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How did people even find out about this fake website/university/administration? That's what I am trying to figure out.
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this thread has gotten me through some boring days at work. thanks everyone.
also, why does Saul/Chancellor/any Stewie reps keep trying to come into SDN and blatantly advocate for Stewie. That's why they keep getting banned.
If I was them, I'd be all stealthy and ninja-like.
nuroman seems to be trying to sneak in here and be all clandestine by being less aggressive, but we, SDNers are too quick. don't ban him tho. please. 😀
also, why does Saul/Chancellor/any Stewie reps keep trying to come into SDN and blatantly advocate for Stewie. That's why they keep getting banned.
If I was them, I'd be all stealthy and ninja-like.
nuroman seems to be trying to sneak in here and be all clandestine by being less aggressive, but we, SDNers are too quick. don't ban him tho. please. 😀
First off I am a pre-med and if you pull your head out of your rear, you will find that Stewart trademarked that tag with the state of california. Sacremento, california were the ones that helped them designed it. They have legal documents saying that statement is theirs.
For being a med student you sure have alot of time on your hands....
Now med student, try again....
That school teaches different material than what Stewie U teaches, so as I said your wrong, besides they trademarked that tag with the state
Any other heroes?
Yeah, that school has like clinical rotations and such.
Hahahaha awesome.
First of all, what's Sacremento? Sacramento is the capital of the state of California -- is that what you were talking about? And if so, are you saying, like, the city government helped them design the slogan "First medical school to open west of the Mississippi in 45 years?" Did the mayor and the Chancellor and Saul and Aubrey sit down and say, "Alright, let's trademark a boldface lie."
Ooh for fun, next, can you tell me why Texas Tech doesn't count as opening in the last 45 years west of the Mississippi. Preferrably, I would like your answer to include Lord Xenu, two beagles, Jenna Jameson, chaos theory mathematics and the book "Everybody Poops."
And man, I will always make time for the Stewie U thread -- especially if you stick around. So don't say anything inflammatory and get yourself banned.
Also, where's Aubrey's phone number, you cockblock?
Your = Possessive, as in "It could only have been your head injury sustained last year that makes you jump to defend Stewie U."
You're = Contraction for 'you are', as in "You're doing a great job increasing the credibility of Stewie U with your flawless arguments."
That's also an example of sarcasm, by the way.
Pre-med, you say? Good luck with the VR on the MCAT! Have reasonable expectations and shoot for a 5.
Look, everyone knows clinical rotations are the last thing a new med student should worry about. Plus, if you do it like Saul and get a surgical internship before medical school, clinical **** is old hat by the time you matriculate.
Ummm... but the slogan doesn't say that Stewie U is different from other MD- granting institutions that have opened west of the Mississippi in the last 45 years.... it says Stewart University is the first medical school to open west of the Mississippi in the past 45 years.
It's a generic statement not getting into the nitty gritty of why it's just so gosh- darn special and therefore nothing else counts.
Hahaha. So this justifies Stewie U's trademarked statement claiming that they are the first medical school to open in the last 45 years west of the mississippi?
Maybe they should have said, "Steward university is the first medical school to open west of the mississippi that teaches the material that only Stewart University teaches."
Considering that Stewie U does not teach any material due to the lack of faculty, students, campus, etc, i guess no medical school falls into the category of the trademarked statement.
And yes, I am a hero.
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That's the one I was thinking of.
How does one medical school teach "different material" from another? Do they teach a different form of gross anatomy at Stewart? Are you guys dissecting aliens down there Chancellor Stewart, I mean nuroman?
At any rate, UMKC is an LCME accredated allopathic school that opened in the 70s and graduates close to 100 physicians a year, so Stewie U-y can trademark whatever they want, it's still B.S., like much of their claims. They most certainly aren't the first allopathic medical school to open west of the Mississippi in over 45 years.
You are entitled to your own sets of beliefs, but not your own sets of fact.
Oh, and you should be aware that I trademarked the letter "a", so quote me with caution.
Join the fun!
Perhaps you could suggest stewart rephrases it to the "first unaccredited, completely bogus, unrecognized, nonexistant, laughable excuse for a medical school to open west of the mississippi.... EVER!" No one here would argue with you on that count. Perhaps you could invest some of your application revenue into hiring someone to remake your website that has a bit more design sense than Gunilla. Wait, maybe you've not been successful in hustling even one application fee. What a shame.
Man how can your delusions be so entrenched, certainly there is some severe mental illness here. A straight scammer would be unlikely to adopt myriad aggressive and hostile personas to defend their scam amongst people who are obviously not buying.
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Okay question: Why are people trying to actually argue rationally back with this saul reincarnation???
Come on, people, the fun is in MAKING fun of this dude with equally ******ed logic....just like the above poster did. NewmansOwn is my hero. 😀
saul, when you try to come back with a fake name, make sure you don't accidentally use phrases that you use in your videos.
I have access to Lexis/Nexis databases, and according to the "combined business and corporation information" database, Stewart University was incorporated in Maryland (thus the headquarters in Washington, D.C.) by a Jessica Wedge on 12/11/06. As of 11/27/07, the status is "inactive."
There is also no acknowledgement of Stewart Univesity as a tax-exempt entity by the IRS.
I love doing snoop work!!😉
What is Aubrey's last name????
There is also no acknowledgement of Stewart Univesity as a tax-exempt entity by the IRS.
I love doing snoop work!!😉
What is Aubrey's last name????
you mean, they actually teach medicine?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jessica_Wedge 😍
If she is funding Stewart, sign me up...I'll enroll. I don't care.
Aubreé Guancione ?
I'd be happy if the answer only included Jenna Jameson and the book "Everybody Poops".
BTW, wasn't "Everybody Poops" originally a song in the 90's by REM?
When the day is long and the room, the bathroom's yours alone,
When you're sure you've had enough greasy food, well hang on
Don't let yourself go, 'cause everybody cries and everybody poops sometimes
Sometimes the timing is all wrong. Now it's time to sing along
When your poop is not alone, (hold on, hold on)
If you feel like letting go, (hold on)
When you think you've had too much greasy food, well hang on
'Cause everybody poops. Take comfort in your friends
Everybody poops. Don't throw your hand. Oh, no. Don't throw your hand
If you feel like you're alone, no, no, no, you are not alone
If you're on your own in this room, the days and nights are long,
When you think you've had too much greasy food to hang on
Well, everybody poops sometimes,
Everybody cries. And everybody poops sometimes
And everybody poops sometimes. So, hold on, hold on
Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on
Everybody poops. You are not alone
Except for HRH Chancellor and Rightful Heir to the Scottish Throne William Bullock Stewart, that is. And yes, I mean "that" throne.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jessica_Wedge 😍
If she is funding Stewart, sign me up...I'll enroll. I don't care.
Aubreé Guancione ?
There are only a few Jessica Wedges that show up, so who knows....
Aubree Guancione shows up in San Jose, CA, and goes by several different names, including Rosalie Guancione and Elaine Cannella, and combinations thereof. Date of birth is Jan 1953.
All this data is obtained from subscribed public databases, just so no one thinks I'm a spy!! (Just a snoop!)
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I can be your hero, baby.
I can kiss away the pain.
I will stand by you forever.
You can take my breath away.
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I'll take one crack at this: if Stewart Med is so awesome ... where is it located?
Come on guys, you invite Saul to talk on SDN and do nothing but attack him.
If you keep up this antagonism, we'll lose our source of entertainment. Saul has feelings too.
Anyways, if a mod IP banned him, it would be unlikely that it is Saul posting over and over again unless he goes to different computers to post (which would be one hell of a hassle).
If you keep up this antagonism, we'll lose our source of entertainment. Saul has feelings too.
Anyways, if a mod IP banned him, it would be unlikely that it is Saul posting over and over again unless he goes to different computers to post (which would be one hell of a hassle).
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How come you guys are so quick to judge and yet you have not answered my question?
I know my writing is off and I do it in a hurry.
I asked those questions of Stewie U and the rotations are still being setup
Hence "a new school"
and second
no you cannot trademark any phrase
Now was AUA opened and unaccredited for three years???
I know my writing is off and I do it in a hurry.
I asked those questions of Stewie U and the rotations are still being setup
Hence "a new school"
and second
no you cannot trademark any phrase
Now was AUA opened and unaccredited for three years???
what does AUA have to do with Stewart?
oh, i get it. you're trying to distract us so we don't ask questions about Stewie U. next time try bright shiny objects. that might work better.
It's one of those last-ditch tactics. But I don't really expect bright shiny objects from Stewie reps though - if they can't even afford a decent website, there's a low chance they can afford anything shiny or bright.
Although according to LawtoDoc, I can copyright phrases. I hereby copyright the phrase "stateside," so take that Stewie!
Question for Chancellor Nuro:
Will graduates of Stewart U be able to practice medicine in the United States? If so, what will they have to do to get a medical license?
Will graduates of Stewart U be able to practice medicine in the United States? If so, what will they have to do to get a medical license?
I doubt it; it's pretty easy to get around ip bans. Take my roommate for example, who gets ip banned about once a month over at sherdog.net and yet continues to post
I'm sure devoted spammers, such as those affiliated with Stewart, have plenty of past banning experience and have therefore become quite proficient at working around bans.
Your question is about AUA, correct? I doubt any of us here know the details regarding AUA; I didn't even know AUA existed until I saw a few posts about it here and on valuemd.
If you're looking to prove a point by saying Stewart's situation is just like AUA, I'm sure those in the Carib forum would be more receptive to it than those here in pre-allo, who by in large, are looking at US MD schools (excluding Stewart, of course).
Nuro, I think their point is that even if the American University of Antigua operated for three years without accreditation (which may or may not be true), it is a moot point. It is at least a legitimate organization with a known campus, faculty, students, etc., as well as a website that looks like a website for a legitimate school, not one that operates out of an office in a sleazy building in Los Gatos, CA (I looked up their neighbors - looks like some import/export businesses, some porn film companies, etc.).
Ok, I've fed the troll.
Doesn't SDN operate out of a post office box too?
and how come everytime someone has a question about Stewie you attack that person?
My counselor told me to go to this website...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ucsd_school_of_medicine
Wait, are you telling me this school was not established in 1969? If I do my math and it was established January 1, 1969 then this would be 39 years ago and 29 days. Am i missing something?
According to past posts if you say AUA is legitimate then how come people are reporting it as having a connection to Al-qaeda? Is it true they have a sports team named the Terrorists???
I just want to know,
why do you bash me?😕
You are hurting my feelings
and who the heck is aubry?
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I brought this up to them, and they said since the courses are different they can legally say that. Believe it or not, you cannot trademark a bold face lie.
Did they tell you where the campus was?
And nobody wants to go to the SDN school of medicine?
I havent heard that.
I apologize chancellor.
Your troll of a wife.
Thats a stupid lie. There are real lawyers that post on this forum.
Of course you can.
Do you really think you're fooling anyone?
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