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HI EVERYBODY! Man, I was looking at Dr. Nick quotes (from the Simpsons) and I just couldn't stop laughing. I figured some other people around here might need a little pick-me-up too.
"Calm down, you are going to give yourself skin failure!"
"The Coroner?!...I'm SO sick of that guy!"
(With investigative reporters knocking on door) "What a nice day.....I think I'll go out through the window!"
"These gloves came free with my toilet brush!"
(Singing while operating) "The kneebone's connected to the... something! The something's connected to the... red thing! The red thing's connected to my wristwatch! Uh-oh..."
(On commercial) "Call 1-600-DOCTORB! The "B" is for BARGAIN! "
(Explaining to Henry VIII why his wife cannot conceive) "It is my learned opinion that the Queen's womb is filled with sea serpents!"
"I can tell from here that you have too much blood. Let's get you covered in leeches!" (applies leeches) "Now by the morning you'll be good as new. Or dead. The important thing is, we'll know."
"With my new diet, you can eat as much as you want, any time you want," to which Marge replied "And you'll lose weight?" to which Nick responded "You might! It's a free country!"
(While reading a Gray's Anatomy)"That's how we look like inside? It's digusting! Whoa! That lady swallowed a baby!"
(Seeing one of the patients whose operation he messed up) "Well, if it isn't my old friend, Mr McGregg: With a leg for an arm, and an arm for a leg!"
"When you were in that coma, did you feel your brain getting damaged?"
(To Homer) "Now there are many options available for dangerously underweighted individuals like yourself. I recommend a slow steady gorging process combined with assal horizontology."
"Calm down, you are going to give yourself skin failure!"
"The Coroner?!...I'm SO sick of that guy!"
(With investigative reporters knocking on door) "What a nice day.....I think I'll go out through the window!"
"These gloves came free with my toilet brush!"
(Singing while operating) "The kneebone's connected to the... something! The something's connected to the... red thing! The red thing's connected to my wristwatch! Uh-oh..."
(On commercial) "Call 1-600-DOCTORB! The "B" is for BARGAIN! "
(Explaining to Henry VIII why his wife cannot conceive) "It is my learned opinion that the Queen's womb is filled with sea serpents!"
"I can tell from here that you have too much blood. Let's get you covered in leeches!" (applies leeches) "Now by the morning you'll be good as new. Or dead. The important thing is, we'll know."
"With my new diet, you can eat as much as you want, any time you want," to which Marge replied "And you'll lose weight?" to which Nick responded "You might! It's a free country!"
(While reading a Gray's Anatomy)"That's how we look like inside? It's digusting! Whoa! That lady swallowed a baby!"
(Seeing one of the patients whose operation he messed up) "Well, if it isn't my old friend, Mr McGregg: With a leg for an arm, and an arm for a leg!"
"When you were in that coma, did you feel your brain getting damaged?"
(To Homer) "Now there are many options available for dangerously underweighted individuals like yourself. I recommend a slow steady gorging process combined with assal horizontology."