The Final Act:
LIS, the lover, picked to sleep with Dyachei once again, and to add to the excitement they had DocE's bravado, and electro-magnetic device that did some kinky stuff that I don't even want to know about (although LIS was too scared to use it). LIS was pretty pleased with himself. He had bluffed the wolves into thinking that they couldn't kill him while he did his guy-love. He knew that once the wolves had discovered he was the lover, he was no longer having protected sex... he was at risk, but those cannibals didn't know that. He was looking forward to the final confrontation where they lynched Jojo tomorrow, but first he would enjoy his wild love-making... As dawn approaches,Dyachei falls asleep from their multiple bouts of coitus, and LIS has to go outside briefly to pee (he is an old man.. and can't ignore the call of nature anymore). As soon as he gets outside
Jojo the airline's mechanic reaches over and grabs his awl and plunges it into LIS heart. LIS doesn't even see it coming. Jojo then begins to feed on LIS, to gain energy for the final confrontation ahead.
As the sun rises,
Dyachei, the veterinarian who had all her poo testing kits stolen by the thief, and is now a plain villager, goes outside, and she is horrified to find Jojo licking blood from..... well I won't even say it... it is just too gross. Dyachei is in shock.."But, I checked your poo, it had no parasites, SOV told me so eventually." Then Jojo gives one of his mocking laughs. "Silly passenger, why do you think Escalla's poo had cannibal's parasites that night. It's because I SWITCHED our poo that night. She had my cannibal poo, and I had her clean poo. You doctors and your drug tests.... the cheaters will always find a way around them".
Jojo then picks up his nail gun and nails Dyachei to the tent post and starts having dessert....fresh... and alive.... Sushi style!
Jojo gives a silent nod down to Dwin (in hell) for initiating him into the life of cannibalism. You see, Dwin was the sole cannibal to start. In fact, he purposely crashed the plane so that he would have a bunch of passengers to dine on. He KNEW these softies couldn't survive in the wilderness, not like him, a hardened bush pilot. He was prepared. He had a whole list of things he could do to trick and bamboozle the passengers, and he quickly initiated his mechanic into his world, so that when the food ran out, the mechanic could fix up the plane and fly off for a whole new set of victims.
So Jojo goes and fixes the last remaining parts of the engine that needed repairing. He then goes to the cockpit and realizes he is SOL. He has no idea how to fly the plane. He needed Dwin to stay alive to fly them to safety. And his food is all gone... he had just finished gorging on Dyachei... He figures he has no choice and starts the engine.... Push the throttle to wall, and pulls back on the wheel.. As soon as the plane gets into the air, it starts turning to the left.... he tries moving the wheel to the right, forgetting that he should be using the rudder, and the plane flips inverted and crashes upside down on the mountain Island. No one survives this game. Moral of the story: Never kill the pilot.
Congrats to the wolves on their victory!
The Cast:
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dyachei. plain villager, formerly the veterinarian who could check poo for signs of cannibalism
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LetItSnow, the lover who could protect his object of desire,
@thedrjojo, the mechanic, turned into a cannibal and wolf.
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hedgiehog, the gossip
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tuckervet the psychopath
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kaydubs, a sister
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Philliab, the dentist
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Cyndia the pharmacist
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cuitlamiztli, a sister
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wolfspeaker, the financier
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DVMDream, the talker
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swingnsave, the survivor
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equineconstant, the co-pilot
@Dwindlin, pilot, cannibal, wolf.
@Lissarae06, the crazed loner.
@Escalla, survival guide. , the accountant
@Flim Flam Man, the hunter
@shortnsweet, the joker
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devyn, the recruiter
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SummerTheLynx, a sister
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Lupin21, the thief
The Roles:
Wolf: You are the pilot, and a cannibal. You will do anything and everything to stay alive. Each night you can choose one person to eat, BUT you have to choose from a list provided of the players who are in the bottom half of posting EXCEPT for 2 times during the game you may pick anyone (night 1 excluded). Each night you may also choose from the menu of wolf activities, but each activity is only available ONCE during the game. Once you have used it, you can never do it again, so plan out a strategy during the game. You are the only wolf, so use your wits to survive. You can PM with the co-pilot.
Wolf Menu of Activites
1- Conversion: You can introduce one person to the joys of cannibalism to be your fellow wolf and share in the bounty.
2- You can investigate one player
3- You can get a list of all the roles in the game.
4 - You can investigate who has a particular role.
5 - You can give an investigation to someone else (not a wolf) and you can switch your poo with a player of your choosing for the evening. (they won't know it came from you)
6 - You can change one person's vote.
7 - You can end the vote at a particular time you decide.
8 - You can cancel a vote.
9 - You can call a storm and block all night activities.
10 - You can call a bear to randomly kill a player (it could be you though).
11 - You can block one player's activity.
Villager Roles:
1 - Copilot: You can PM with the pilot.
2 - Veterinarian. You are so familiar with poo, that each night you can check one player's poo and see if it has the telltale signs of cannibalism (don't ask me, there must be something).
3 - Pharmacist. Each night you can drug one player and stop them from performing their night activities (but the drug does NOT act quick enough to stop killing).
4 - The lover. Each night you can pick one player to have the sexy time with. For now, whilst you are doing the thang, you are BOTH protected. The player will know you had sex with them, but not the protection part. (mod note, after one successful protection, can no longer protect him/herself).
5 - Dentist. You can check bodies to note how many different sets of teeth have bit into them. You can only do this twice during the game as it is risky!
6- The hunter. You have a rifle with one bullet. You could never take a human life, but there are other dangers you can protect from in the wilderness.
7- The financier. You have more money than you can count. Once you can avoid being killed by bribing our wolf. After that, you are in trouble.
8 - The gossip. You can pick one person to PM with each night.
9 - The mechanic. Every third night you can make a new instrument to help the villagers. It will need mod approval. It cannot investigate.
10 - Thief. Once in the game, you can steal someone's role by disguising yourself as them. THe change is permanent. You are that good.
11 - The talker. You can do any writeups you choose.
12 - The joker. You can make playing posting restrictions (it's a practical joke). Your choice for who and how to restrict them (silence is not allowed).
13- The recruiter. You can try to convince someone not in the game to join as a plain villager.
14- The three sisters. You are identical sisters. You may PM with each other. You must all vote for the same person. Decide among yourselves who to vote for first or I will.
15- The three sisters. You are identical sisters. You may PM with each other. You must all vote for the same person. Decide among yourselves who to vote for first or I will.
16- The three sisters. You are identical sisters. You may PM with each other. You must all vote for the same person. Decide among yourselves who to vote for first or I will.
17- The accountant. You can find out people's role name each day.
18 -Psychopath. You are a villager, just have a really bad name. Good luck with that.
19 - The survivor. You don't give a damn about anyone. You just want to survive. You can PM with the wolves through the mods and try to convince them to let youstay alive... Or not. You just want to live. You are neither a villager or a wolf.
20- The crazed loner. You have been found and brought to the survivor's camp. You have been surviving in the wilderness alone for many years and are quite resourceful. Each night you will get to choose among one of the dead people's roles (you can only choose a role once) and fill in for them for the night.
The Items Jojo made:
"wooden staff of law or truth or just whack LIS with it stick" (Patent pending).All you can do with it is whack LIS with it. If you whack LIS with it, the mod gets to have fun in the writeup. Plus you inform LIS that he was whacked with a stick for being LIS. If you don't whack LIS with it, the mod gets to write that someone was seen playing with their wood. This is especially useful to defile the eventually dead LIS body.
You have received The wrath of DocE(2.0)... its a spreadsheet of incomprehensible jibberish and math symbols(but is proven to work!), but just possessing it makes the recipient have a bit of egotism... You have to post with the bravado befitting someone in possession of DocE's manifesto...
You have received the mystery box. It has two buttons, a red one and a blue one. Pick a person to target with the box and pick the red or blue button. (Doesn't matter which button they pick, the box malfunctions and disables the user for that night. If the person presses both buttons, they disable themselves for two nights from a nasty shock).
You have received nutmeg's box of 200 (mostly) useless items. Pick a number between 1-200 to get the item associated with that number. (There are no items, but you can make creative responses. .. I'd like:"oh, someone just picked that number 2 nights ago, was a really good item too, better luck next time).
You have received the flash grenade. If you are wolf attacked, you detonate and run away, safe. If you are lynched, you detonate, run away, and are safe.
You have received the whip! Need i say more?
You have received Rojo's verbal diarrhea. You have to have more posts than Rojo does or..... risk the consequences. (there are no consequences)
(Note: This item can be used simultaneously with DocE's spreadsheet to create the ultimate in annoying MD invading the Pre-vet forums.)
You have received an EMP. Would you like to use it? (destroys all items in game).