If you slice open your left index finger via band saw and are able to see the tendon moving in its groove
The new standard of RFB careI found out that in 1995 the Ig Noble price for Literiture went to two people for their work on a report titled. "Rectal Foreign Bodies: Case Reports and a Comprehensive Review of the World's Literature." Figure it's relevant to this thread and that the ER and Proctology Docs here should look it up.
Baked apples anyone?