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The annual Saturday Morning Cartoon Convention was well underway, hosted once again by Warner Bros. Studio in a gesture of goodwill towards all their rival producers of children's entertainment television. Cartoons from all networks and various decades gathered to catch up with old friends and discuss the important topics affecting their livelihoods. This year, the subject on everyone's mind was the depictions of violence in their respective shows.
There had been talk for years about whether characters springing back from what should be fatal injuries would give children unrealistic expectations about their own physical limitations. Some felt these violent acts should be removed entirely from the programs, while others felt the solution was to introduce more realistic depictions. The former attitude seemed to be winning the majority, but still there were a few disgruntled holdouts who felt their characters would be watered down if not allowed to drop an anvil on someone every now and again.
The cartoons milled about, a tense undercurrent palpable even in the most casual conversations, as two figures took the stage. Dubz and KD stood together on the podium, smiling out at the crowd of friends and colleagues.
"Good afternoon everyone, and we want to thank you all for taking the time to attend the convention," said Dubz. "As most of you are probably aware, KD and I are spearheading the movement to minimize depictions of violence in children's television programming and founded the It Takes A Village campaign to that end. We hope to engage in civil discourse with all of you throughout the course of this conference and address any concerns you may have with our vision of the future of cartoons. I will now turn the podium over to KD, who will present the data we have been gathering over the last several years on the psychological impact of cartoon violence." Dubz nodded to her partner and moved to a seat near the edge of the stage.
"Thank you Dubz, and yes thank you to everyone for attending. Today I hope to show --" but at that moment all the lights in the building cut off. Panicked screams bounced around the room, and the sounds of a struggle and choked gasps echoed from the direction of the stage.
"Jinkies!" Velma shouted when the lights flickered back on, revealing the fallen bodies of the hosts. Batman suddenly appeared over the bodies, leaning close to investigate. As he stared at what appeared to be bite marks across KD's face, she grabbed his arm, pulling him close to her, and whispering something in his ear. His expression was unreadable beneath the cowl as she released his arm and took her final breath.
Dead are @WildZoo, who was Papa Smurf, and @kaydubs, who was Wilma Flintstone.
"We must find the villains responsible for this," Batman said to the frightened crowd, eyeing each one of the attendees with fierce suspicion.
"Yes," someone shouted, "But I think first we should elect someone to lead the investigation! Otherwise, it will just be an inefficient mess!"
"Well as the world's greatest detective, I assumed..." Batman started, but he was cut off by another voice.
"Yeah I agree," said Daffy Duck, "You can't just show up and take control, we should have a fair vote!"
Batman sighed as murmurs of agreement rippled through the crowd. A waste of a day, he thought, but nothing to stop him from investigating on his own. They could have their vote.
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