defenders? I'm confused about how defending it is a TOS violation?
Yeah, it doesn't add up. Seems like they have something to hide, go figure.
My guess is it's something similar to what other forums enforce: people banned in the past for whatever reason aren't allowed to reincarnate themselves and continue posting, so these posters are "rebanned" (see: stewart advocate in past threads where (s)he takes a hostile tone toward posters) ... or perhaps more simply, their Stewart posts are viewed as trolling-type behavior.
Of course it's all fake. But you'd think they'd at least make an attempt to be consistent enough to be plausible. I'm just disappointed with the lack of forethought that went into this little scam. I could have come up with a way better scenario.
Whoever this is claims not to be a previously-banned poster. Or is the assumption that only one person in the world (ie - Saul) is dumb enough to defend SUNSSOM?
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Nuroman, if you're reading this: I'm sorry these terrorists banned you. I believe in you. I believe. Please put the youtube videos back up. I'm just lost without them..lost...
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Nuroman, if you're reading this: I'm sorry these terrorists banned you. I believe in you. I believe. Please put the youtube videos back up. I'm just lost without them..lost...
People, people...you musn't respond to this hilarious insanity with intelligent logic! Paradocs picked up on it -- if you reply with intellect, it implies the gentleman-poster is worthy of such. Instead, respond with light-hearted mockery and ridicule -- it's way more fun. And who banned this guy??
Also, anyone who calls Aubrey a troll...prepare for war!
Also, anyone who calls Aubrey a troll...prepare for war!
OMG hahaha.
I am a predent but this is the FUNNIEST THREAD EVER!
I am a predent but this is the FUNNIEST THREAD EVER!
I agree. Gotta fight fire with fire. Or in this case, ridiculous babble with ridiculous babble.
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OMG hahaha.
I am a predent but this is the FUNNIEST THREAD EVER!
I am sure Stewart Med would take you as a medical student if you really have killer stats ... and by killer stats, I mean money and a paypal account
I'm getting a real "Westboro Baptist Church", "Scientology", and "AMWAY" feel from Stewart...
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They have to have actualy followers and students/believers in order to fall under that category. Assuming that Saul is a working pawn and not a duped student, it will be a while until Stewart breaks out the kool-aid
You're not far from the truth.
THIS IS WHAT STEWART UNIVERSITY BELIEVES
THIS IS WHAT STEWART UNIVERSITY BELIEVES
THIS IS WHAT STEWART UNIVERSITY BELIEVES
Part I- The Phantom Medice
You see, when the Chancellor spawned from hive queen Aubrey in the depths of the Antiguian rainforest, he was found by a young Sree Cheruku and raised as his own. With the mystical rainforest and the nectar hive queen Aubrey sustaining him, the Chancellor grew at an accelerated rate, eventually becoming an adult.
He was going to enroll in the local medical school, AUA, when tragedy struck. The Chancellor and his then good friend Sree were studying in a coffee shop. A horrific explosion tore through the establishment asunder! The Chancellor took most of the blast and Sree was unharmed. Terrorists? Gas leak? Cappuccino maker rupture? The world would never know, but the Chancellor would.
Al Quaeda had clearly targeted him and his dreams of being a physician, but Sree was spared. Obviously a collaborator.
Sadly, the blast left the chancellor with nerve damage rendering him unable to meet the schools technical standards for admission. "OH CRUEL FATE! AUA HOW YOU SPITE ME!"
But the dream would live on...
Part II- A New Dope
Returning to hive queen Aubry, the Chancellor would sire an heir. One that would live on and fulfill his dreams of medical glory.
He named the offspring "Saul".
Tragedy. Again.
Despite amazing surgical prowess in his premedical surgical intern years. Saul was denied admission to American medical schools.
No matter. The chancellor had foreseen this and began construction of the ultimate educational institute in an undisclosed location within the United States.
and thus began Stewart University.
THIS IS WHAT STEWART UNIVERSITY BELIEVES
THIS IS WHAT STEWART UNIVERSITY BELIEVES
THIS IS WHAT STEWART UNIVERSITY BELIEVES
Saul will return in Part III- The SDNpire Strikes Back!
The phantom medice, a new dope, the SDNpire strikes back?!?!?!?!
I bow down to you Mister J, you are awesome!
i don't know, but as i mentioned in an earlier post, i bought an iphone just to be able to watch saul on the go. since the videos are gone, i now have no use for it. i tried to return it at the apple store, telling them that the reason was due to stewart university removing their youtube videos, but the "genius" didn't believe me. i tried to tell them that i was above the standard of their return policy, but it didn't matter. now i know how the chancellor feels.
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jessica_Wedge 😍
If she is funding Stewart, sign me up...I'll enroll. I don't care.
OMG . . . that chick is fine!
A medical license is the least concern of a new applicant to medical school.
They may have banned Saul, but the apparently the chancellor is still posting. I guess he get banned from other forums besides SDN:
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bfgn2lOSx6M[/youtube]
From the video, it appears that the location of clinicals is 100 feet below the streets of Berlin.
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bfgn2lOSx6M[/youtube]
From the video, it appears that the location of clinicals is 100 feet below the streets of Berlin.
Haha, 10 points to anyone that makes a SDN/stewie U version of that video. Yes, 10 whole points!!
AHAHAHAHAHA.
this is awesome. someone please make this into a Chancellor story. please.
or maybe Mister J can make a Star Wars one.
I fanyone can get a clean clip and re-subtitle it, that would be awesome!
The Original movie was called:
Downfall (English)
Der Untergang (German)
Released in 2004.
I'm sure a person that is resourceful could find the movie on a bittorrent-like site, cough, cough.
The Original movie was called:
Downfall (English)
Der Untergang (German)
Released in 2004.
I'm sure a person that is resourceful could find the movie on a bittorrent-like site, cough, cough.
There's gotta be an original on youtube. I found one, but it had english subtitles. There are so many of these edited ones. My fave is the X-Box live one, haha.
Part III- The SDNpire Strikes Back
Life was good for young Saul. He had started medical school and clinical rotations were the least of his concern. At that time he was called by the chancellor to convert others to the Stewart Side of medicine.
Saul took to youtube to show others the power of this fully operational medical school.
But no message so great is bound to go unnoticed. The enemies of Stewart university had been plotting and waiting. Secretly building their own internet armies, that they might attack when the Chancellor's vision came to fruition.
The youtube videos were like a beacon, screaming to every evil being on the internet. These beasts, once men, had been corrupted by the power that accredited education had bestowed upon them and they sought only to destroy. Al Quaeda, AUA, Sree- all joined forces on the Student Doctor Network.
With relentless logic, SDN attacked everything Stewart stood for. Outnumbered, brave Saul valiantly fended off the onslaught with powerful denial, cunning misdirection and wild accusations.
At day's end, a victorious Saul's efforts swayed countless readers to attend Stewart University. SDN retreated, fearing the day Saul would destroy them and usher in Stewart University's reign as the #1 Medical School in the United States.
Life was good for young Saul. He had started medical school and clinical rotations were the least of his concern. At that time he was called by the chancellor to convert others to the Stewart Side of medicine.
Saul took to youtube to show others the power of this fully operational medical school.
But no message so great is bound to go unnoticed. The enemies of Stewart university had been plotting and waiting. Secretly building their own internet armies, that they might attack when the Chancellor's vision came to fruition.
The youtube videos were like a beacon, screaming to every evil being on the internet. These beasts, once men, had been corrupted by the power that accredited education had bestowed upon them and they sought only to destroy. Al Quaeda, AUA, Sree- all joined forces on the Student Doctor Network.
With relentless logic, SDN attacked everything Stewart stood for. Outnumbered, brave Saul valiantly fended off the onslaught with powerful denial, cunning misdirection and wild accusations.
At day's end, a victorious Saul's efforts swayed countless readers to attend Stewart University. SDN retreated, fearing the day Saul would destroy them and usher in Stewart University's reign as the #1 Medical School in the United States.
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Why doesn't this thread have stars after it??
Everybody RATE THIS THREAD!
Everybody RATE THIS THREAD!
"Excellent."
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Scrumtrulescant. The best thread ever made.....by humans.
This thread is electric?
ok.. so i just literally spent the whole day reading this.. very very funny.. i wish i was here from the beginning..
Shhhhh don't say that!!
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