Ladies and Gentlemen... a Noob WW Game Thread!

[deleted806434]

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lynch Panda

sorry guys I have no idea

 

[kittenmittens524]

WHO SAID SAR WAS GOOD??

I did I know she's good!!! SHes 100% village

 

[wallydo]

Unlynch Panda

 

[kittenmittens524]

guys we don't know anything about panda?!

 

[wallydo]

I HOPE THE LION THING IS RIGHT

LYNCH LYRA

 

[Karabiner13]

lynch lyra

 

[kittenmittens524]

IM ALMOST 100 PERCENT POSITIVE WE WERE TOLD TO WATCH OUT FOR A LION

 

[LyraGardenia]

Weren't we told to watch out for a lion? I swear that was in one of our write ups but I don't have time to find it

I don't remember that at all, I think the only significant thing about lions in the writeups was that BoB was fed to us.

 

[deleted806434]

I think Panda is the card person but I might be wrong

 

[LyraGardenia]

You're making a big mistake if you vote for me!!!

 

[kittenmittens524]

You're making a big mistake if you vote for me!!!

That's the last thing BoB said before they died..

 

[Trilt]

Lynch is closed and results are pending. Final tally momentarily.

 

[kaydubs]

....

 

[deleted806434]

I bet the wolves were laughing so hard reading this. Hahahahahaha that was a complete s*** show

 

[LyraGardenia]

AHHHH what happened???

 

[wallydo]

YES, yes it was. That was like taking an exam when you're not very prepared and you know you have a 50/50 chance of answering the question right.

 

[Trilt]

Final Lynch Tally
Lyra (3) - KM, Wally, Karabou
KB (1) - SAR
wally () -
SAR (1) - Lyra
Panda (1) - Serher

6/7 - check your votes. Utter waffle house here.

 

[wallydo]

 

[kittenmittens524]

I am the kitten in that gif..

 

[deleted676737]

🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢

 

[vetmedhead]

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[Coopah]

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Lol
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[thedrjojo]

******
NOOOOOOOBS!
******

 

[Trilt]

Oh.

Well imagine, as I'm watching the play of this silly noob game...

and I can't help but to hear...

no I can't help but to hear an exchanging of votes.

Lynch Lyra
Lynch Lyra, too.

What a beautiful lynch vote! What a beautiful lynch vote says the villager to the wolf.

And yes, but what a shame, what a shame that the poor lynch bagged a:

Spoiler: Click

VILLAGER

​

 

[Trilt]

A sparse crowd gathered for tonight's circus performance, as they had many a night before.

The show was rough. With well over half of the performers gone, acts were misplaced, cues were missed, and eventually the whole thing came off the rails and became nothing more than a shouting match. The patrons were confused, but watched nonetheless. Accusations rang out... what was this item? Who killed who? Was that even a real performer role?

In the end, confusion reigned, and the performers suddenly turned on @LyraGardenia, Circus Lion, a villager who could cancel night once during the game.

But... despite the blows... she screamed and she protested, admitting nothing till her death. The performers were perplexed. If not her, then what had they just done...

The first sign of something seriously wrong was when @serher - Conjoined Twin #2, who was already weak - felt the knife enter her back. Again and again, pain shooting down her sides. @Karabiner13 - a Clown - stood there cackling and cackling as she joined her sister in death.

@wallydo - the Human Pincushion - could withstand one night kill, but blunt force trauma was unfortunately beyond his abilities. @TrashPanda - the Tarot Card Reader - grabbed one of her card cases and smashed the sharp edge on his head.

And lastly, confused in the mayhem, was @SARdoghandler, the Sword Swallower, whose familiarity with death meant that they could resurrect a single person during the game. Unfortunately, the swallowing was all a trick, and so was one of his closest friendships. @kittenmittens524, a CONVERTED WOLF Magician, pulled a long string of handkerchiefs from her throat and tied them neatly - and tightly - around the swallower's throat. His shock was matched only with the intensity of his coughing and gagging.

The three scum looked at each other, bowed deeply to the shell-shocked and terrified crowd, and shared a long and enthusiastic laugh. Then they quietly walked out of the ring and into the nearby woods, never to be seen again.

WOLVES HAVE WON!!

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ROSTER:
3. @Karabiner13 - Clown
11. @serher - Conjoined Twin
12. @TrashPanda - Tarot Card Reader
15. @SARdoghandler - Sword Swallower
20. @kittenmittens524 - CONVERTED Magician
23. @wallydo - Human Pincushion

DEAD:
4. @LetItSnow - FORMERLY The Oldest Man Alive
5. @Coopah - Diving Horse
8. @cdoconn - Mime
19. @hygebeorht - Juggler
16. @awesomenessity - Snake Charmer
13. @Animal Midwife - Fortune Teller
14. @raf2769 - Daredevil Motorcyclist
21. @Bottle of Bear - Lion Tamer
17. @Coopah - Contortionist
18. @hurtem&healem - Human Skeleton
7. @SkiOtter - Bicycle Bear
2. @SnowshoeDog143 - Tightrope Walker
6. @killerleaf - Circus Elephant (still)
1. @mmmdreamerz - Conjoined Twin #1
9. @Doctor-S - Human Owl
10. @sheltermed - Strongwoman
22. @LyraGardenia - Circus Lion

 

[WildZoo]

So proud, so very proud

 

[alohacat319]

Yeah baby wolves!!!

 

[cdo96]

Hey Villagers.

Before I died, I specifically told you who two wolves were! Ahh. Y'all played well, it's just sads. 🙁

 

[Trilt]

Spreadsheet link

FANTASTIC job, everybody! Seriously - this was probably one of the best recent games for analysis of votes, posts, and just general give-a-damn. I'm so ****ing proud of all the noobs for bringing their all and hope you ALL play lots more games.

Ask any questions or bring up any concerns.

 

[hurtem&healem]

Was that even a real performer role?

This may be my favorite thing from this whole game. Well played, Krabs!

 

[WildZoo]

Oh.

Well imagine, as I'm watching the play of this silly noob game...

and I can't help but to hear...

no I can't help but to hear an exchanging of votes.

Lynch Lyra
Lynch Lyra, too.

What a beautiful lynch vote! What a beautiful lynch vote says the villager to the wolf.

And yes, but what a shame, what a shame that the poor lynch bagged a:

Spoiler: Click

VILLAGER

​

Love this by the way

 

[TrashPanda]

And the wolves won despite missing a wolf vote! Great job, wolves!

Spent all day coming back home today. Saw the extension and got confused about time zones. Decided to briefly watch Star Trek but it turned out to be an extended episode. Fell asleep. Didn't vote. Woke up to WOLVES WINNING!

 

[Karabiner13]

This may be my favorite thing from this whole game. Well played, Krabs!

Yeah I might have been this the whole time

 

[Caiter92]

Yay baby wolves!

 

[kittenmittens524]

BABY WOLF VICTORY HOWL

 

[deleted806434]

Good job wolves. Sad we couldn't pull this out. Several of the ideas I had were right today!!! Congrats.

 

[raf2769]

sad I died young, but had a blast watching from the sidelines and conspiring in dead chat!

 

[deleted676737]

Although I am disappointed in the village for today's lynch, I personally thought that you guys did a pretty good job playing overall considering that it was your first game (or, well, for most of you, anyway). Well done!

 

[Bottle of Bear]

 

[SkiOtter]

hole you ALL play lots more games.

Trilt this isn't the thread to be talking about filling holes go back to the bar

 

[mmmdreamerz]

Good job wolves. Sad we couldn't pull this out. Several of the ideas I had were right today!!! Congrats.

Good job, Twin!!

 

[Bottle of Bear]

Shout out to all the dangerous villagers we killed off early. And to the surviving wolves for pulling a victory from the jaws of defeat.

And waffles

 

[Karabiner13]

I was kept amused by the many variations of names I was called this game. It got up to 14 I think: karabiner, karabou, karabean, karab, kbean, KB, kbou, krabs, k-bizzle, kar, kara, bean, 'can of beans', caribou.

I'm partial to karabou though but that might be due to my mentor giving me it 🙂

 

[Skimble]

Yeah I might have been this the whole time

Not trying to burst your bubble but just FYI - that trick wouldn't have worked in a game with experienced players. As soon as you posted your ability, we all pretty much knew that wasn't real. Not saying this to insult you, just letting you know so you learn! 🙂

 

[Karabiner13]

Shout out to all the dangerous villagers we killed off early. And to the surviving wolves for pulling a victory from the jaws of defeat.

And waffles

Got to love those waffles!

Not trying to burst your bubble but just FYI - that trick wouldn't have worked in a game with experienced players. As soon as you posted your ability, we all pretty much knew that wasn't real. Not saying this to insult you, just letting you know so you learn! 🙂

Oh I knew

 

[kittenmittens524]

Good job wolves. Sad we couldn't pull this out. Several of the ideas I had were right today!!! Congrats.

You did really well! I thought you had made me as a convert a couple times, you were definitely had to force into a waffle

 

[Trilt]

Trilt this isn't the thread to be talking about filling holes go back to the bar

something something caulking!

I was going to do a karaoke version of I Write Sins but I didn't expect the game to end today!

 

[cdo96]

Shout out to all the dangerous villagers we killed off early. And to the surviving wolves for pulling a victory from the jaws of defeat.

And waffles

@ me next time bear

 

[SkiOtter]

I was kept amused by the many variations of names I was called this game. It got up to 14 I think: karabiner, karabou, karabean, karab, kbean, KB, kbou, krabs, k-bizzle, kar, kara, bean, 'can of beans', caribou.

I'm partial to karabou though but that might be due to my mentor giving me it 🙂

I never got any nicknames

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I is dead I haz a sad
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[mmmdreamerz]

I was kept amused by the many variations of names I was called this game. It got up to 14 I think: karabiner, karabou, karabean, karab, kbean, KB, kbou, krabs, k-bizzle, kar, kara, bean, 'can of beans', caribou.

I'm partial to karabou though but that might be due to my mentor giving me it 🙂

What exactly is a spinning ballerina dog?!!