Anyone else freakin' cuz your interviews are too late for an acceptance?O_o

[jebus]

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Twix is good. Who doesn't love that cookie crunch?
can someone drop some knowledge on me here? Please explain this:

 

[C.P. Jones]

Twix is good. Who doesn't love that cookie crunch?
can someone drop some knowledge on me here? Please explain this:

know what this reminds me of....yesterday i saw 2-man luge....it was literally a guy laying down on a sled and another guy laying down on him.....i don't know why anyone would do this sport

 

[C.P. Jones]

in candy:

i'm not a fan of the chocolatey type stuff...the more gooey ones...like snickers, and the ones risa mentioned....ick

i'm more of a sweet candy type person....sweettarts, nerds, airheads, whatever....i love them

don't get me wrong, i like chocolate, but normal chocolate...actually, i love dark chocolate, especially dove dark choc.....OH and italian choc. is the best choc. ever

has anyone every had nutella....it's a chocolate hazelnut spread...so instead of peanut butter...chocolate...it's great...and at school when ppl had dumb peanut butter sandwiches....that's right, i ate chocolate mmmmmmmmmm

 

[drmota]

in candy:

i'm not a fan of the chocolatey type stuff...the more gooey ones...like snickers, and the ones risa mentioned....ick

i'm more of a sweet candy type person....sweettarts, nerds, airheads, whatever....i love them

don't get me wrong, i like chocolate, but normal chocolate...actually, i love dark chocolate, especially dove dark choc.....OH and italian choc. is the best choc. ever

has anyone every had nutella....it's a chocolate hazelnut spread...so instead of peanut butter...chocolate...it's great...and at school when ppl had dumb peanut butter sandwiches....that's right, i ate chocolate mmmmmmmmmm

nutella is the bombest. here's a little something that my friend's fiance likes to call "chocolate salami" (she's italian). melt some nutella in a bowl, and then pour it while its all gooey into aluminum foil. crumble up some graham crackers and pour them on it, and then pour a little bit of cream on there. rap up the tin foil and put it in the freezer for a few hours. thank me later.
-mota

 

[tank you]

the best chocolate bar is nutrageous, its just so sexy.

 

[jebus]

I can't have nutella anymore; I used to love it. But then my roommate told me his girl spread it on him and.... I'm pretty sure I had a jar in my hands when he told me and I just dropped it right there. I moved out soon afterwards. I don't want to know what other fetishes they were satisfying with my groceries.
But Nutella and Nilla wafer sandwiches... Mmm, there is no quasi-food-like wafer spread combination I used to love more.

 

[C.P. Jones]

I can't have nutella anymore; I used to love it. But then my roommate told me his girl spread it on him and.... I'm pretty sure I had a jar in my hands when he told me and I just dropped it right there. I moved out soon afterwards. I don't want to know what other fetishes they were satisfying with my groceries.
But Nutella and Nilla wafer sandwiches... Mmm, there is no quasi-food-like wafer spread combination I used to love more.

i think i would have spread that nutella over his computer, and then proceeded to purchase another jar, and keep it locked and under armed guard

da mota: what kind of cream? sounds good though

 

[tank you]

u know what sr really gooood, crackers and beer.

 

[drmota]

nyquil and aleve is better.
-mota

 

[Risa]

nutella is the bombest. here's a little something that my friend's fiance likes to call "chocolate salami" (she's italian). melt some nutella in a bowl, and then pour it while its all gooey into aluminum foil. crumble up some graham crackers and pour them on it, and then pour a little bit of cream on there. rap up the tin foil and put it in the freezer for a few hours. thank me later.
-mota

My freshman year, a friend and I were baking a third friend this really awesome birthday cake, which was chocolate with m&ms baked into it. One thing led to another and we accidentally ate the center of it. Solution: a nutella core. Mmmmm....

 

[tacrum43]

My freshman year, a friend and I were baking a third friend this really awesome birthday cake, which was chocolate with m&ms baked into it. One thing led to another and we accidentally ate the center of it. Solution: a nutella core. Mmmmm....

How do you "accidentally" eat the center of a cake? I mean, what happened? Did it fall on you when you had your mouth open?

 

[C.P. Jones]

My freshman year, a friend and I were baking a third friend this really awesome birthday cake, which was chocolate with m&ms baked into it. One thing led to another and we accidentally ate the center of it. Solution: a nutella core. Mmmmm....

and how is a nutella core a solution, after making that core, i would have definitely grabbed a spoon and began ruining core number II

 

[gdbaby]

When I ran out of plasma to sell, I spread nutella all over my body and took some photos. There are magazines for EVERYTHING!

 

[Risa]

How do you "accidentally" eat the center of a cake? I mean, what happened? Did it fall on you when you had your mouth open?

ha yeah something like that... baking is a very unpredictable business!

 

[Risa]

I'm a little surprised that this isn't sparking more hilarious discussion! I think you should take it over the the "premeds and sexual orientation" thread and see how it does over there 🙂

 

[jebus]

I'm a little surprised that this isn't sparking more hilarious discussion!

This morning I woke up and there was snow on the ground, I had a headache, a little bit of the sniffles, and a fever.
Olympic Fever!
Yes, it's just 6 weeks away. Wait, you wanted hilariousness....
(Don't worry, I'll do the same thing for the World Cup and the Oscars.)

 

[gdbaby]

I'm a little surprised that this isn't sparking more hilarious discussion! I think you should take it over the the "premeds and sexual orientation" thread and see how it does over there 🙂

Wouldn't you be crying too if you had found your life partner AND he owned a Playstation?

 

[drmota]

When I ran out of plasma to sell, I spread nutella all over my body and took some photos. There are magazines for EVERYTHING!

hahaha. i'm morbidly sick but now feel just a tad better.
-mota

 

[MollyMalone]

If I go crazy during finals and wind up going on a frenzied all-night Nutella binge, I'm blaming all of you. Just so you know. 😀

 

[Risa]

hahaha. i'm morbidly sick but now feel just a tad better.
-mota

awwww feel better!

 

[Risa]

Sheesh you guys this thread hasn't been hijacked for hours. What's up with that???

And... who's excited for King Kong!!! I'm going at midnight 😀

 

[drmota]

speaking of king kong...
my doctor/dad just got me Robitussin with codeine! LET THE PARTY BEGIIIIIIIN!!! .... 😴

man, i'm gonna fail these finals.
-mota

 

[jebus]

speaking of king kong...
my doctor/dad just got me Robitussin with codeine! LET THE PARTY BEGIIIIIIIN!!! .... 😴

man, i'm gonna fail these finals.
-mota

Now is your chance to sit sidewayz, while you're sippin sizzurp. In the immortal words of Mike Jones (who?) "purple drink, i'm-a po' up."
jyeah.
Maybe now all that chopped and screwed stuff will sound good.

 

[drmota]

Now is your chance to sit sidewayz, while you're sippin sizzurp. In the immortal words of Mike Jones (who?) "purple drink, i'm-a po' up."
jyeah.
Maybe now all that chopped and screwed stuff will sound good.

for real though. all i need is a styrofoam cup.
-mota

 

[jebus]

Did you know gdbaby got offered a scholarship at Iowa? Lady, you can try to lie us, even though we all know lies made baby jeebus cry, but I know the truth.
Half of your tuition? Put that $50 down on that Corolla!

 

[gdbaby]

Did you know gdbaby got offered a scholarship at Iowa? Lady, you can try to lie us, even though we all know lies made baby jeebus cry, but I know the truth.
Half of your tuition? Put that $50 down on that Corolla!

HA! I think weez all on the Codine, or maybe some Chronic fo shizzle.

True, true, I don't want to piss off Jesus so close to his birthday. Thanks for your f'ed up version of a congrats! I love it!

Mota, baby, is there anything I can do to make you feel better? Should I send the nutella photo?

 

[tank you]

thats pretty sweet gdbaby.

has anyone here read the book prep? its supposed to be good.

 

[jebus]

I saw this on CNN while I was at the gym and I almost fell down - and this time it wasn't because some girl in an impossibly tight pair of yoga shorts was bending over in front of me.
Kazahkstan has taken down Borat Sagdiyev's site.

I wanted to find a sad picture of Borat, but there are no sad pictures. He is too happy. This is the saddest one I could find.

 

[drmota]

ha. good thing i got those pictures off the site before they closed it down. btw, chapelle's show is coming back. holler

and gdbaby, if i ever saw your kid in real life, i would eat him. cutest kid i've ever seen. nutella pictures would be nice. this codeine really isn't cutting it.

-mota

 

[gdbaby]

ha. good thing i got those pictures off the site before they closed it down. btw, chapelle's show is coming back. holler

and gdbaby, if i ever saw your kid in real life, i would eat him. cutest kid i've ever seen. nutella pictures would be nice. this codeine really isn't cutting it.

-mota

Looks just like his mom....

You don't know how happy the chapelle news makes me. It is the only show where I have actually lost bladder control watching it!

Searching for the photo...let's see...gdbaby in the hottub, gdbaby at the toga party, gdbaby with handsome stranger and whiskey sour....ahhh college!

 

[drmota]

Searching for the photo...let's see...gdbaby in the hottub, gdbaby at the toga party, gdbaby with handsome stranger and whiskey sour....ahhh college!

you're a freak. and i LIKE it. ok back to house.
-mota

 

[gdbaby]

Hey! Moosepilot's post on the annual awards just made me think of something...Where's Turkeyman!?!?!?

 

[jebus]

Hey! Moosepilot's post on the annual awards just made me think of something...Where's Turkeyman!?!?!?

His post made me think of something entirely different: Moosepilot fcuked up the list.
I bet he smells like moose poo. Enough! I have a desiccated squirrel carcass to fill with franzia. Yes, the best wines come in boxes.

 

[gdbaby]

His post made me think of something entirely different: Moosepilot fcuked up the list.
I bet he smells like moose poo. Enough! I have a desiccated squirrel carcass to fill with franzia. Yes, the best wines come in boxes.

Did you know that bitch hog costs $325!!!! That at least calls for Berringer's Zin

 

[jebus]

When I went to that lady's website I was really tempted to get the trophy head of the squirrel. It was $75 though (but I really did like the pic of it on the wall next to the deer and the bear) and that's too expensive for a novelty gift. Looks like I'll be getting everyone dime bags again this year.

I will not go fancier than Boone's Hill.

 

[letmein!please?]

nutella is the bombest. here's a little something that my friend's fiance likes to call "chocolate salami" (she's italian). melt some nutella in a bowl, and then pour it while its all gooey into aluminum foil. crumble up some graham crackers and pour them on it, and then pour a little bit of cream on there. rap up the tin foil and put it in the freezer for a few hours. thank me later.
-mota

Mota, what type of cream? I want a chocolate salami!

 

[drmota]

Mota, what type of cream? I want a chocolate salami!

cream man! CREAM! like whipping cream.
-mota

 

[gdbaby]

cream man! CREAM! like whipping cream.
-mota

This is the funniest reply ever! I can just imagine you yelling at your computer screen "WTF!!!!"

 

[drmota]

today's theme is analogies.

antibiotics::me

guns:: would have been to the native americans
clothes::aborigines
condoms:: porn stars
children:: michael jackson
9 bullets:: 50 cent

i love you antibiotics. thank you for saving my life.
-mota

 

[bubbleyum]

well gdbaby, now instead of people thinking you are a middle-aged pudgy man, they can think you are a cute lil' kid! heh.

 

[gdbaby]

Okay here we go:

finals::Me as...

marriage #1::me
medium rare steak::grill
conquest of interior African countries::European Age of Discovery
comedy::SNL
"Must See TV"::NBC

Done. Over. Finito.

 

[jebus]

Coca Cola is going to start selling Coca Cola Blak, a coffee flavoured brown sugar water concoction.
Apparently their new tagline is "Welcome to the Coke side of life." When I tried tell that to people I got hassled by the man and became unnaturally scared about dropping soap.

 

[C.P. Jones]

cream man! CREAM! like whipping cream.
-mota

finally, i asked you this like 3 days ago...i was thinking more along the lines of boston cream cream (creme?)....cuz that's more like the cake cream, and i figured that would be deserving of nutella as a companion, but whipping cream is also good.....i've always called it whipped cream though

 

[tacrum43]

cream man! CREAM! like whipping cream.
-mota

I thought you meant actual cream. You know, like you put in coffee. Whipped cream makes more sense though.

I'm actually not a fan of nutella though. Please don't kill me. 😱

 

[MollyMalone]

I'm actually not a fan of nutella though. Please don't kill me. 😱

Just kidding... hell, that means more for the rest of us!

... <looks at scale> ...

 

[Risa]

I thought you meant actual cream. You know, like you put in coffee. Whipped cream makes more sense though.

My understanding (haha we're making way too big a deal out of this) is that the kind of cream that you put in coffee is heavy cream, which is synonymous with whipping cream. Whipping cream (AKA heavy cream) is what you whip to make whipped cream.

No?

 

[jebus]

Here's a whole bunch of pedantic shizznit.

ok, here's the deal, lady:
I was driving by a park today and there was an old man in the middle of a field doing the robot and it was just the dopest thing I've ever seen. Ok, maybe he was having a seizure or something, I can't be bothered with details. My point is, it's like corn on the cob in a time machine. Well, maybe not, but corn on the cob is really good.

 

[tacrum43]

My understanding (haha we're making way too big a deal out of this) is that the kind of cream that you put in coffee is heavy cream, which is synonymous with whipping cream. Whipping cream (AKA heavy cream) is what you whip to make whipped cream.

No?

Yes, whipping cream = heavy cream, but whipping cream is not the same as whipped cream. Whipped cream is whipping cream that has already been whipped. 🙂

edit: I think that's what you were already saying. My original point was that I thought Damota meant to use cream (as in non-whipped). That would make the cake rather soggy I would think. And yes, no one cares. This has gone way too far.

 

[drmota]

cream. it can and should not be WHIPPED, but rather in the liquid form. so buy WHIPPING cream (which is intended for whippage), but DO NOT whip it. then put the UNwhipped cream in the chocolate salami. feel free to whip the **** out of the remainder of your whipping cream. or leave it unwhipped. i, frankly, dont care whether you whip or don't whip. but be sure to WIPE after you go potty. that's a whole nother issue.
-mota

 

[C.P. Jones]

wow, you learn something new every day!

since i have no idea what this unwhipped whipping cream business is all about, can someone just make it for me and send it to me? thanks.

ps, i found a jar of nutella upstairs in my house, let the party begin 😀