StardeWW Valley - GAME THREAD

[supershorty]

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Members don't see this ad.

Because I’m not recruiting anyone?

You can join my puppy cult, but the membership fee is like $2k, and the puppy comes with a problem because veterinarians never get perfectly healthy pets.

WAIT WAIT WAIT I WASN'T TOLD THIS BEFORE I SAID I'D BEEN RECRUITED

 

[WildZoo]

Because I’m not recruiting anyone?

Oh, so you're out of recruitment shots?

You can join my puppy cult, but the membership fee is like $2k, and the puppy comes with a problem because veterinarians never get perfectly healthy pets.

No thank you, Margo doesn't want a puppy friend

 

[bluestoat]

WAIT WAIT WAIT I WASN'T TOLD THIS BEFORE I SAID I'D BEEN RECRUITED

Hidden fees 😲

 

[genny]

WAIT WAIT WAIT I WASN'T TOLD THIS BEFORE I SAID I'D BEEN RECRUITED

Cheaper than Scientology!

 

[kaydubs]

(Someone tried to sell me a puppy yesterday, born tripod).

Hai goons

 

[WildZoo]

Wait

Wait wait wait

Who is stealing money?

 

[bluestoat]

Wait

Wait wait wait

Who is stealing money?

My thoughts

 

[bluestoat]

Well, coulda been Barkley. Someone rustled through my (empty) wallet last night

 

[bluestoat]

I'm not 100% on what being a forager MEANS

 

[genny]

Wait

Wait wait wait

Who is stealing money?

I just assumed that is you.

 

[WildZoo]

I just assumed that is you.

You blocked me, you goon. It can't be me.

 

[supershorty]

guyz I got a perfect score on my talk this morning, so even though I cried in my PI's office so hard that he told me to go home for the rest of the day, I think this is kind of a win.

 

[genny]

I'm not 100% on what being a forager MEANS

Foraging through other peoples wallets for sustenance. Could be a teenager or a communist.

 

[WildZoo]

I'm not 100% on what being a forager MEANS

Tbh I have no idea. Kdswg was one too.

But I don't understand a village Barkley pretending to act on herself anyway.

 

[Truenamer]

Trying to decide if I still trust both of the horse girls or if one of them got converted

Hey Sporty, Stoaty, are you still village?

 

[bluestoat]

Tbh I have no idea. Kdswg was one too.

But I don't understand a village Barkley pretending to act on herself anyway.

Oh right, forgot about that

 

[bluestoat]

Trying to decide if I still trust both of the horse girls or if one of them got converted

Hey Sporty, Stoaty, are you still village?

Yes

 

[bluestoat]

You blocked me, you goon. It can't be me.

True facts

 

[bluestoat]

Tbh I have no idea. Kdswg was one too.

But I don't understand a village Barkley pretending to act on herself anyway.

It's not me, not Genny because she claimed block, and not you because you are blocked. I know it's not me but have no proof.

Sporty or True. My guess is sporty.

 

[SportPonies]

I don’t see how Dubz being blocked clears her of anything. I’m very confused by this argument

 

[WildZoo]

I don’t see how Dubz being blocked clears her of anything. I’m very confused by this argument

I can't steal from people when I'm blocked. The discussion was about who has been stealing money.

 

[SportPonies]

I can't steal from people when I'm blocked. The discussion was about who has been stealing money.

Oh I was reading in sections and lost track of what the discussion wss

 

[SportPonies]

Trying to decide if I still trust both of the horse girls or if one of them got converted

Hey Sporty, Stoaty, are you still village?

Yes? Stoat is a horse girl?

 

[Truenamer]

Yes? Stoat is a horse girl?

It's been a while since she's been able to ride, but she is indeed a very horsey girl

Her, my sister, and my mom. Probably explains why I'm into leatherworking 😂

 

[WildZoo]

So no one is going to fess up to stealing money?

Hmm.

 

[SportPonies]

So no one is going to fess up to stealing money?

Hmm.

I’m tinfoiling that stoat holstered and is claiming to be acted upon

 

[WildZoo]

I’m tinfoiling that stoat holstered and is claiming to be acted upon

Spoiler

 

[Truenamer]

I’m tinfoiling that stoat holstered and is claiming to be acted upon

This is what a Dubz pocket does to your brain

My brain too

I really think that she's some flavor of baddie but I don't know what to do

 

[bluestoat]

I’m tinfoiling that stoat holstered and is claiming to be acted upon

I would do this so I can't argue much here. This is a valid tinfoil. Or I'd pretend to be acted on, once assured the actual thief is dead.

Buuuut.

I'm well aware that it's not me who has any PRs in this game.

 

[Truenamer]

I would do this so I can't argue much here. This is a valid tinfoil. Or I'd pretend to be acted on, once assured the actual thief is dead.

Buuuut.

I'm well aware that it's not me who has any PRs in this game.

But I guess my question is, even if you're scum, what would the motivation be? How would this help you?

 

[bluestoat]

I would do this so I can't argue much here. This is a valid tinfoil. Or I'd pretend to be acted on, once assured the actual thief is dead.

Buuuut.

I'm well aware that it's not me who has any PRs in this game.

*Not dead. We'd get the flavor. Jailed? Neutralized?

 

[bluestoat]

But I guess, my question is, even if your scum, what would the motivation be? How would this help you?

I don't know that it would lol, it wouldn't be my choice of fib

 

[bluestoat]

Spoiler: check out dis face

We're playing with a rawhide and he's being a dork

 

[bluestoat]

I’m tinfoiling that stoat holstered and is claiming to be acted upon

WAIT this got me to thinking. Want a crazier tinfoil?

Dubz and Genny coordinated the blocking reveal between each other. They're both some flavor of scum faction. The only villagers are you, me, and True and they need us to vote for one of each other and are using a blocking alibi as a decoy to move suspicion away from them, knowing one of us was going to get robbed.*

*I don't actually believe this.

 

[WildZoo]

This is what a Dubz pocket does to your brain

My brain too

I really think that she's some flavor of baddie but I don't know what to do

What do I have to do with it?? I literally can't be the money thief

 

[WildZoo]

WAIT this got me to thinking. Want a crazier tinfoil?

Dubz and Genny coordinated the blocking reveal between each other. They're both some flavor of scum faction. The only villagers are you, me, and True and they need us to vote for one of each other and are using a blocking alibi as a decoy to move suspicion away from them, knowing one of us was going to get robbed.*

*I don't actually believe this.

I want this to be real

 

[Truenamer]

What do I have to do with it?? I literally can't be the money thief

I don't think you're the money thief! I think you're a cult leader or a wolf! I think you've been guiding us down the path to perdition from the start!

 

[Truenamer]

But I still don't know if I want to vote for you or not 😭😭

 

[WildZoo]

This is what a Dubz pocket does to your brain

My brain too

I really think that she's some flavor of baddie but I don't know what to do

Besides, last I checked no one is in a dubz pocket, I'm pretty sure everyone here is some level of ready to vote for me or has at some point.

 

[bluestoat]

But I still don't know if I want to vote for you or not 😭😭

My friend, have you heard of... choking?

 

[WildZoo]

I don't think you're the money thief! I think you're a cult leader or a wolf! I think you've been guiding us down the path to perdition from the start!

Oh there's something pippy said to me at the end of one game that this reminded me of. I wonder if I can find it.


Still village though.

 

[bluestoat]

Besides, last I checked no one is in a dubz pocket, I'm pretty sure everyone here is some level of ready to vote for me or has at some point.

I'm between you and Sporty. I know True planned on axe use and flavor supports axe murder.

 

[bluestoat]

I just don't know why Sporty would lie about being the money thief. Either she's lying or my tinfoil has merit.

 

[bluestoat]

Or Truenamer has axe murder AND theft in his arsenal, which feels OP

 

[WildZoo]

My friend, have you heard of... choking?

Oh hey I won that award several times

 

[WildZoo]

Or Truenamer has axe murder AND theft in his arsenal, which feels OP

Well the axe was an item he bought I thought. So his I inate ability could be thieving. I just don't know why he wouldn't have said it by now. So to me that means either you or sporty is lying.

 

[Truenamer]

How much stock are we still putting in the fact that AM had Dubz on her final reads list? It's looking a little flimsier in retrospect

 

[SportPonies]

I just don't know why Sporty would lie about being the money thief. Either she's lying or my tinfoil has merit.

Being the money thief would also require me to be OG scum unless you think that’s a village role

 

[SportPonies]

How much stock are we still putting in the fact that AM had Dubz on her final reads list? It's looking a little flimsier in retrospect

I’ve already stated my opinion on this numerous times.

 

[Truenamer]

Well the axe was an item he bought I thought. So his I inate ability could be thieving. I just don't know why he wouldn't have said it by now. So to me that means either you or sporty is lying.

My power is that I'm a pufferfish.

Really not sure how much I should elaborate, is it pro village at this point to just sort of put everything on the table? I'm definitely not robbing from people.