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The lights go dim. Anticipation builds as the background music starts to play, starting at a level so low that it can barely be heard. The crowd falls silent, keeping those adrenaline butterflies inside for now.
It could be ten, but then again
I can't remember half an hour since a quarter to four
"Ladies and gentlecaprines!! How are we all doing tonight?"
The crowd cheers. They are relieved to be engaged, to sense the end of the wait. Some of them were old pros, knowing what to expect. Some, mere babes, newcomers to the scene. Too new to know to
the
unexpected.
It starts out easy, something simple, something sleazy
Something inching past the edge of reserve
"Are you ready?"
Just when you think you're in control
Just when you think you've got a hold
Just when you get on a roll
"I said... ARE... YOU... READY?"
"This one's for our biggest fans. You know who you are. Shout out our motto loud and proud!"
All of the chaos of a goat, none of the electric fence control
The music crescendos.
Oh, here it ggoats, here it ggoats, here it ggoats again
Oh, here it ggoats again
I should have known, should have known, should have known again
But here it ggoats again
Oh, here it ggoats (GGOATS!)
Oh, here it ggoats (GGOATS!)
Oh, here it ggoats again
The lights go out.
It's time.
We now present, for your entertainment, and our sheer terror:
Here It GGOATS Again (GGOATS ThWWee)
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Deets:
Cycle timing: 24/24, subject to change because I can't get ahold of my mermaid co-mod at the moment, but I campaigned for 24/24
Mechanics: ABSOLUTELY NONSTANDARD. SUBJECT TO THE TWISTED MINDS OF SAR AND sHORTY. Assumptions NOT advised beyond assuming it's going to be a great time.
Your mods will be myself and @SARdoghandler, with administrative stuff primarily done by SAR and flavor provided by me. We assume no responsibility, culpability, or legal liability for the chaos the GGOATS may cause.
Please remain in your seat with seatbelts fastened at all times. The seatbelt sign is permanently lit in the ON position. Helmets are strongly recommended.
Disclaimer: due to the contrary nature of GGoats, we cannot guarantee clothing items will not be munched by errant goats outside the hot wires. Thank you for your attention to this message
Players:
1.
2.
3.
etc.
Subs:
1.
2.
3.
etc.
Tots:
1.
2.
3.
etc.
We do not have a minimum number required to run but would prefer at least 9.
Legal disclaimer: if you have any uncertainty about whether these games are up your alley, please peruse GGOATS 2: The Unauthorized Sequel for informational reading.
Something inching past the edge of reserve
"Are you ready?"
Just when you think you're in control
Just when you think you've got a hold
Just when you get on a roll
"I said... ARE... YOU... READY?"

"This one's for our biggest fans. You know who you are. Shout out our motto loud and proud!"
All of the chaos of a goat, none of the electric fence control
The music crescendos.
Oh, here it ggoats, here it ggoats, here it ggoats again
Oh, here it ggoats again
I should have known, should have known, should have known again
But here it ggoats again
Oh, here it ggoats (GGOATS!)
Oh, here it ggoats (GGOATS!)
Oh, here it ggoats again
The lights go out.
It's time.
We now present, for your entertainment, and our sheer terror:
Here It GGOATS Again (GGOATS ThWWee)
------------------------------------------
Deets:
Cycle timing: 24/24, subject to change because I can't get ahold of my mermaid co-mod at the moment, but I campaigned for 24/24
Mechanics: ABSOLUTELY NONSTANDARD. SUBJECT TO THE TWISTED MINDS OF SAR AND sHORTY. Assumptions NOT advised beyond assuming it's going to be a great time.
Your mods will be myself and @SARdoghandler, with administrative stuff primarily done by SAR and flavor provided by me. We assume no responsibility, culpability, or legal liability for the chaos the GGOATS may cause.
Please remain in your seat with seatbelts fastened at all times. The seatbelt sign is permanently lit in the ON position. Helmets are strongly recommended.
Disclaimer: due to the contrary nature of GGoats, we cannot guarantee clothing items will not be munched by errant goats outside the hot wires. Thank you for your attention to this message
Players:
1.
2.
3.
etc.
Subs:
1.
2.
3.
etc.
Tots:
1.
2.
3.
etc.
We do not have a minimum number required to run but would prefer at least 9.
Legal disclaimer: if you have any uncertainty about whether these games are up your alley, please peruse GGOATS 2: The Unauthorized Sequel for informational reading.