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What the **** is happening
Shoot me bby
I think he’s the last wolf and trolling the **** out of us while waiting for the write up.What the **** is happening
What the **** is happening
I think he’s the last wolf and trolling the **** out of us while waiting for the write up.
I think we ****ed up.
So like what was your wincon then, Mr. ChaosNope, not a wolf. I wish I could see the panic going down in wolf and dead chat right now, lol.
So like what was your wincon then, Mr. Chaos
But because I’m still making it to end game we still win.I already said, reach parody. Meaning get village down to one villager with no more than one living wolf. I also get a vig to use anytime, so bye bye Alley
How is reaching parity a chaos wincon? Wouldn’t that typically be a neutral 3P wincon? I’m not sure where the chaos comes into play except somehow with the vig shot?I already said, reach parody. Meaning get village down to one villager with no more than one living wolf. I also get a vig to use anytime, so bye bye Alley
I really freaking hope soBut because I’m still making it to end game we still win.
Buttttt if he has an exclusive wincon we’re screwed(Also you can keep trolling, but I know the math and won’t explain on thread so you can have your fun)
(Also you can keep trolling, but I know the math and won’t explain on thread so you can have your fun)
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methinks the lady doth protest too much
(Ew Shakespeare ew)
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So village + staggs wins!Already submitted the vig before I locked in my vote. Technically Alley is dead, but I thought I’d be nice so mods only had to do one final write-up
Buttttt if he has an exclusive wincon we’re screwed
Nah that was me and alley.Nope, not exclusive, and plenty of behind the scenes stuff as well, like that N4 no kill night…
Nah that was me and alley.
we talked through protection targets and landed on April.
you can claim N3 if ya want though.
**** meAw man, well it was fun while it lasted. Awoooooo!!!
**** me
******
Nah, I’m actually village. Just been providing the mods with entertainment
Sounds about right for a game I'm involved in.All I know is pain and agony at this point
I WAS NOT WOLF WHEN I SWORE ON MY WINE COOLERSAMAC HAS TO GIVE ME HER WINE COOLER
Doesn’t matter, I swore on my cat’s grave. PMing you my address nowI WAS NOT WOLF WHEN I SWORE ON MY WINE COOLER
Why did you lie to me Samacs?I know I wasn’t converted. But…🤨 You a wolf samac?
He literally asked me this within hours of conversion.Why did you lie to me Samacs?
…. If you were converted what would you have sent me?Doesn’t matter, I swore on my cat’s grave. PMing you my address now
I think so.I only had to eat a hat if pleasy was a wolf, right?
I guess Libby’s ashes, idk. This took a weird turn…. If you were converted what would you have sent me?
Well at least my digestive system is safeI think so.
Even if my heart is broken by the betrayalWell at least my digestive system is safe
N4: Your artificial body can’t be killed so easily, but your artificial mind is unfortunately still vulnerable to corruption. Something has gone drastically, drastically… wrong? right? in your programming. You is woof now and will be added to wolf chat with mkg, TelemarketingEnigma, and Crayola. Oh no? Oh yes.
NO
BUT I HAVE THE RIGHT WOLF PACK
…. Considering suiciding on pleasy if I’m end game by myself.
What if your night death immunity prevents it
I hate you.
(More them. Because I hate wolfing so much and I know cray knows that and this is going to go so bad)
For the love of god I adamantly want things to end early so my death can come quicker
Bussing makes me
But I feel so so stuck in it. I was all about “yep great pack!”
Thanks DubZ.
if it wasn’t obvious that I was a convert and they would get no cred for bussing me I would much prefer to be the busse
I hate wolfing so much do do do
If I’m ever converted when the entire pack is outted again I’m just falling on my sword. I really don’t like this lol
me, just over here thinking about killing pleasy tonight because I think April and alley would figure out is has to be me without shouting on thread that I’m the convert
me, half assed wolfing but still doing fine
Dead is@cubsrule4e, who was Lopez, a villager and Red Team Captain, who could PM the Blue Captain, had a 1x yeet avoidance, and a 1x chance to bestow a dead player's ability to a living player.
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Night 9
"I don't understand," said Donut. "I was so sure."
"I can't believe we were wrong. It was you all along Donut! The headlight fluid search was just an act!"
"No, Doc...it wasn't me. I swear, I might be useless but I'm not a murderer."
"Well it wasn't Sheila!
There was a pause
"Oh sweet, sweet Doc. Did you ever wonder why you were still alive? Why you remained untouched so long into this adventure? Why others with lesser skills perished before you?"
Doc turned to his friend, something in her voice making his heart hammer a little faster in his chest. Her cannon was, oddly, aimed in his direction.
"Sheila?"
"I'm sorry, Doc. Well, not really. But I kind of wish I was."
The cannon fired. Doc was gone before he'd processed the betrayal. In the next moment, Donut took cannon fire to the face as well. His jug of headlight fluid...or whatever it was...clattered to the ground.
"Dude...that was cold." said a voice behind her. Vic stood there, gazing impartially at the carnage as he had for so many years.
"Not like I had much of a choice. But victory is as sweet as ever."
Dead is@alleycat03, who was Medical Officer Super Private First Class Frank "Doc" Dufresne, a village even-night protector
and dead isThe description for the color I used for his name here is "a very pale red" and I can't stop laughing
Surviving is
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Wolves @mkg323 @TelemarketingEnigma @Crayola227 and @samac (and @Barkley13, Vic) win!
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Thank for playing everyone! Spreadsheet and Superlatives to come.
Starring:
Red Team:
1.@mkg323- Agent Wyoming, ninja wolf
2. @cubsrule4e - Lopez, village odd-night blocker turned team captain
3.@differentiating- Grif, village 1x commuter
4.@BobLoblaw78- Sarge, village odd-night item-maker
5.@sunshinefl- Simmons, village backup for Red Team captain’s original role turned odd-night blocker
6. @Stagg737 - Private Donut, village odd-night armour colour seer
7. @TelemarketingEnigma- Maine/Meta - reflexive ability seer treestump wolf
8. @Barkley13- Vic, treestump jester who could only win with VOLO/MYLO
Blue Team:
9. @Animal Midwife- Church - village treestump
10.@Dinashadow- Agent Texas (Tex) - village even-night tracker, 1x vig
11. @alleycat03 - “Doc” DuFresne, village even-night healer
12. @Aprilthearab- Tucker - village backup for Blue Team Captain turned Blue Team Captain
13. @samac - Sheila, village bulletproof converted to wolf bulletproof
14.@Zenge142- Caboose - Village Wildcard turned even-night tracker; 1x vig
15.@Crayola227- O'Malley - wolf even-night redirector, 1x force kill, 1x result thief
16.@vetschoolsletmeinplease- Andy - village bomb
With thanks to:
Tots
1. @holdthemayo
2. @kaydubs
3. @Doggo Labs
4. @alissa14
5. @supershorty
6. @Lawpy- Tater Tot with access to the spreadsheet. Too bad nobody tried to PM him when he was alive.
7. @WonderingStudent
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Wolves tried to kill samac, she was unkillable at nightUghhhhh I was considering that, and now I'm mad I didn't stick to my "obviously the last wolf is blue" logic about the team collapse, but with pleasey surprisingly flipping village I was so lost....
Still, good game, wolves! Even if I'm bummed we came so close and lost at the finish line.
If conversion was N4, what happened N3?
Hey I did tell you all that there was a wolf left on the blue team before y'all yeeted me"obviously the last wolf is blue"
we tried to kill samac lolIf conversion was N4, what happened N3?
This is just *chef's kiss*and dead isThe description for the color I used for his name here is "a very pale red" and I can't stop laughing