Official 2016-2017: Oh no, I don't have a single Interview Invite thread!

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NYCPM, I have considered podiatry.
I will not be pursuing podiatry.
Thank you for your inquiry into my considerations of podiatry.

 

[Gurkhali]

My spam:

Pssst....hey kid. Want some podiatry? It's real goooood ****. Easy to get too. I can hook you up, just say the word.

 

[sullen-burger]

A man goes to the doctor, depressed.

He tells the doctor, "Doctor, I'm feeling sad. Things aren't going my way. I'm unhappy. I'm losing hope. What can I do?"
The doctor sits quietly and thinks. "I know! The fair is in town today, why don't you go out and see the great clown Pagliacci? He will cheer you right up!"


The man shakes his head and hangs it low into his hands, crying,

"But doctor, I am Pagliacci."

Happy meme Monday!
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[freak7]

A man goes to the doctor, depressed.

He tells the doctor, "Doctor, I'm feeling sad. Things aren't going my way. I'm unhappy. I'm losing hope. What can I do?"
The doctor sits quietly and thinks. "I know! The fair is in town today, why don't you go out and see the great clown Pagliacci? He will cheer you right up!"


The man shakes his head and hangs it low into his hands, crying,

"But doctor, I am Pagliacci."

Veeeeesti la giuuuuuubbaaaaa e la faaaaaccia infaaaaarinaaaaaa.

 

[Pm_me_ur_titz_gurl]

Wow, this thread really went to **** since the last time I checked it.

 

[freak7]

Wow, this thread really went to **** since the last time I looked at it.

Yeah, you're right. Leoncavallo was a hack

 

[VancAndZosyn]

I wake up in the morning to another rejection and at this point, I just have to wonder...
Was I just a fluke who got interviews the first cycle purely because I had good numbers...? Was I deluding myself for the past six years? Was I wrong in thinking that I was ever fit to go into medical school and become a doctor?

 

[BarristerParvateesam]

After 5 rejections, and 3 months of silence... I have just received my first MD II!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Cauchy1]

Explaining to schools why I want to be a doctor like:

 

[libertyyne]

Explaining to schools why I want to be a doctor like:
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Did you show them your medals from army?

 

[yeahi12344]

ARGGGGG. That is all. Started my week back with a rejection. Feeling like this

 

[GypsyHummus]

I keep getting spam from Trinity School of Medicine.

I'd take podiatry as a backup to the carribean any day.

 

[rosesarered]

Adding one more rejection to the list.
Folks, I'm tapping out. See you when I reapply for the third time.

 

[freak7]

After 5 rejections, and 3 months of silence... I have just received my first MD II!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Baratheon, if that's you, blink twice

 

[freak7]

And now I'm craving a Skip's Scramble. Thanks guys

 

[BarristerParvateesam]

Baratheon, if that's you, blink twice

 

[chunkywombat]

How many times do you have to get banned from this website? Why don't you focus on school given that your grades are crap this semester?

 

[Allergic to Toradol]

How many times do you have to get banned from this website? Why don't you focus on school given that your grades are crap this semester?

Adcom: "So can you tell me a time you've dealt with a setback and have shown resilience"
Bara: "Well I've been banned 6 times in the same number of weeks from SDN and I just show them by making another account... Only problem is that it only takes 6 minutes for everyone to figure out it's me again"

 

[BarristerParvateesam]

Adcom: "So can you tell me a time you've dealt with a setback and have shown resilience"
Bara: "Well I've been banned 6 times in the same number of weeks from SDN and I just show them by making another account... Only problem is that it only takes 6 minutes for everyone to figure out it's me again"

Just a new episode in the baratheon show

 

[Allergic to Toradol]

I don't hide it my man
I just want to check in with some peeps over here

Well Bara, you've outdone yourself cause this time it only took 4 minutes for you to talk yourself back into the banhammer. You're not a quitter, I'll give you that.

 

[libertyyne]

Just a new episode in the baratheon show

What school ?was it before Thanksgiving or after?

 

[Gurkhali]

What school ?was it before Thanksgiving or after?

Check his history. It was TCMC.

 

[BarristerParvateesam]

Well Bara, you've outdone yourself cause this time it only took 4 minutes for you to talk yourself back into the banhammer. You're not a quitter, I'll give you that.

I'll be back amigos, hopefully with some good news
Until then, return to the memery

 

[BarristerParvateesam]

What school ?was it before Thanksgiving or after?

today so after thanksgiving

 

[freak7]

Welp Baratheon got an MD II. The meme magic works people! In celebration, I'll make an offering

 

[Allergic to Toradol]

Ladies and gentleman... The time has come to report to you that I have officially just gotten my first MD II and it's for an OOS for that matter 🙂

It is absolutely no coincidence that I got the email roughly 20 minutes after hitting this thread with a 10+ like post... I'm convinced SDN holds mythical powers now.

 

[libertyyne]

Ladies and gentleman... The time has come to report to you that I have officially just gotten my first MD II and it's for an OOS for that matter 🙂

It is absolutely no coincidence that I got the email roughly 20 minutes after hitting this thread with a 10+ like post... I'm convinced SDN holds mythical powers now.

Baratheon is that you?

 

[Wittgenstein]

Ladies and gentleman... The time has come to report to you that I have officially just gotten my first MD II and it's for an OOS for that matter 🙂

It is absolutely no coincidence that I got the email roughly 20 minutes after hitting this thread with a 10+ like post... I'm convinced SDN holds mythical powers now.

Congrats! Could SDN also bless me with these powers, please?

 

[Cauchy1]

YES! So excited for you.

Ladies and gentleman... The time has come to report to you that I have officially just gotten my first MD II and it's for an OOS for that matter 🙂

It is absolutely no coincidence that I got the email roughly 20 minutes after hitting this thread with a 10+ like post... I'm convinced SDN holds mythical powers now.

 

[BarristerParvateesam]

Ladies and gentleman... The time has come to report to you that I have officially just gotten my first MD II and it's for an OOS for that matter 🙂

It is absolutely no coincidence that I got the email roughly 20 minutes after hitting this thread with a 10+ like post... I'm convinced SDN holds mythical powers now.

let us all share in the magic

 

[Allergic to Toradol]

Baratheon is that you?

No, I didn't get a 520 on my MCAT.

I refuse to leave this thread now even though I've gotten an II. I have self appointed myself as the Bara-moderator. I've got my eyes on you and your 7 different aliases...

 

[freak7]

I'm convinced this is the most supportive thread on the site. It's so lighthearted and positive.

 

[BarristerParvateesam]

No, I didn't get a 520 on my MCAT.

I refuse to leave this thread now even though I've gotten an II. I have self appointed myself as the Bara-moderator. I've got my eyes on you and your 7 different aliases...

Dude you should thank me for making the most magical thread on SDN

I'm convinced this is the most supportive thread on the site. It's so lighthearted and positive.

Memes work wonders my friend

 

[Chemist1986]

I need less people to apply...


Sent from my iPhone using SDN mobile

 

[penguinlove123]

Guys guys guys guys I just got a DO interview

EDIT: I literally submitted this app the day before Thanksgiving, so I don't think it's too late to apply DO!

 

[yeahi12344]

Time to submit my meme to the II gods:

How I feel about my intelligence/ability after seeing all the overachievers getting 10+ IIs

 

[moola29]

Yummm another rejection just what I wanted

 

[avocado3]

declaring bankruptcy
plz halp
need meme magic
is this how you do it?
confused--
sorry;;

 

[LutGholein]

Go nail that TCMC interview!!! I'm so happy for you!!!!

 

[Astra]

you know what this means guys? No more posts complaining about no II from baratheon.

Now we get posts complaining about wait time for the decision...

 

[sullen-burger]

you know what this means guys? No more posts complaining about no II from baratheon.

Now we get posts complaining about wait time for the decision...

Probably safe to say we will keep on getting posts that complain about something.

First no interviews.
Then scheduling an interview.
Next what to wear to II.
Later about the wait time....







Will we ever be happy??

 

[freak7]

Probably safe to say we will keep on getting posts that complain about something.

First no interviews.
Then scheduling an interview.
Next what to wear to II.
Later about the wait time....







Will we ever be happy??

Not until I make my first patient roll their eyes at my bad jokes.

 

[sullen-burger]

I recommend tutoring as a great way to refine your material with peds.

 

[Gurkhali]

Not until I make my first patient roll their eyes at my bad jokes.

More like roll right off the table onto the floor laughing, bud! You'll kill it out there!

Although not too much, I hope. We're gonna be doctors after all.

 

[libertyyne]

Not until I make my first patient roll their eyes at my bad jokes.

Break a leg!!!

 

[libertyyne]

Go nail that TCMC interview!!! I'm so happy for you!!!!

And remember, don't talk about ethnic cleansing!!!

 

[Astra]

More like roll right off the table onto the floor laughing, bud! You'll kill it out there!

Although not too much, I hope. We're gonna be doctors after all.

It still hasn't hit me yet that I am gonna be a doctor. I still am the lazy guy who just wants to relax. In a year, life will be so different.

 

[BarristerParvateesam]

And remember, don't talk about ethnic cleansing!!!

if i had to vote for the worst meme on the thread it would have to be this one lol
i have never talked about that

 

[libertyyne]

if i had to vote for the worst meme on the thread it would have to be this one lol
i have never talked about that

Yet.

 

[freak7]

I recommend tutoring as a great way to refine your material with peds.

Oh I tutored for years. I've got hours of material for maximum eye roll