Bad Apples Speed WW Sign Ups & Game Thread

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Apple Pie: Your win condition has changed! You will now only win if you – and only you – are lynched.
**** me lol
God damn it I don't know how to get lynched haha
Wait was this real, before I keep trying to throw myself into the oven? Haha
Yes, this was real lol
Cool, here we goooo
yesss do it
I don't know how to do this lmao
 
What does apple butter do???
The broad categories basically break down into:
  • could get good info, but could also flip affiliations or goals
  • get good info, but may be hard to interpret
  • miscellaneous lol
If you're in the apple butter category you either send your affiliation to someone else or you get a gif of a dancing pineapple
 
oh god

here we go
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Apple Turnover: You are now the opposite affiliation. (so you are now a Good Apple)
A sauced up doctor saunters in and tells you, with great confidence, that Cubs is a Good Apple as of the end of this round.

A second sauced up doctor saunters in after the first and also tells you, with great confidence, that Paws is a Good Apple as of the end of this round.
 
I still haven't gotten out of bed to go get cookie dough. Help.

(maybe I should grab a beer too? :thinking:)
This is my plan

First I need to get off the couch to throw another log on the fire.

My whole driveway is covered in snow, I think I may just let it freeze there so I am trapped
 
This is my plan

First I need to get off the couch to throw another log on the fire.

My whole driveway is covered in snow, I think I may just let it freeze there so I am trapped
It's snowpocalypse right now, so I'm def watching it from the window and hiding in my bed while I drink beer and eat cookie dough

Should we re-tag some peeps? See if they can play?
sure
 
Game #3 Roster:

  1. @PippyPony
  2. @Melchizedek
  3. @Barkley13
  4. @Animal Midwife
  5. @capri1722
  6. @cubsrule4e
  7. ?
Feel free to add others or remove yourself as you see fit

I'm not married to any start times, so feel free to suggest any at your leisure

I'm probably going to call this as the last game of the day so I can get back to reading the Terry Pratchett book I'm working on right now, but we can always roll these out again on other days since they're very easy to mod
 
Psssshhh

Sclera
Retina
Cornea
Pupil
Iris
Lens

You done!
Things I took away from ophtho lectures:
-don't grid a cats eye
-don't give put steroids on a cats eye
-if you do put steroids on a cats eye and they develop an ulcer, ophtho clinician is going to murder you
-here's what you can do in GP. But like don't, because you're an idiot and will probably mess it up. But like you can totally try anyway
-actually just don't touch the eyes period because you're gonna **** it up and then clinician is going to murder you
-if you refer because you don't want to **** it up and owners don't go fast enough, clinician is still going to murder you for doing nothing
 
Things I took away from ophtho lectures:

-here's what you can do in GP. But like don't, because you're an idiot and will probably mess it up. But like you can totally try anyway
-actually just don't touch the eyes period because you're gonna **** it up and then clinician is going to murder you
-if you refer because you don't want to **** it up and owners don't go fast enough, clinician is still going to murder you for doing nothing

This is pretty much accurate for humans as well haha
 
Things I took away from ophtho lectures:
-don't grid a cats eye
-don't give put steroids on a cats eye
-if you do put steroids on a cats eye and they develop an ulcer, ophtho clinician is going to murder you
-here's what you can do in GP. But like don't, because you're an idiot and will probably mess it up. But like you can totally try anyway
-actually just don't touch the eyes period because you're gonna **** it up and then clinician is going to murder you
-if you refer because you don't want to **** it up and owners don't go fast enough, clinician is still going to murder you for doing nothing
This is pretty much accurate for humans as well haha
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