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Nobody wants your old, white panel van....
I would never give up my white panel van. How do you think I pick up little young things like @WildZoo ???
Nope, this is a genuine offer for a real veterinary-related prize. Contest closes when I get a submission that meets the criteria of being a halfway decent job (as decided by me), and proof that it wasn't ripped off the Internet.
Having a hairless cat does not disqualify one from entering.
I'm impressed you've actually thought this through.