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[Caiter92]

And is a hotdog a sandwich?

Now that's crazy talk.

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[JaynaAli]

No the **** kind of question is that and the **** kind of sandwiches are you eating

It's meat between two portions of bread, ergo, sandwich?

I don't actually believe it is one, but I've seen it argued on the internet.

 

[Caiter92]

Wikipedia says a hot dog is a sandwich and I feel so betrayed.

 

[SkiOtter]

It's meat between two portions of bread, ergo, sandwich?

I don't actually believe it is one, but I've seen it argued on the internet.

Wikipedia says a hot dog is a sandwich and I feel so betrayed.

But the National Hot Dog And Sausage Council says it’s not soooo
I’m trusting the experts on this one.

National Hot Dog and Sausage Council Announces Official Policy On ‘Hot Dog as Sandwich’ Controversy | NHDSC

Washington, D.C., November 6, 2015—Just as politics and religion can both unite and polarize, the question of whether a hot dog is a sandwich has stirred its followers’ fury, and unless settled soon, may go down has one of American history’s most polarizing disagreements.

www.hot-dog.org

 

[Caiter92]

But the National Hot Dog And Sausage Council says it’s not soooo
I’m trusting the experts on this one.

National Hot Dog and Sausage Council Announces Official Policy On ‘Hot Dog as Sandwich’ Controversy | NHDSC

Washington, D.C., November 6, 2015—Just as politics and religion can both unite and polarize, the question of whether a hot dog is a sandwich has stirred its followers’ fury, and unless settled soon, may go down has one of American history’s most polarizing disagreements.

www.hot-dog.org

I feel like America having a hot dog council just really shows our priorities

 

[vetmedhead]

My bar for sandwiches is whether it fits the original needs of the Earl of Sandwich, who requested sandwiches be created for the purpose of being easy and more convenient to eat with one hand while he gambled and drank. I think a hotdog meets that bar and therefore would feel comfortable with a sandwich designation. Sandwich is a broad designation anyway (cubanos, Philly cheese steaks, french dips, lobster rolls - all sandwiches that are nothing alike).

Of course the hotdog and sausage council would naturally disagree. They don't want to be a subcommittee of the sandwich council!

 

[SkiOtter]

My bar for sandwiches is whether it fits the original needs of the Earl of Sandwich, who requested sandwiches be created for the purpose of being easy and more convenient to eat with one hand while he gambled and drank. I think a hotdog meets that bar and therefore would feel comfortable with a sandwich designation. Sandwich is a broad designation anyway (cubanos, Philly cheese steaks, french dips, lobster rolls - all sandwiches that are nothing alike).

Of course the hotdog and sausage council would naturally disagree. They don't want to be a subcommittee of the sandwich council!

Get out

 

[battie]

How have you not choked to death on a dry untoasted bagel yet

Nope

But the real question is always..... do you put beans in chili?

Absolutely

And is a hotdog a sandwich?

Nope.

 

[vetmedhead]

Get out

No u

 

[DVMDream]

Absolutely

No chili has no beans.

Bagels are to be covered in cream cheese. The best flavor bagels are either cheese or everything bagels.

 

[Lupin21]

I like cinnamon raisin bagels with jalapeño cream cheese. so good.

 

[WildZoo]

Savory bagels for lyfe, if I want sweet I'll eat a damn donut.

But what if you want sweet, but not *that* sweet?

I love a blueberry bagel. Or french toast bagel. Sometimes the cinnamon ones that Panera has but most of the time that's too sweet for me in the morning. Real good with some vanilla yogurt though.

Did I mention sweet bagels go great with vanilla yogurt?

Also used to put it on waffles. Om nom nom.

 

[JaynaAli]

One of my lab techs likes an asiago bagel with strawberry cream cheese for the savory/sweet combo. I am fine with both savory and sweet bagels but not together, lol.

I do not like yogurt.

 

[deleted676737]

Nope



Absolutely



Nope.

These are the objectively correct answers.

 

[Squeaksmom]

But the real question is always..... do you put beans in chili?

Two types. IIRC I shared a photo in the what are you cooking thread a while back to prove it lol

 

[Squeaksmom]

And is a hotdog a sandwich?

No.

 

[Squeaksmom]

Savoury bagels. Cream cheese, preferably garlic or jalapeno. Or a proper lox bagel as described earlier.

 

[WildZoo]

Anything can be a sandwich if it tries hard and believes in itself

 

[Doctor-S]

(except vets are always better than MDs)....

(Kidding, kidding)

Okay ... but are some MDs who post in the vettie forum ... yanno ... sorta okay???

 

[SkiOtter]

Okay ... but are some MDs who post in the vettie forum ... yanno ... sorta okay???

I vote YES

 

[that redhead]

Why is everyone forgetting the bagel sandwich? With lunch meat or egg/cheese? As if bagels with cream cheese weren't already amazing enough.

 

[genny]

Anything can be a sandwich if it tries hard and believes in itself

A cake is just icing sandwiched between two sweet, sweet large slices of bread.

 

[that redhead]

A cake is just icing sandwiched between two sweet, sweet large slices of bread.

Usually there is icing on top too?

 

[Caiter92]

A cake is just icing sandwiched between two sweet, sweet large slices of bread.

If your cake is the texture of bread we got some problems

 

[SkiOtter]

If your cake is the texture of bread we got some problems

Bread has many different textures tho. Banana bread is still bread

 

[Caiter92]

Bread has many different textures tho. Banana bread is still bread

She just called cake a sandwich and you’re agreeing with this??????

 

[SkiOtter]

She just called cake a sandwich and you’re agreeing with this??????

Never said I was agreeing, just that bread doesn’t have to be bready

 

[Caiter92]

Never said I was agreeing, just that bread doesn’t have to be bready

Let’s be real, banana bread and zucchini and pumpkin and the lot are just cake that people call bread to feel better about themselves eating it

 

[genny]

Usually there is icing on top too?

So it's like an open-faced big mac. But without any lettuce to give the illusion of it being healthy in any way.

 

[SkiOtter]

So it's like an open-faced big mac. But without any lettuce to give the illusion of it being healthy in any way.

Idk man I think Big Mac sauce and frosting are a touch different

 

[DVMDream]

Okay ... but are some MDs who post in the vettie forum ... yanno ... sorta okay???

We loves you. You are great!

 

[DVMDream]

Anything can be a sandwich if it tries hard and believes in itself

Any size pizza is a personal pizza if you try hard and believe in yourself.

 

[genny]

Idk man I think Big Mac sauce and frosting are a touch different

I think if you add a touch of french dressing and some minced onion to this, you'd be awful close....

Pickle Cupcakes

Just trust us on this one.

www.delish.com

 

[DVMDream]

I think if you add a touch of french dressing and some minced onion to this, you'd be awful close....

Pickle Cupcakes

Just trust us on this one.

www.delish.com

Pickles are an abomination. Putting them on anything is horrid. But, this, whoever did this needs to be punted off planet Earth.

 

[genny]

Pickles are an abomination. Putting them on anything is horrid. But, this, whoever did this needs to be punted off planet Earth.

Pickles are the greatest thing to happen to cucumbers since Persian salad.

 

[DVMDream]

Pickles are the greatest thing to happen to cucumbers since Persian salad.

Off the Earth.... go!

 

[WildZoo]

I love our food fites, guys. They amuse me almost as much as our geography fites.

 

[Lupin21]

pickles are lyfe.

 

[CoffeeQuestionMark]

Pickles are the greatest thing to happen to cucumbers since Persian salad.

Both amazing

 

[Squeaksmom]

Idk man I think Big Mac sauce and frosting are a touch different

"Where's the beef?" (or was that just a Canadian thing?)

 

[battie]

"Where's the beef?" (or was that just a Canadian thing?)

It's an Arby's thing

 

[SkiOtter]

It's an Arby's thing

Nah bro that’s Wendy’s

 

[genny]

It's an Arby's thing

No, it’s a Wendy’s thing. Arby’s has the meats.

 

[DVMDream]

A calzone is a sandwich

Also, pickles are a fruit.

 

[DVMDream]

@SkiOtter what makes you angry about pickles being a fruit and calzones being sandwiches?

 

[Caiter92]

@SkiOtter what makes you angry about pickles being a fruit and calzones being sandwiches?

Everything

 

[DVMDream]

Everything

Yes, yes the truth can hurt....

 

[Caiter92]

Yes, yes the truth can hurt....

Like how chili has beans?

 

[DVMDream]

Like how chili has beans?

We have already shown that the National Chili Association confirms that chili does NOT have beans. So the experts agree with me.

 

[DVMDream]

Like how chili has beans?

And I am disappointed in you for not carrying on that movie quote.