Serial/Criminal Minds WW - Game Thread

[Crayola227]

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I would die

on the upside if he does, and only has one kill ... yeet him again tomorrow?

Oh yeah, I didn't really think that through that it would lead to another crack at the nut

 

[Crayola227]

The silence from Mel and AM is concerning.

Wonder how much to read into AM's no vote for her being village.

Frak if AM was right about TME.... does this mean she's gonna give me and Mel the whip for how this turned out?

 

[Crayola227]

But would TME be posting the way she is??

Although I definitely have set an example for my wolf cubs to never stop trolling village until the write up is posted

 

[Crayola227]

Sigh, wolf AM and TME both could have surmised that Mel and I at end game might vote in a way just to avoid losing to the other. Wouldn't that just be a delicious outcome.

 

[kaydubs]

Day Five

“So, the latest serial murderer. Some might even call him a psychopath. Is it true the authorities apprehended a suspect?”

“We can neither confirm nor—”

“It’s THE sniper, isn’t it!? Is it true he sent recordings to the police to taunt them?”

“Our profile indicated he craved attention above all else. We knew by baiting him and making him think we planned to shift our focus elsewhere was enough to make him slip.”

The agents moved away from the podium and headed back into the police headquarters despite the shouted questions from the rabid crowd of reporters.

Awaiting trial is @Melchizedek , who was "a psychopath who craves attention," a vanilla villager.

“This is an experienced sniper who can account for timing. After the first shot, no one moves. People are puzzled. Everyone's reaction is to look for a source of the sound. After the second shot, it takes the average person one and a half seconds to cognitively process that they're in a potentially life-threatening situation. It takes another .7 seconds for a physical response to kick in. By which time the third shot has already been fired.”

3 players remain
1. @Crayola227
2. @Animal Midwife
6. @TelemarketingEnigma

Locked Up:
12. @alleycat03 - in good physical condition - vanillager
4. @Zenge142 - displays extreme levels of disorganization - vanillager
13. @mkg323 - has ample time and means to carry out their crimes - village blocker
5. @genny - Jason Gideon - 3p serial killer
9. @vetschoolsletmeinplease - likely try to insert themselves into the investigation - vanillager
3. @samac - probably a loner and cannot keep a job - vanillager
7.7. @Stagg737 - an extreme narcissist, bordering on having a God complex - village gleaner
8. @Viscernable - a female in her early to mid 30s with low self-esteem - village one shot night vig
7. @cubsrule4e - not a sadist, as their victims were not tortured or mutilated - vanillager
11. @Melchizedek - a psychopath who craves attention - vanillager

On the Lam:
10. @BobLoblaw78 - Penelope Garcia - WOLF hacker

Subs:
1. @SportPonies
2. @MOOSEygoosey

Tots:
1. smol @supershorty
2. @Lawpy
3. @Dinashadow
4. @Barkley13
5. @Zeppelyn

It is now Night 5. Address your PMs and give SDN a chance to throw a tantrum.

~Table of Contents~​

 

[TelemarketingEnigma]

rip

congrats AM

 

[kaydubs]

night closed, writeup once I give sdn a chance to flip tfo

 

[Crayola227]

So still Mel's fault. TME and I could have voted AM, but she would have rather tied it up by voting me than voting herself. With Mel stuck on me we didn't have a good chance.

 

[Crayola227]

There was once a time where getting Mel dead before end game was my highest goal no matter my Aff, no joke. Not because I hate the man I actually love him.

Maybe motherhood really is making me soft in my old age lol

Lol if AM won, wondering if I should reexamine this idea. Maybe getting him dead is still the right way to play....

 

[kaydubs]

Night Five

An agent met the squad car and led the suspect, a white male aged in his mid to late 20s, from the vehicle as the people operating their cameras looked on.

He looked tired. Exhausted even.

“Aren’t you glad to have gotten another killer off the streets?”

The agent turned his face away from the cameras and kept walking without a word.

The press liaison moved to meet the crowd. “The most recent arrest involved someone who killed people by having them choke on their own votes. We think the choking was symbolic, perhaps of self-hatred. More details will be released as they become available.”

Awaiting trial is @TelemarketingEnigma , who was "a white male aged in his mid to late 20s," a vanilla villager.

There is nothing quite like the irony of choking on your words.

~~~

Another police car arrived. Two agents went to collect the occupant from the back seat.

The noise of the comments from the reporters faded in and out.

“I think their profile said something about a psychotic break.”

“She tied up her victims and tortured them for days to weeks.”

“Basically she had sex with them until she killed them.”

“Sex as a weapon? Wow.”

Awaiting trial is @Crayola227 , who was "suffered a psychotic break," a vanilla villager.

Sex is like an atom bomb. A potent weapon which fascinates and frightens.

Only one remained. She hadn’t killed anyone exactly. She just 20 questioned them into submission. Rarely did she have to break out all twenty in her arsenal.

Human curiosity, the urge to know, is a powerful force and is perhaps the best secret weapon of all in the struggle to unravel the workings of the natural world.

WOLF PACK WINS

2. @Animal Midwife - Derek Morgan - invisaWOLF

Locked Up:
12. @alleycat03 - in good physical condition - vanillager
4. @Zenge142 - displays extreme levels of disorganization - vanillager
13. @mkg323 - has ample time and means to carry out their crimes - village blocker
5. @genny - Jason Gideon - 3p serial killer
9. @vetschoolsletmeinplease - likely try to insert themselves into the investigation - vanillager
3. @samac - probably a loner and cannot keep a job - vanillager
7.7. @Stagg737 - an extreme narcissist, bordering on having a God complex - village gleaner
8. @Viscernable - a female in her early to mid 30s with low self-esteem - village one shot night vig
7. @cubsrule4e - not a sadist, as their victims were not tortured or mutilated - vanillager
11. @Melchizedek - a psychopath who craves attention - vanillager
6. @TelemarketingEnigma - a white male aged in his mid to late 20s - vanillager
1. @Crayola227 - suffered a psychotic break - vanillager

On the Lam:
10. @BobLoblaw78 - Penelope Garcia - WOLF hacker

Subs:
1. @SportPonies
2. @MOOSEygoosey

Tots:
1. smol @supershorty
2. @Lawpy
3. @Dinashadow
4. @Barkley13
5. @Zeppelyn

~Table of Contents~​

 

[Zenge142]

gG Wolf!Wife

GG Bobs!

 

[supershorty]

Congrats woofs!

 

[samac]

@Melchizedek I mean I guess I’m not the worst at the game?

Spoiler

 

[kaydubs]

@Melchizedek @TelemarketingEnigma @Crayola227 - let me know if you’d like to see dead chat.

@Animal Midwife , I will send you momentarily.

 

[kaydubs]

Thanks to the players for making this game quite fun! Hope you enjoyed your ominous messages.

Mod team: thank you both for agreeing to a game on such short notice. It’s an honor to be behind the scenes of your brilliant fanfiction, @vetmedhead @WildZoo

 

[TelemarketingEnigma]

i may not have been good at voting when it counts but i had some good tinfoils and i feel good about my late game village reads lol

too bad they kept getting killed

 

[vetschoolsletmeinplease]

Congratulations woofs!!!! 🐺

 

[WildZoo]

gG

 

[TelemarketingEnigma]

also apparently this is what i get for trying to be a nice person and not always butt heads with AM

from here on out its AM tunnels all the way down

 

[cubsrule4e]

@Melchizedek @TelemarketingEnigma @Crayola227 - let me know if you’d like to see dead chat.

@Animal Midwife , I will send you momentarily.

what about me?

 

[kaydubs]

what about me?

You should be sent already

 

[WildZoo]

Thanks to the players for making this game quite fun! Hope you enjoyed your ominous messages.

Mod team: thank you both for agreeing to a game on such short notice. It’s an honor to be behind the scenes of your brilliant fanfiction, @vetmedhead @WildZoo

Always a pleasure modding with ya, KD

 

[samac]

@Melchizedek @TelemarketingEnigma @Crayola227 - let me know if you’d like to see dead chat.

@Animal Midwife , I will send you momentarily.

For warning.
I had a lot of salt after I said the pack was AM and Bob, I died, and then no one was ever like “let’s look into this”
I was screaming, I’d say internally, but it was very very externally.
I love you guys though.

Cubs, cray, it was nice for us to village read each other for a change instead of super sus

 

[cubsrule4e]

@Melchizedek I mean I guess I’m not the worst at the game?

Spoiler

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She made the right NK *shrug*
I had already typed out around 12pm "lets not make this more complicated than it has to be, vote AM" and then I realized I was dead.

 

[kaydubs]

AM, genny wants to know why the arrest.

 

[genny]

@Animal Midwife i tried to be your domesticated 3P and you killed me

 

[kaydubs]

@Animal Midwife i tried to be your domesticated 3P and you killed me

She regretted it. Trust me

 

[genny]

AM, genny wants to know why the arrest.

what arrest?

 

[samac]

She made the right NK *shrug*
I had already typed out around 12pm "lets not make this more complicated than it has to be, vote AM" and then I realized I was dead.

I went down literally screaming it’s AM and it didn’t make a difference lol

 

[kaydubs]

what arrest?

Technically AM didn’t kill anyone this time. Just threw you all in prison.

 

[Animal Midwife]

@Animal Midwife i tried to be your domesticated 3P and you killed me

I thought you were village because I didn't see you killing.

 

[genny]

AM, genny wants to know why the arrest.

oh i was going to kill her N3 after i made my 3rd guess to fulfill my wincon, so she was totally right to kill me.

 

[Dinashadow]

I went down literally screaming it’s AM and it didn’t make a difference lol

tot chat saw you 😍

 

[supershorty]

@genny @Animal Midwife @BobLoblaw78 so y’all collectively killed Zenge on N1??

 

[Animal Midwife]

oh i was going to kill her N3 after i made my 3rd guess to fulfill my wincon, so she was totally right to kill me.

That's not very domestic. 😡

 

[kaydubs]

Technically genny would get most credit but yeah, joint effort

 

[Dinashadow]

@genny @Animal Midwife @BobLoblaw78 so y’all collectively killed Zenge on N1??

they were all scared after he slaughtered barks and I last game lmao

 

[cubsrule4e]

I went down literally screaming it’s AM and it didn’t make a difference lol

I DIDNT HAVE ANY PULL LEFT!! Mel was fixated on cray. Until visc was out of the picture AM wouldnt get any votes. Then i dedded.

 

[supershorty]

Technically genny would get most credit but yeah, joint effort

Oho! Reading the write ups strikes again.

Loved the flavor in this game, modsquad 😍

 

[genny]

That's not very domestic. 😡

i would have been domestic for 3 days. that's about as long as i can handle before the chaos takes over.

 

[supershorty]

they were all scared after he slaughtered barks and I last game lmao

Well, he was a nice pocket pet for a couple days!

 

[genny]

@genny @Animal Midwife @BobLoblaw78 so y’all collectively killed Zenge on N1??

he's a team builder. we didn't need a village team this game.

 

[samac]

they were all scared after he slaughtered barks and I last game lmao

I was not shocked by that first night kill at all lol.
It’s actually one of the first things that put AM on my radar because I know she respects how excellent of a villager he is. Wasn’t enough at that time for me to even say things on thread about it

 

[Lawpy]

Night Five

An agent met the squad car and led the suspect, a white male aged in his mid to late 20s, from the vehicle as the people operating their cameras looked on.

He looked tired. Exhausted even.

“Aren’t you glad to have gotten another killer off the streets?”

The agent turned his face away from the cameras and kept walking without a word.

The press liaison moved to meet the crowd. “The most recent arrest involved someone who killed people by having them choke on their own votes. We think the choking was symbolic, perhaps of self-hatred. More details will be released as they become available.”

Awaiting trial is @TelemarketingEnigma , who was "a white male aged in his mid to late 20s," a vanilla villager.

There is nothing quite like the irony of choking on your words.

~~~

Another police car arrived. Two agents went to collect the occupant from the back seat.

The noise of the comments from the reporters faded in and out.

“I think their profile said something about a psychotic break.”

“She tied up her victims and tortured them for days to weeks.”

“Basically she had sex with them until she killed them.”

“Sex as a weapon? Wow.”

Awaiting trial is @Crayola227 , who was "suffered a psychotic break," a vanilla villager.

Sex is like an atom bomb. A potent weapon which fascinates and frightens.

Only one remained. She hadn’t killed anyone exactly. She just 20 questioned them into submission. Rarely did she have to break out all twenty in her arsenal.

Human curiosity, the urge to know, is a powerful force and is perhaps the best secret weapon of all in the struggle to unravel the workings of the natural world.

WOLF PACK WINS

2. @Animal Midwife - Derek Morgan - invisaWOLF

Locked Up:
12. @alleycat03 - in good physical condition - vanillager
4. @Zenge142 - displays extreme levels of disorganization - vanillager
13. @mkg323 - has ample time and means to carry out their crimes - village blocker
5. @genny - Jason Gideon - 3p serial killer
9. @vetschoolsletmeinplease - likely try to insert themselves into the investigation - vanillager
3. @samac - probably a loner and cannot keep a job - vanillager
7.7. @Stagg737 - an extreme narcissist, bordering on having a God complex - village gleaner
8. @Viscernable - a female in her early to mid 30s with low self-esteem - village one shot night vig
7. @cubsrule4e - not a sadist, as their victims were not tortured or mutilated - vanillager
11. @Melchizedek - a psychopath who craves attention - vanillager
6. @TelemarketingEnigma - a white male aged in his mid to late 20s - vanillager
1. @Crayola227 - suffered a psychotic break - vanillager

On the Lam:
10. @BobLoblaw78 - Penelope Garcia - WOLF hacker

Subs:
1. @SportPonies
2. @MOOSEygoosey

Tots:
1. smol @supershorty
2. @Lawpy
3. @Dinashadow
4. @Barkley13
5. @Zeppelyn

~Table of Contents~​

Congrats AM!

 

[supershorty]

oh i was going to kill her N3 after i made my 3rd guess to fulfill my wincon, so she was totally right to kill me.

What was your wincon?

 

[Viscernable]

no one

Well okay then

 

[Zenge142]

they were all scared after he slaughtered barks and I last game lmao

They were really scared because they knew If I was suspicious I would have played all these mind games, instead of just pushing them on thread like a normal person.

 

[samac]

Well okay then

*except Visc

 

[genny]

What was your wincon?

kill a villager and a wolf for the first part. and then i had to guess if a player was organized, disorganized, or neither. and i'm terrible at guessing.

 

[samac]

I DIDNT HAVE ANY PULL LEFT!! Mel was fixated on cray. Until visc was out of the picture AM wouldnt get any votes. Then i dedded.

You did start the cycle trying to avenge me. I do appreciate it. You did good, hubs. You did good.