Let us follow the exploits of WildZoo tonight, who is rapidly challenging Mad Jack for most posts on the thread (sadly we can no longer check that information easily since the SDN update
). She decides to take herself a nice midnight stroll. Since there was no kill last night, she feels it will be safe to go grazing for a little while before nap time. As she is grazing along, she has attracted the attention of another farm creature, the goat. Our goat is getting a bigger and bigger stomach these days and has started having a hankering for larger meals. She eyes Wildzoo with wild envy in her eyes and starts to follow along. Just as the moon passes behind some clouds she decides to make her move. She heads towards wild zoo, right when WZ lets go a stinking pile of poo that the goat steps in. "Yuck" she yells, and is about to extricate herself when a toxic fart comes from wild zoo incapacitating WZ for the rest of the night. No midnight snacking for our goat this night.
WZ is completely oblivious to the goats predicament and starts to head back to the house when "WhAM" she ambles right into the silly horse. The horse is a bit embarrassed, and runs off. WZ has a really bad headache. "?siht is tahW" she says. "!huH" . WZ can't even comprehend what is happening to her, she lays down and starts going to sleep, even though animals always say don't go to sleep with a head injury. Do you know what she thinks when she wakes up? I didn't think so, because we don't know what animals think when they cross over. No one will know what happened to her. Or will they?
The next morning when the villagers wake up they find WZ's bloated stinking corpse and they all steer clear of the body. They call the animal renderers to come and take away the body. One mentor speaks up. "Guys, this is crazy. Just let me examine the body and I can find out the cause of death. I am a freaking gross pathologist you know." Everyone looks at WTF as if she is crazy. Examine a dead body? Ugh. They herd her away, leaving the cause of death a mystery once again, and WTF muttering under her breath "Noobs. If they can't be your slaves, why bother having them? "
Wildzoo, the cow villager, who could
block people with her stinky poo and noxious methane emissions has been
killed.
Btw, mags is back, covered in ....you guessed it....vomitus.
It is Day 6. Lynch will close at 5:15pm
EST. (as usual, send actions early).
GET LYNCHING…. If you guys don't get your act together we may consider euthanizing the whole villager lot of you (just kidding).
There are now 17 people in the game.
The Living Players:
2- @
JaynaAli
3- @
Crystalight33
5- @
evilsquirrel
6- @
WillowLeaf
8- @
wildchild210
10- @
Beagleholly
11- @
Ashgirl
12- @
sand_cat
14- @
Haxx
15- @
grossly_incandescent
18- @
epivetlove
19- @
remi4301
20- @
kittyy
22- @
brightimpressio
24- @
Rwwilliams
23- @
Mad Jack,
21- @
magbags
The animals sent to the rendering plant, or the necropsy table, or have departed the farm life etc etc.
4- @
UFprevet12, peacock
13- @
SV88, herding dog
16- @
rxelle, mouse
7- @
bluesails, goose
9- @
aggiegirl88, chicken
17- @
GellaBella, lamb
1- @
WildZoo, cow
NOTE: Links to results and write-ups can be found on the bottom of post #1 of this thread for your reference:
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