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After the night’s events, you would think people would need some time to digest all that had gone on.. but no, not this group… Kakuru immediately jumps up and fingers Kaydubs as a soldier of the oppressive system of supreme power – or something like that. Who can really understand what Kakuru is talking about ½ the time anyway?

Kaydubs immediately denies her soldiering credentials, but really, who cares what Kaydubs has to say when DocE, JDH, and to a lesser extent PetPony are dominating the radio waves with their talk radio sensationalism. We haven’t seen such thrilling repartee since, well since last game if truth be told…

And so the bandwagon runs unimpeded as the masses focus on the soap opera that is JDH/Doc. Finally JDH leaves off to continue his dying at work, and the mob is ready for some Kaydubian blood.

They move to chop her into little pieces to be sure to the job right, when Kaydubs moves up front announcing… “I am a noble Knight and will not permit you to harm me.” The crowd stops to think about what they are doing, when a sword is launched from a grassy knoll… no one knows who really WAIT, no that is not the way it happened. What really happened is a bunch of blood thirsty villagers all moved forward and the clash of swords began. Kaydubs fighting like a dervish for her life managed to parry thrust after thrust, but eventually grew tired (or I grew tired writing… not sure which one) and one of the villagers got a lucky stab that chopped off her arm. Like a Quentin Tarrantino film… blood splattered everywhere…. Kaydubs immediately applied a field bandage to her now stubby little limb, but still stood her ground. The crowd was a bit awed by her tolerance for pain, and thought that perhaps it was true, perhaps she was a noble knight, and they best leave her be, until they were more sure of themselves (or perhaps had a few ales at the local pub to get up their courage).

So Kaydubs stood her ground, and the lemmings slunk away, planning new treacheries for the evening, new back-stabbings, new plots of evil or good or sex or whatever it is they think they have been doing.

You got your blood and gore, but the body count remains the same………..

It is Night 5 You have until 9pm EST to send PMs. Please get them in early.

There are STILL 27 players left in the game.. sort of.

Camelot
1- NStarz
2- that redhead
3-kaydubs
Lissarae06

Castle Anthrax
3- Foxhunter
Cuitl

Castle Gateway
1- Jamr0ckin
2- jjohnston
3- MrsSOV
4- FTB
5- WTF

Cave of Caerbannog
1- Orca2011
3-hedgie
4- equineconstant
5- zany
6- nohika

Aaaaaarrrrgggg
2- FFM
3- swingnsave
dyachei

French Castle
1- kakuru
2- TT
SNS

Bridge of Death
Nyanko

Gorge of Eternal Peril
Pet Pony
JDH
DocE
Abbers

On the cutting room floor (= dead)
The LIS, village witch
Orcagirl, Sir Hector, the Unworthy
WS, Concorde
Samoa, Knights who say Ni

As per usual, I have updated post #1 with the links to the writeups.
 
DocEspana said:
I feel like colonel Nathan Jessup from a few good men.

"You have the luxury of not knowing what I know. That JDH's death, while tragic, probably saved lives. And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves lives. You don't want the truth because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me on that wall, you need me on that wall."

I play for keeps. And I kill those who are shady characters. Come on. He's the friggen french man. They kill a squire. So yes I order a code red once in a while. But this must always be said: my play style saves lives. You can all vilify me, but I've been fighting the good fight this game and JDH wants his last laugh to be me dying as a villain even after I helped identify Samoa and him.
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Good grief. Lawl

Yes guys. DocE is like the US Marines now! 👍
 
StartingoverVet said:
I am thinking of bringing back LIS just to join the discussion, and giving DVMD a special guest appearance as well. Then I can just rename the gorge..... "Hell".
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The LIS declines and chooses death. 🙂

Unless DVMD and I can come back into our own little area.
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DocEspana said:
Andi can tell you abbers is good and PP may be, its not clear. But Jdh is straight lupine.
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DocE is doing so much talking but it's not helping me trust him. He knows my role yet he's still not happy.

I can't say I trust Abber but at least a bit more than DocE. Bring her back and then please me. I don't know about DocE. Or jdh. Although I like jdh better right now than DocE. But either one I have no clue about.
 
Also, I want to get this out in case I do not make it back fully alive.

What do you think about the anarchy-syndicalist commune vs the autocratic system. Would members of each be good or bad?
 
No one has seriously noticed that the black Knight killed me and the rabbit killed abber? The same types of wolf induced death that happens every night.

Are you now suggesting I had my own wolves kill me?
 
Anyhow SOV said that Samoa could have been "back-converted" so I'm not altogether sure that there is necessarily one cohesive group of wolves.
 
Just everyone. Notice someone is torn to shreds by a large force every day and someone is stabbed to death every day. No one seems to doubt the black Knight must be a wolf character. Bit yet people dobt trust me when I was clearly killed by said black knight.

Just sort of ridiculous. Still, please I'd rather go down with Jdh than see anyone listen to an word he has to say except his support of Abber. Abber is a good soul.
 
DocEspana said:
Just everyone. Notice someone is torn to shreds by a large force every day and someone is stabbed to death every day. No one seems to doubt the black Knight must be a wolf character. Bit yet people dobt trust me when I was clearly killed by said black knight.

Just sort of ridiculous. Still, please I'd rather go down with Jdh than see anyone listen to an word he has to say except his support of Abber. Abber is a good soul.
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If there were two groups of wolves that didn't know about each other a wolf could be killed at night by the other group.
 
Ok... Still way behind. I can vouch for DocE- unless he's been converted (which seems highly unlikely at this point). He has a role. It was a very useful role. I can also vouch for Abbers. So let me just say that we lost 2 very important people that night. DocE never claimed to be a seer. He had the luck of having the director's chair for a few nights and thus was able to find out specific role info, but not character names.
 
LetItSnow said:
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That's what you get for killing off some of your active players. 🙂
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hmmmmm.... mods do not kill players.... players kill players...... 🙄


talk to your fellow players about that one sir 😀
 
devyn said:
hmmmmm.... mods do not kill players.... players kill players...... 🙄


talk to your fellow players about that one sir 😀
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In SOV games? Nobody knows WHO kills players. 🙂
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sorry I missed the lynch guys. I had a doctor's appointment this morning and like an idiot, I forgot my phone. Then we went to Lowe's to get paint for the nursery and I just now got caught up. I would have voted for kaydubs anyway. LIS and I both talked about how we were suspicious of her when we were in the gorge. I agree that she sounds like the Black Knight.
 
le sigh... DocE was a protector. He protected people by sexing them...
 
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Also- whoever insulted me- I am deeply offended. I do not smell like a fish!
 
Foxhunter said:
le sigh... DocE was a protector. He protected people by sexing them...
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I don't even know what this means...😱 all I can say is that I am happy that I haven't received his "protection" 😀
 
:laugh:

MrsSOV, are you still busy with grad school? Or off for break now? 🙂
 
Foxhunter said:
le sigh... DocE was a protector. He protected people by sexing them...
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Ooooh. So that's what what going on between DocE and jdh... Lovers quarrel!

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Jamr0ckin said:
Ooooh. So that's what what going on between DocE and jdh... Lovers quarrel!

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It honestly is the most accurate description possible. Cause I think we will both admit that we respect and fear (to a healthy extent) each other in WW games.
 
PetPony said:
:laugh:

MrsSOV, are you still busy with grad school? Or off for break now? 🙂
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PP - it is winter break for me now :hardy: - howevah, I still have 3 term papers due mid/late- January :scared: But for now, I'm not going to think about anything except who to lynch next...😉

Wherever you are (the Gorge of what..?), PP, hang in there! :xf:
 
Hey Dev-

Get the gerbils ready to the run the supercomputer...we are going to be RNGing a lot of actions tonight...

I love it when the mods get to take over and do whatever the heck we want. :meanie:

Let me know when you're ready.

SOV
 
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In another miraculous feat, Concode the Human Horse rises again! 👍

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StartingoverVet said:
Hey Dev-

Get the gerbils ready to the run the supercomputer...we are going to be RNGing a lot of actions tonight...

I love it when the mods get to take over and do whatever the heck we want. :meanie:

Let me know when you're ready.

SOV
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The gerbils are busy eating..... then they were planning to get drunk..... 😕

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We might have to tackle this without them....


wolfspeaker said:
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In another miraculous feat, Concode the Human Horse rises again! 👍

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:uhno:
 
night essentially closed... just waiting for one more essential PM.. but we might start sending out PMs early.....

or we might not...

the gerbils are happy they will not be needed and are currently swimming in devyn's whiskey vat.
 
PetPony said:
Also, I want to get this out in case I do not make it back fully alive.

What do you think about the anarchy-syndicalist commune vs the autocratic system. Would members of each be good or bad?
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Also, this is kind of important.
 
PetPony said:
Also, this is kind of important.
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Unfortunately I have no idea about this. 🙁 Husband says syndicate often referrs to gangsters/criminals.

Autocracy is a ruling by one....so like a monarchy/kingship?
 
So after the lamest lynch attempt of the game, the villagers did in fact scheme in the background to make a concerted effort to coordinate their activities…

We interrupt this broadcast to bring you some breaking news……

Just in from the Moderator Department of Justice:

The moderators have conferred in closed court and have passed decision on the first accused brought to the court charged under the Foxhunter rule. That redhead, not having posted on the thread, although her weekend trip ended on Sunday, has been found guilty of non-participation and we, the administers of mod justice, sentence her to death by electrocution…
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Any significant parts to her role have been reassigned. Let this be a warning to the rest of you.. Post/PM or DIE!

We now return you to our regularly scheduled night results show..
(sponsored by Trojans, when protection is REALLY important).

So as I was saying… there was a concerted effort to bring jungle justice to a single player. Now, normally in these write-ups we try to maintain the anonymity to protect the privacy of our players, but let's face it, we all know who the target is tonight, there has been a rush to judgment (rightly or wrongly – I ain't saying) on kaydubs.

So tonight she was first the subject of attack by good ole Excalibur. But kaydubs was able to niftly defend herself and was slightly injured. Then she was the target of a hand grenade (perhaps of the holy type?), but a quick jump over a log, again left her only slightly injured. Then poor old kaydubs got a cow dumped on her. At this point she was a bit slow from the grenades and swords, not to mention the sword fight earlier that she was met square on by that cow. As one observer noted "that is one dangerous fecking cow". It is also possible that someone even threw a shrubbery at her, but that was a hearsay report. Anyways, good thing for her she was so strong that she could deflect it with her good arm…. Now, some say that her arm came clear off from the impact, but other observers say hogwash. There was no evidence of the limb to be found, so you will have to draw your own judgment (those in favor of the arm coming off theory say there was ANOTHER COW nibbling on the arm…… I mean I know cows will eat anything but that does NOT sound right).

So everything but the kitchen sink was thrown at Kaydubs (I guess if they had kitchen sinks they would have thrown those too), but she survived the encounter, and proudly went on her way, licking her wounds.

Amidst all of this chaos, there were no insults thrown last night, no messages sent, not even a coconut to be found. It was turning out to be a rather uneventful night otherwise. Well that was until a newt was spotted running away from the village, and it seemed a bit agitated with a "did you really do this to me?" look on its face.

The Return of the Newt (Isn't that Episode 6?) was a bad omen as Dyachei was found shortly thereafter beaten to a pulp. The villagers quickly gathered her up and dumped her into gorge, as there were rumors that she had the plague and had been sickly for several days.

Alas, the night is not over, since this very same plague had been running through many villages nearby it had made for one cranky, overworked, cartsperson of the dead. Kicking at newts, and dead cows, and shrubs, the cartsperson quickly made it to the gorge to clean up the area once again.

The cartsperson seemed to be particularly annoyed when encountering DocEspana - almost like they had some "history" together. What commenced then was the most brutal beatdown you have ever seen, with every kick delivered accompanied by some mutterings under the cartsperson's breath. Needless to say, DocE quickly succumbed to his wounds and was then arranged very precisely in the cart. So we have seen the end of DocEspana aka Zoot, the horny nun.

The cartsperson then came upon JDH and was heard to say "ah, this one." JDH was given one small kick and then whooooooooosh….. an enormous expelling of gas occurred, the eructation completely blowing away JDH's abdomen. "Always knew he was full of hot air," was the comment then heard. No surprise to see the death of JDH71, Guy de Loimbard, French castle owner . The cartsperson also put JDH in the cart very carefully, but this time it was done in such a way that a VERY SUGGESTIVE POSE was created, and I would describe it here, but really, those kinds of things cannot be discussed in this forum.. For more details go to …..nah forget it.. I am sure you wouldn't be interested.

Next the cartsperson came to PetPony. PetPony had died of neglect. No abuse was necessary to end her life. Run, run, run in heaven PetPony, soothsayer and seer where perhaps SOMEONE will actually believe in you. The cartsperson throws Petpony in the cart decidedly away from the 2 male corpses engaged in their final acts.

Finally the cartsperson came upon Abbercadaver and Dyachei. The two of them are contemplated carefully, and before the cartsperson can even say a word, Dyachei jumps up into the cart saying "I'll do anything to be rid of this accursed illness, MOVE ME, I am ready to go," so there ends the tale of Dyachei, Dr. Winston, the healer .

The cartsperson looks at abbercadaver who says "I am feeling much better". The cartsperson gives her a little poke, and she does in fact seem better. So abbercadaver is allowed to leave the gorge and re-enter the land of the living, the fighting, the bickering, and the disagreeing.

The cartsperson spits, heads off, and can be heard for miles yelling :"Bring out yer dead" &#8230;. <sound of hitting a pan>.. "bring out yer dead"&#8230; ad nauseum.

It is Day 6 You have until 8 am EST to send vote... or earlier if you bandwagon again.

There are now verily 22 players left in the game

Camelot
1- NStarz
3-kaydubs
Lissarae06

Castle Anthrax
3- Foxhunter
Cuitl

Castle Gateway
1- Jamr0ckin
2- jjohnston
3- MrsSOV
4- FTB
5- WTF

Cave of Caerbannog
1- Orca2011
3-hedgie
4- equineconstant
5- zany
6- nohika

Aaaaaarrrrgggg
2- FFM
3- swingnsave
abbercadaver

French Castle
nyanko
2- TT
SNS

Bridge of Death
kakurubird

Gorge of Eternal Peril
<empty>

On the cutting room floor (= dead)
The LIS, village witch
Orcagirl, Sir Hector, the Unworthy
WS, Concorde
Samoa, Knights who say Ni
Dyachei Dr. Winston
PetPony Soothsayer
JDH Guy de Lombaird, French castleowner
DocE the horny nun
that redhead mod killed and role reassigned if necessary

As per usual, I will update post #1 with the link to the writeup
 
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