WW Speed Round Sign-ups & Game Thread

[Caia]

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you are doing it wrong.

I do what I want!

 

[brightimpressio]

Contingency lynch Lissa since I'm making dinner right now. I should be back in time, though.

 

[StartingoverVet]

Maybe you wanna make that a contingent vote, Mr. McGee.

that would make it serious. Don't you anything about WW Mr. Magoo!

I also want to lynch DocE. Cause that never gets old.

 

[WildZoo]

You guys are cracking me up

 

[StartingoverVet]

Hey noob mod... what are the rules?

I wanna learn how to play this game like a noob.

 

[StartingoverVet]

I'm so proud of the Pennwe noob all addicted to WW.
props to BI for carrying on the crazy torch for me. Time to start modding BI!

 

[that redhead]

LIS.

I'm going to go with lynch STL because no one likes the Rams.

 

[Caia]

Hey noob mod... what are the rules?

I wanna learn how to play this game like a noob.

No editing
No screenshots

Since that has been the recent trend...

 

[StartingoverVet]

LIS.

I'm going to go with lynch STL because no one likes the Rams.

it's nighttime. Didn't you read LIS' comment to me.

Geez.

Don't mess with the crazy old men.

 

[StartingoverVet]

No editing
No screenshots

Since that has been the recent trend...

no editing is so 2013.

 

[that redhead]

it's nighttime. Didn't you read LIS' comment to me.

Geez.

Don't mess with the crazy old men.

I see other people putting in contingencies...just because I have no soul doesn't mean I can't too!

 

[StartingoverVet]

I see other people putting in contingencies...just because I have no soul doesn't mean I can't too!

Is this some inside joke I missed around here lately?
or a redhead joke?
Or are you an animal and listen to christian dogma?

 

[StartingoverVet]

I think y'all are gonna regret tagging me to play this game in 5....4......3.....2....1....

yup .. .there it is!

 

[shortnsweet]

No. Bad Dyachei for tagging me.

 

[that redhead]

Is this some inside joke I missed around here lately?
or a redhead joke?
Or are you an animal and listen to christian dogma?

Did you read LIS' contingency reasoning?

 

[dyachei]

No. Bad Dyachei for tagging me.

you must mean good. because otherwise your sentence makes no sense.

 

[StartingoverVet]

Did you read LIS' contingency reasoning?

ha ha. Caught in my own criticism.. I didn't read that far because I didn't think anything after a contingent vote in round one could matter.

I beg your forgiveness oh queen of the no souls.

 

[Caia]

no editing is so 2013.

I'm a traditional noob

 

[Caia]

I'm afraid I cannot close yet.

 

[that redhead]

I beg your forgiveness oh queen of the no souls.

I will consider your petition for pardon.

 

[StartingoverVet]

FTB is having an argument with someone on her FB about Ebola. Y'all should drop by and make comments to stir the hornets nest.

Just sayin.

 

[dyachei]

FTB is having an argument with someone on her FB about Ebola. Y'all should drop by and make comments to stir the hornets nest.

Just sayin.

oooh, sounds fun

 

[StartingoverVet]

I'm afraid I cannot close yet.

 

[StartingoverVet]

I'm afraid I cannot close yet.

i dislike this post.

 

[StartingoverVet]

Hey, don't you know tonight is the Jewish holiday of Yom Kippur. Don't you think it is insensitive to run this game on a Jewish holy day?

 

[Caia]

So.....anyone have a joke?

 

[brightimpressio]

I'm so proud of the Pennwe noob all addicted to WW.
props to BI for carrying on the crazy torch for me. Time to start modding BI!

As soon as I find a person crazy enough to co-mod with me I totally will!!!

 

[StartingoverVet]

As soon as I find a person crazy enough to co-mod with me I totally will!!!

MJ. I know you 2 are secretly getting engaged.

 

[WildZoo]

I think SOV is like-farming in this thread

 

[WildZoo]

MJ. I know you 2 are secretly getting engaged.

Um excuse me wat

 

[that redhead]

So.....anyone have a joke?

What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?

 

[dyachei]

Hey, don't you know tonight is the Jewish holiday of Yom Kippur. Don't you think it is insensitive to run this game on a Jewish holy day?

Look, some of us celebrate by playing ww, ok?

 

[Caia]

I think SOV is like-farming in this thread

Well, I'm post-padding so no judgement here. 😉

 

[brightimpressio]

MJ. I know you 2 are secretly getting engaged.

MJ and I have been legally separated since he bested me in WW 101 😉.

 

[Caia]

What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?

Aye I forgot my broom!

 

[StartingoverVet]

So.....anyone have a joke?

A man rushes his limp dog to the veterinarian. The doctor pronounces the dog dead. The agitated man demands a second opinion.

The vet goes into the back room and comes out with a cat. The cat sniffs the body and meows. The vet says, "I'm sorry, but the cat thinks that your dog is dead, too."

The man is still unwilling to accept that his dog is dead.

The vet brings in a black Labrador. The lab sniffs the body and barks. The vet says, "I'm sorry, but the lab thinks your dog is dead, too."

The man finally resigns to the diagnosis and asks how much he owes. The vet answers, "$650."

"$650 to tell me my dog is dead?" exclaims the man.

"Well," the vet replies, "I would only have charged you $50 for my initial diagnosis. The additional $600 is for the cat scan and lab tests."

 

[that redhead]

Aye I forgot my broom!

"SUPPLIES!!!"

 

[LetItSnow]

N00bMod, close it already. If the wolf/wolves haven't gotten a move in yet, too bad so sad time to move on.

And @StartingoverVet ... you're right. uncontingent lynch Soulless and contingent lynch DocE even though he isn't playing.

 

[StartingoverVet]

I think SOV is like-farming in this thread

Nah, I've been way too inactive for a while to care.

I am just having fun posting cause i had a crap day.

 

[LetItSnow]

lynch crappy days

 

[WildZoo]

Nah, I've been way too inactive for a while to care.

I am just having fun posting cause i had a crap day.

Well please continue, it is very amusing 😀 sorry you had a bad day 🙁

 

[StartingoverVet]

I found this joke on-line but I don't get it.... please explain:

Mrs. Bronson's kitty isn't feeling well - a bad case of
constipation. She takes it to the vet, who gives her a new
kind of laxative.
"Give her about six teaspoons of this, and she'll be
better in no time."
Mrs. Bronson does as she's told and returns a week later.
The vet asks, "How's your calf?"
"I don't have a calf. It was my cat who wasn't feeling well."
"Well, how's your cat doing?"
"I'm not sure. The last time I saw her, she was heading
toward the north end of town with ten other cats. Five were
digging, three were covering, and two were scouting for new
territory."

 

[Caia]

I think I've been abandoned. 🙁

 

[LetItSnow]

I think I've been abandoned. 🙁

Scuse me? Do you not see our posts? We've already starting lynching, even.

WhinyN00bMod.

 

[touchpause13]

****contingency lynch bi***

 

[StartingoverVet]

I think I've been abandoned. 🙁

give me their role.

 

[LetItSnow]

<insert teasing smileys in last post>

 

[dyachei]

I think I've been abandoned. 🙁

🙁

come join me in my dilaudid delirium. it's fun

 

[Caia]

Night closed, results pending

 

[StartingoverVet]

another vet joke <this one i get>

One hot July day we found this old straggly cat at our door.
She was a sorry site. Starving, dirty, smelled terrible, skinny
and hair all matted down. We felt sorry for her, and put her in
a carrier and took her to the Vet. She had no name so we named
her ***** cat. The Vet decided to keep her for a day or so and
said he would let us know when we could come and get her.
My husband, the complainer said, "OK, but don't forget to
wash her, she stinks."
My husband and my Vet don't see eye to eye. He calls my hubby
El Cheap-O, and my hubby calls him El Take-O.
The next day hubby had an appointment with his Doctor, which
is located next door to the Vet. The Doctor's office was full
of people waiting to see the Doctor. The door opened and in
popped the vet and announces to my hubby, "Your wife's ***** is
finally shaved and clean. She now smells like a rose. And by
the way, I think she is pregnant. God knows who the father is!"