nothing wrong with a little socialism injected into our societies now and then...
To immunize against it?
I had a pyrotechnic accident at age 18. I was tech for a band. I had leftover flash powder, that was literally powder and unsafe to use. Upon finding this, I proceeded to make arrangements to dispose of it.
I made the mistake of leaving the can open.
The bassist, who usually dropped his butts on the floor, saw this convenient can and figured it was an ashtray. He flipped his butt into it. Nothing happened.
I came back, picked up the can and dislodged the coal. FWOOMF, and I'm doing a Michael Jackson impersonation. Second degree, fingertip to wrist on both hands. Lost what little mustache I had on the left side, eyelash, eyebrow and a chunk of hair. First degree along that line.
Singer helped me into the shower to clean off, while making jokes about not normally helping guys out of their clothes.
Seeing some blistering, my mother took me to the ER, where I sat patiently soaking them in saline for a half hour. I don't fuss, generally. I know enough to know they'll get to you when they can, and the longer it takes, the less danger you're in, so it should be reassuring.
Next to me, behind curtains, I hear, "No, this isn't that uncommon, but I'll have to call a specialist."
Doc comes in, looks at my hands, pulls out shears and degloves them, quite literally, and lymph and saline dribble all over the place. I got HIM on the joke, when he said, "I don't know, could you play guitar before?" and I said, "Yes."
"Oh," he said. "Well, yes, you should be able to."
He has me soak some more while dealing with something else. Then the nurse comes back and started bandaging every finger individually with some kind of gel, so they'd heal and not stick together.
Meantime, a specialist arrives at the curtain next to me.
"Mumble mumble."
"Okay, I need you to lean back. There we go. Got it."
Then he comes walking out holding a vibrator.
"Huh. Still running." He unscrews the base, dumps out two batteries, and says, "Energize me" when he sees the brand.
The nurse and I try not to snicker. I tried not to blush.
End result was two more weeks of codeine (I'd had my wisdom teeth done two weeks earlier, silly me), and lots of female attention I don't remember because of the codeine.