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- Pre-Veterinary
2nd: (purely for the fear swings has of clowns)
Thunder claps as I stumble through the dark hallways of the BB house in search of a flashlight. A noise catches my attention behind me, coming on quickly, I grab the flashlight whip around to see an old creepy clown in a wheelchair with whip in hand.
3rd:
Early morning in the BB house, just having awoken from a peaceful night's slumber I walk into the gym to get my workout in. Shock and awe as I stumble upon LIS and SOV spooning on a bench in nothing but bikini tops & g-strings with dildos, cucumbers, lube, & leather whips strewn about.
In 2014, the President of the United States signed into law the Veterinary State Equality Act heavily lobbied for by AAVMC. The Act would will require all states to have no less than three schools that award DVM degrees immediately to address the growing lack of DVMs in the United States.
She screamed, cried, begged, and pleaded her innocence. Then the unthinkable happened: Database error.
I once woke up in the middle of the night to find my son laying next to me in bed. He was asleep, holding a pair of scissors, and whispering "yes, I will kill my mommy."
Stumbling towards the door with bedhead he wondered who could be knocking at this hour, but as he gazed through the peephole and saw his father's bloodstained face, he suddenly recalled a most peculiar dream of his father telling him to not open the door. He retreated to his bedroom eventually finding uneasy dreams, and upon opening the door the next morning, found his father's bloody severed head, along with a hastily scrawled out blood stained note, reading only, "clever boy…"
"thedrjojo, come into mine and your father's bedroom" his mother said, "we want to show you how you were conceived…"
One day I was walking down the street and I saw a woman with a gorgeous body, beautiful hair, a perfect figure, and impeccably dressed. I followed her for 2 blocks, and then into a CVS, but then when she turned around and I saw her face for the first time-- OMG, the horror!
There once was a student who believed she was not cut out for veterinary school; regardless, she struggled through all manner of obstacles involving cadavers, scalpels, 14 gauge needles, stampedes, bites, mauls and other unspeakable horrors for not four, but five years.
The words of the funeral litany trailed off as the casket was slowly lowered into the ground and friends and family began to disperse. Why, oh why, couldn't they hear me screaming from the inside of the casket?
Thunder claps as I stumble through the dark hallways of the BB house in search of a flashlight. A noise catches my attention behind me, coming on quickly, I grab the flashlight whip around to see an old creepy clown in a wheelchair with whip in hand.
3rd:
Early morning in the BB house, just having awoken from a peaceful night's slumber I walk into the gym to get my workout in. Shock and awe as I stumble upon LIS and SOV spooning on a bench in nothing but bikini tops & g-strings with dildos, cucumbers, lube, & leather whips strewn about.
In 2014, the President of the United States signed into law the Veterinary State Equality Act heavily lobbied for by AAVMC. The Act would will require all states to have no less than three schools that award DVM degrees immediately to address the growing lack of DVMs in the United States.
She screamed, cried, begged, and pleaded her innocence. Then the unthinkable happened: Database error.
I once woke up in the middle of the night to find my son laying next to me in bed. He was asleep, holding a pair of scissors, and whispering "yes, I will kill my mommy."
Stumbling towards the door with bedhead he wondered who could be knocking at this hour, but as he gazed through the peephole and saw his father's bloodstained face, he suddenly recalled a most peculiar dream of his father telling him to not open the door. He retreated to his bedroom eventually finding uneasy dreams, and upon opening the door the next morning, found his father's bloody severed head, along with a hastily scrawled out blood stained note, reading only, "clever boy…"
"thedrjojo, come into mine and your father's bedroom" his mother said, "we want to show you how you were conceived…"
One day I was walking down the street and I saw a woman with a gorgeous body, beautiful hair, a perfect figure, and impeccably dressed. I followed her for 2 blocks, and then into a CVS, but then when she turned around and I saw her face for the first time-- OMG, the horror!
There once was a student who believed she was not cut out for veterinary school; regardless, she struggled through all manner of obstacles involving cadavers, scalpels, 14 gauge needles, stampedes, bites, mauls and other unspeakable horrors for not four, but five years.
The words of the funeral litany trailed off as the casket was slowly lowered into the ground and friends and family began to disperse. Why, oh why, couldn't they hear me screaming from the inside of the casket?
