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Everybody knows goats run dis country.
Sure, humans think it's their farms. Their fences. Their gardens. Their garbage cans. Dat's adorable. Truth is, nothin' happens on dis mountain unless the herd says it happens. Need a fence knocked down? A flower bed "redecorated"? Somebody's prize tomatoes mysteriously disappearin' in the middle of the night? Ey... accidents happen.
For years, the families kept the peace. Everybody got their share of clover, everybody respected the peckin' order, an' nobody asked too many questions.
But lately... somebody's been breakin' the code.
Goats are disappearin'. Trusted faces are startin' to look a little too trustworthy. Every "Maaaa" sounds rehearsed. Every pair of horns could be hidin' a backstabber.
Somewhere in the herd, there's a crew lookin' to take over the city.
An' if the rest-a you don't figure out who dey are...
Fuggedaboutit.
Welcome to GGoats 4 - 4GGoat About It
The thread will be opened at 9 PM EDT.
Sure, humans think it's their farms. Their fences. Their gardens. Their garbage cans. Dat's adorable. Truth is, nothin' happens on dis mountain unless the herd says it happens. Need a fence knocked down? A flower bed "redecorated"? Somebody's prize tomatoes mysteriously disappearin' in the middle of the night? Ey... accidents happen.
For years, the families kept the peace. Everybody got their share of clover, everybody respected the peckin' order, an' nobody asked too many questions.
But lately... somebody's been breakin' the code.
Goats are disappearin'. Trusted faces are startin' to look a little too trustworthy. Every "Maaaa" sounds rehearsed. Every pair of horns could be hidin' a backstabber.
Somewhere in the herd, there's a crew lookin' to take over the city.
An' if the rest-a you don't figure out who dey are...
Fuggedaboutit.
Welcome to GGoats 4 - 4GGoat About It
The thread will be opened at 9 PM EDT.
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