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YES!!! GO IRELAND!!!!!!!!!
AWWARDS 2019
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YES!!! GO IRELAND!!!!!!!!!
WildZoo
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THAT'S RIGHTMost Likely To Choke
Runner up is:@genny
Winning is:@WildZoo
WOLVES BETTER KILL ME OR THEY'LL HAVE TO TAKE ME TO ENDGAME
WHERE I'LL HELP THEM WIN
wait
I mean I literally had her role name, the kills were accompanied by screeeeeee and I let her sweet talk me with "I'm the good banshee, I swear"
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wow!!
Runner up should have been mutts 90s cant kill people born in the 80s theory!
So are you like the steve harvey with way too many buttons whos just here for dramatic effect?
keep scrolling!
im pretending to be surprised since i already know all the results
Did i win?
It’s a microchip.
ask midwife
@cdoconn
Why are they vaccinating the dog with a microchip? Shouldn't that go between the shoulders?
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I feel like we should have forced people to be more specific about my absurdities because that was a lot of hard worn paranoia
this was the creative direction i was given
Think of it like this: they were all such great tinfoils, it was too hard to choose just one.
Yessssssss that was my sweet baby boy
It should. I couldn’t tell you WHY they’re putting it there but that is 100% a microchip. One of my old jobs used those same ones
Most Commonly Village Read
Runner up is:
Winning is:
Runner up is:
@PippyPony
Winning is:
@Animal Midwife
Technically I don't think 90s qualified
Because dojo hound would have been nominated and you probably would have won coziest pocket lol
Most Commonly Village Read
Runner up is:@PippyPony
Winning is:@Animal Midwife
Ok, moving along......
wo-Most Commonly Village Read
Runner up is:@PippyPony
Winning is:@Animal Midwife
HEY RIGGED
Next year we should break this out into Incorrectly vs Correctly village readMost Commonly Village Read
Runner up is:@PippyPony
Winning is:@Animal Midwife
@Coopah will crush the Incorrectly read
Coziest pocket? Was that a thing? AM take notes for next year!
@Melchizedek @StayingPositive2017 @mizchiefmanaged
I, too, routinely stand on the opposite side of the animal that I am injecting to increase the likelihood of microchipping my own finger or sustaining a bite wound to the face. I really like going through airport security with a finger full of microchips just to mess with TSA's minds.
wow!!
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One time I microchipped a foster kitty and she was so tiny and the gauge was so big it hit her in the right shoulder blade and her arm went limp. Brought her to ER and they got her on some steroids. The girl helping me that night ended up adopting her and she turned out to be very agile and left handed 😉
Wow. I quit.
@cdoconn ADDY!!!!!Most Commonly Village Read
Runner up is:@PippyPony
Winning is:@Animal Midwife
BLASPHEMER
@cdoconn SIMBA
Like not even runner up? Seriously? So basically if Im up for lynch ever again I can just link to this thread.
That's such a wolfy reaction.
Thank you thank you
You all suck at reading me
I am the greatest ever to WW
*Insert more mel-isms*
*Drop Mic*
I think the voting has been tampered with.
I mean, I keep yelling at everyone that you are village, so.
You can blame me for this
Right? And yet not even runner up.
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This thread has way too many wows 
WE NEED MORE MANUFACTURED SURPRISEThis thread has way too many wows
I mean, you are a doctor -- the most recently published research shows you are 3x more likely to be wolf than the average citizen. We didn't know then what we know now. Science is always progressing
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Runner ups are:
Winning is:
Runner ups are:
@Animal Midwife @Barkley13 @genny @mypetmoose
Winning is:
@WildZoo
