I wish
@NateTheLesser or @holdthemayo would stop by
Hello, I'm Nate the Lesser. I know most of you, but some of the SDN faces are new to me.
A little about myself.
My name isn't Nate. Please don't call me that.
It's not Lesser either if that is what you are thinking.
Obviously it's "the"
No, I will not explain...
Fine.
I can see you eying me. Starting to doubt me.
Over a name? I thought we wouldn't be meta. It's champs practice after all.
My father wanted a boy. More than anything. More than his very existence.
Mom wanted a kitten.
She got one. Named it fluffy. Stupid name.
Dad knew it was a stupid name.
How couldn't he? He was a taxonomist. You've probably heard of him.
The the lesser Sr
When I came along, naturally he had the upper hand.
Mother had named the cat. She had also received a hefty dose of ketamine.
So there I was.
Blue, 2 minute APGAR of 2. Thankfully 5 minute APGAR of 9.
When they asked my name, an exhausted mother just pointed to father.
"the" he said
"the Jr, after his father"
Of course he wasn't my father.
Nate was.