Memes of Podiatry

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Motivated pre-pods be like…

 

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[Retrograde_Nail]

This was a swift kick to the balls. Nurses and hospitalists who are extremely smart know how to get what they want from podiatry

 

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This is 1000% true. Even more embarrassing when you’re clipping said patient’s nails and ortho walks by to check on the same patient.

 

[Weirdy]

Had this happen. Double consulted for "red swollen toe with wound concern for infection". Paged us after double consulting us. Turns out it was just nails. Patient didn't even know why we were there.

 

[Adam Smasher]

Just don't carry your nippers around with you, apologize for the miscommunication "I didn't bring my instrumentation," write your note "recommend outpatient followup," and bill the patient.

 

[Hybrocure]

If you want the nail consults to stop just bring your goniometer with you and conduct biomechanical exams in the hallway on bedbound patients.

That’s part of the physical exam right?

Nurses will shut down those bs consults quick once they know you’re conducting gait exams.

On a side note - does anyone know the RCSP of a prosthetic leg?

 

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If you want the nail consults to stop just bring your goniometer with you and conduct biomechanical exams in the hallway on bedbound patients.

That’s part of the physical exam right?

Nurses will shut down those bs consults quick once they know you’re the only one conducting gait exams.

On a side note - does anyone know the RCSP of a prosthetic leg?

Finally a practical application for the goniometer. I was convinced that the only use left would be to spank my future children with it.

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Delighted to see optho bro joining the lobster game.

 

[Retrograde_Nail]

Had this happen. Double consulted for "red swollen toe with wound concern for infection". Paged us after double consulting us. Turns out it was just nails. Patient didn't even know why we were there.

This is honestly not right. Meaning you could report this with the hospital for fraud.

I'm at a relatively big hospital. We don't do toenails ever inpatient. Yet they continue to consult us for them. Myself and my partners routinely refuse this. You don't have to go.

 

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This is honestly not right. Meaning you could report this with the hospital for fraud.

I'm at a relatively big hospital. We don't do toenails ever inpatient. Yet they continue to consult us for them. Myself and my partners routinely refuse this. You don't have to go.

The other day I had somebody ask if I would come do it as an outpatient because they lived far away and didn't want to make a special trip as an outpatient. I said no and you also do not need to come see me as an outpatient either.

Edit: non diabetic patient.

 

[Shiyuan]

The other day I had somebody ask if I would come do it as an outpatient because they lived far away and didn't want to make a special trip as an outpatient. I said no and you also do not need to come see me as an outpatient either.

Oooo burn

 

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Said no one ever…

 

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My god is this such a beautiful meme

 

[podourology]

I'm guilty of this ngl.

 

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Last one from me.

 

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spouse works as a resident manager. Plumber fixes a pipe, teaches me how to do it. Charges the complex 200 bucks for 30 minutes of work.

 

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last one.

 

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Delighted to see optho bro joining the lobster game.

Well known that I’m cool with those of the crustacean persuasion

 

[Adam Smasher]

How Lobsters See, and How Lobster Eyes Work

Lobsters can see through your clothes? Not really. But lobsters do have special eyes that enable them to see in low light 300 feet below the ocean surface.

lobsteranywhere.com

Surprisingly interesting short article on lobster eyes

 

[HardRoadPaved]

How Lobsters See, and How Lobster Eyes Work

Lobsters can see through your clothes? Not really. But lobsters do have special eyes that enable them to see in low light 300 feet below the ocean surface.

lobsteranywhere.com

Surprisingly interesting short article on lobster eyes

I always assumed it was something like this...

 

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Well then Washington will win since they are real football players, not Juco transfers.

 

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