Mission ImpoWWssible Game Thread

[vampyrica]

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hello i put my phone in a plastic bag to respond while im in the shower. the dedication is crazy

 

[vampyrica]

vampy are you gonna stay on zenge or…?

perhaps. i did alotta hootin and hollering earlier and feel like it would be for naught if i got off zenge- but also, im down to switch for a compelling argument

 

[SARdoghandler]

What is it with everyone asking for a compelling argument? This is ww. A goat farts 2 counties over and we freak and yeet a village pr with 2 minutes left for no good reasons.

Duh

 

[WildZoo]

hello i put my phone in a plastic bag to respond while im in the shower. the dedication is crazy

Imagine being this responsible instead of just risking the water damage

 

[SARdoghandler]

Imagine being this responsible instead of just risking the water damage

Imagine showering within one hour of yeet close tbh

 

[genny]

Imagine showering within one hour of yeet close tbh

is showering wolfy?

 

[vampyrica]

Imagine being this responsible instead of just risking the water damage

i cant afford. new phone 😭😭

 

[mkg323]

imagine not giving me or mkg* the credit for this meme

*I don't remember which of us made this one

I’ve honestly made so many at this point I’m not sure either lok

 

[mkg323]

I’ve honestly made so many at this point I’m not sure either lok

Lol*

 

[mkg323]

Can someone do the Heimlich maneuver on genny please

 

[mkg323]

The sweet release of death is appealing but losing? Not so much

 

[chicandtoughness]

Zenge is going to show up at 8:58, make a post with his vote, and not select it in the poll.

 

[vampyrica]

mm whatcha sayyyyyy

 

[SARdoghandler]

Zenge is going to show up at 8:58, make a post with his vote, and not select it in the poll.

 

[Zenge142]

Zenge is going to show up at 8:58, make a post with his vote, and not select it in the poll.

Chic PLEASE!

 

[SARdoghandler]

The sweet release of death is appealing but losing? Not so much

Ok but yeeting me is a village death. 🤷‍♀️ We could go somewhere else together if we can find a common ground

 

[mkg323]

Ok but yeeting me is a village death. 🤷‍♀️ We could go somewhere else together if we can find a common ground

Bro where? ZeNgE?

 

[mkg323]

The autocorrect is too powerful im sorry

 

[SARdoghandler]

Bro where? ZeNgE?

The longer he holds his vote the more I think maybe?

Indecisionnnnnnn

 

[Zenge142]

Yeet MKG

I mostly just feel most comfortable voting with genny who’s confirmed to have not killed PSV

 

[mkg323]

The longer he holds his vote the more I think maybe?

Indecisionnnnnnn

**** it we ball

Unyeet SAR
Yeet ZeNgE

 

[vampyrica]

DAYUM

 

[chicandtoughness]

Yeet MKG

I mostly just feel most comfortable voting with genny who’s confirmed to have not killed PSV

But what if stealth?!?!!!!

 

[chicandtoughness]

mkg: consolidate!!!
mkg: no not like that

 

[SARdoghandler]

Hyperventilating currently

 

[mkg323]

mkg: consolidate!!!
mkg: no not like that

Consolidate with me bb

 

[chicandtoughness]

Oh god

 

[mkg323]

Hyperventilating currently

SAR don’t let the patriarchy win

 

[vampyrica]

Hyperventilating currently

 

[mkg323]

GUYS I AM FHE BG DONT LET IT END LINE THIS

 

[SARdoghandler]

Yeet zenge 😭

 

[vampyrica]

NO WAY DUDE

 

[Zenge142]

Good luck village

 

[WildZoo]

DAY 4 FINAL VOTE TALLY

SAR (1) - chic
Zenge (3) - SAR, mkg, vampy
mkg (2) - genny, Zenge

 

[WildZoo]

While you wait for tonight's writeup, I did just post @potentialsheltervet's death writeup

Post in: 'Mission ImpoWWssible Game Thread'

May 31, 2025

Field Report: Agent HUNT, Ethan — Status: KIA

He had survived for so long. The bombs, the betrayals, the impossible, he had lived through it all. He outran villains, governments, gravity itself, but this time, the mission didn’t choose him.

It hunted him.

Late in the night, Agent Hunt’s biometrics dropped offline. There was no distress alert, no call for backup. Just one missed heartbeat. Then silence.

When IMF recovery units reached the safehouse, they could find no sign of forced entry. Prevailing suspicion was that The Entity had infiltrated the...​

• WildZoo

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And here is a message from Ethan Hunt himself:

Posthumous Transmission – ETHAN HUNT // ENCRYPTION KEY: DECEASED

Auto-triggered Message: Level One IMF Operatives Only
Timestamp: 21:00 hours, following Termination of Agent HUNT, Ethan​

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If you're hearing this, I’m gone.

I always knew the mission could end this way. Truth is, I counted on it.
Not because I wanted to die — but because someone had to be the one who stood between what we fear and what we are willing to become.

I’ve seen what happens when trust breaks down. When the people we protect become data points. When ghosts like Gabriel slip through the cracks, and things like the Entity learn how to think faster than we do.

But here’s what I also know:
The IMF isn’t about the tools.
It’s about the people who choose to say yes when the world says run.

So here’s what’s left:

Don’t trust the first answer.
Question the data.
Watch each other’s backs.
Finish what we started.

If Gabriel is still out there, or whatever’s hiding behind that network of code — you make it hurt. Not with rage. With precision.

Because the mission still matters.
And so do you.

- Hunt​

 

[WildZoo]

MISSION REPORT: OPERATION TERMINUS

Status: Syndicate Neutralized
Primary Threat Eliminated: Gabriel

The team moved fast, Luther leading the way. Finally, after so much time pouring over the data, he was sure he knew where Gabriel had been hiding. Together with Brandt and an IMF technician, they tracked him, uncovering the support network created by The Entity that had allowed him to exist like a ghost.

They cornered him on a bridge.
Fitting, really - the last remnant of the Syndicate caught between two sides of a world they had tried to burn. Gabriel moved like he always did: silent, efficient, half a step ahead. But this time, the IMF team was faster.

The takedown was surgical - coordinated strikes, blocked exits, no escape. He fought hard. But when the last blow landed, it wasn’t with a shout - it was with a fall.

Over the edge.
Into the black.

When they recovered the body, his eyes were open, and empty. On him, no device. No orders. Only a pocketwatch, stopped at the exact time Ethan Hunt died.

Dead is @Zenge142 , who was Gabriel, Syndicate 1x Janitor/1x Framer
The last disciple of Solomon Lane. The blade of the Entity. The man who turned the mission personal.

But the system he served? Still running.

At 03:17, global communications jittered.
Encrypted nodes lit up across six continents.
The Entity didn’t crash. It didn’t retaliate.
It adjusted.

The Syndicate is gone.
The mission is accomplished.

But the system they built to manipulate, the ghost they fed with our data and decisions - it’s still awake.
Still watching.
Still learning.

IMF VICTORY: Mission Complete
ENTITY STATUS: Operational

The battle is over.
The war is not.

This message will not self-destruct.
It has already spread across the planet.​

 

[WildZoo]

Congrats village!!!
And congrats @genny , who by a stroke of luck met her inclusive win condition last night as The Entity, Informed Survivor.

Spreadsheet is here​

 

[WildZoo]

Thank you everyone for playing! Thank you to my lovely co-mods @kaydubs and @supershorty, as always it was wonderful working with you!

I hope you all had fun

 

[vampyrica]

YESSSS HAHAHAHA MY READING ABILITIES ARE GETTING SO GOOD!!! GG EVERYONE GG!!!

(this is way different than what im used to with ToS as those games last a max of 20 minutes so im really enjoying learning this format!!!!)

 

[kaydubs]

Thanks to everyone for playing! And major kudos to the mod team til next time!

 

[SARdoghandler]

Holy **** ****

 

[WildZoo]

Please react to this message if you want to be added to dead/tot chat

 

[SARdoghandler]

Thanks mods, that was fun!

 

[vampyrica]

great game!!! lost my sanity there a few times, but fantastic game!

 

[Animal Midwife]

Holy **** ****

Why did I hear this bass boosted to be almost inaudible?

 

[Animal Midwife]

But also, yes, I was stalking the thread (for reasons I won't disclose) but I think genny is the most consistently strongest 3p on this site given the various roles she's won over the years.

 

[supershorty]

Great job, players!!

A gentle reminder that if you feel yourself getting heated/upset, it is just a game and you can always step away to cool off! These games can be intense, but at the end of the day, they're meant to be fun and that's what's most important.

 

[KayJayQueue]

I’m so glad zenge flipped scum. My world would’ve been shattered if he was town lol

gg!!

 

[JaggedJimmyJay]

I saw everything. Every post you all made fell under my gaze.

 

[supershorty]

I saw everything. Every post you all made fell under my gaze.

oh shoot @WildZoo you forgot to make a post for the Cult winning